Current Events > $100000 or do Taylor Swift doggy style

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MakoReizei
03/25/18 9:29:30 AM
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only doggystyle tho, no other position
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/25/18 9:31:20 AM
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NeonOctopus
03/25/18 9:31:32 AM
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Vicious_Dios
03/25/18 9:32:09 AM
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$100,000 <_<
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Mr_Biscuit
03/25/18 9:32:17 AM
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I would pick $100k over sex with any woman in the world, wtf

Unless I could tape and sell it or something without getting in trouble.
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Sunhawk
03/25/18 9:33:41 AM
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Only someone like @pinky would chose sex with someone over a huge amount of money.

Besides, there are better looking broads than Swifty.

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luigi13579
03/25/18 9:41:14 AM
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Easy money.
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Hairy-man
03/25/18 9:42:13 AM
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Taylor swift doggy style, and then charge her $100k
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Kaiganeer
03/25/18 9:42:24 AM
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deupd_u
03/25/18 9:50:41 AM
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How would I even know it's really her, and not a dress full of drinking straws?
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V-E-G-Y-
03/25/18 9:53:55 AM
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Eat More Beef
03/25/18 9:56:55 AM
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Taylor Swift.

I have some dude friends that are huge fans of her, so I'd want to rub it in their faces.
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Sami1000
03/25/18 9:57:32 AM
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100k and ability to change my life for so much better, or get short amount of pleasure that could be very mediocre experience not worth even 10$...
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juicebox4
03/25/18 10:02:28 AM
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thats the only way I'd bang her anyway so I wouldn't have to see her ugly face, but fork over the cash hombre
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Big_Nabendu
03/25/18 10:07:19 AM
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$$$$$
I never thought she was good looking
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foreveraIone
03/25/18 10:09:48 AM
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easy money
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voldothegr8
03/25/18 10:10:03 AM
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There isn't a single pussy on the planet worth $100k to fuck.
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UsernamesRlame
03/25/18 10:14:49 AM
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Yea I think you made the money too much.
Shouldve went with $1000 or maybe $100 even.
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Sada_Pop
03/25/18 10:15:11 AM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
I would pick $100k over sex with any woman in the world, wtf

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Punctus_Pilot
03/25/18 10:19:01 AM
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Money, UNLESS she writes a song about me
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DepreceV2
03/25/18 10:27:17 AM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
I would pick $100k over sex with any woman in the world, wtf

Unless I could tape and sell it or something without getting in trouble.

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KajeI
03/25/18 10:29:06 AM
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DepreceV2 posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
I would pick $100k over sex with any woman in the world, wtf

Unless I could tape and sell it or something without getting in trouble.

I like how you think.

Money easy, i'd be set for at least another 10 years no problem.
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RoboLaserGandhi
03/25/18 10:30:00 AM
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Lmao, the money
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BruceWayneJr
03/25/18 10:31:03 AM
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The money, of course. You can buy a flat ass better than Taylor's.
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QwelzaarKane
03/25/18 10:37:11 AM
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M_Live posted...
Money easy she has no ass lol


She has no anything. It'd be like fucking a skeleton wearing a body suit.
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HashtagTartarus
03/27/18 12:49:20 AM
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smoke_break
03/27/18 12:52:13 AM
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Money. Now if you said Nicki Minaj, I'd have to think about it.
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Vikilla4V
03/27/18 12:54:51 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0BpacgJcGhv


what the fuck
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LinkPizza
03/27/18 12:55:39 AM
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Money. For sure. I like money...
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r4X0r
03/27/18 12:55:43 AM
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I'll take the cash, I've had better.
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OwlRammer
03/27/18 12:56:02 AM
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Vita_Aeterna
03/27/18 12:56:32 AM
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The latter. Make a sex-tape and sell it to the highest bidder. EASY.
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TheCyborgNinja
03/27/18 12:57:41 AM
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I'd just not have sex with Taylor Swift for free. But the money would be great.
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Mistere Man
03/27/18 12:58:34 AM
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Not sure how much money that is as there are no ,'s or .'s but still the money.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/27/18 12:58:38 AM
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Capital_Tenant
03/27/18 1:01:07 AM
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Easy cash. Hand me the money.
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Shotgunnova
03/27/18 1:01:24 AM
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Bestow $100K unto me, comrade.
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Capital_Tenant
03/27/18 1:05:55 AM
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ThetaSexMachine
03/27/18 1:06:27 AM
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>100k
>bang an a-list

The choice is clear
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DrizztLink
03/27/18 1:07:47 AM
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CarlGrimes
03/27/18 1:11:50 AM
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How many times and is it vaginal only or can I put it in her butt too?
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
03/27/18 1:13:20 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
100k please
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Infinite 2003
03/27/18 1:16:38 AM
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Show me the money
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Syntheticon
03/27/18 1:20:47 AM
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I'll take the cash. She's not that special and doggy with no actual butt to grab onto would be extra disappointing.
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MutantJohn
03/27/18 1:23:30 AM
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If I got to have real sex with her, then yeah, I'd definitely do that.

For only like $100,000? That's a good chunk of change, sure. And I'd love to have it. _But_ having sex with T Swizzle (assuming she's totally consenting and into it) is way more worth it, at least to me. There's some things money can't buy and making Taylor Swift cu- * gets shot *
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Knowledge_King
03/27/18 11:07:34 AM
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The money, easily
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