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thanosibe
03/25/18 2:01:57 AM
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All the advancements of society ... working on curing cancer, the automobile, VR games, the internet, telephones, electricity, sewage, TV, digital technology, the oven, microwaves, refrigerators, freezers, botteled and filtered water, and marriage for love and there's still people toasting their bagels.

Just when you can marvel at our achievements as a species you realize some people just refuse to advance for the sake of progression.
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Gafemage
03/25/18 2:02:51 AM
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MabusIncarnate
03/25/18 2:03:04 AM
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I toast my bagels sometimes. I butter my toasted bagels sometimes if i'm out of cream cheese.
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nexigrams
03/25/18 2:03:59 AM
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A non-toasted bagel is just, like, bread man.
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Mistere Man
03/25/18 2:04:48 AM
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Gafemage posted...
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That and I add a

Wha?
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thanosibe
03/25/18 2:07:02 AM
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nexigrams posted...
A non-toasted bagel is just, like, bread man.
A bagel and cream cheese untoasted is why we're a civilized species.
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MabusIncarnate
03/25/18 2:08:17 AM
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thanosibe posted...
nexigrams posted...
A non-toasted bagel is just, like, bread man.
A bagel and cream cheese untoasted is why we're a civilized species.

We are civilized by not cooking something that should be cooked?
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pres_madagascar
03/25/18 2:11:09 AM
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I hate cream cheese.

I do toasted bagels with either jelly/jam or butter and sugar/cinnamon
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Second_Chances
03/25/18 2:15:32 AM
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it's already cooked that's how it's a bagel and not just dough

I still stick them in the toaster oven when I make egg and ham/bacon sandwiches though
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