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Thrillwell
03/24/18 4:56:28 AM
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A middle aged woman farts right next to you on board a United flight. You try to unbuckle your seat and go find some fresh air, but the buckle locks up and you have to breathe in old lady farts.
You turn to her and say, hey lady, your shit stinks really fucking bad. No wonder you didn't get elected President of The United States of America.
She turns to you and says "Fuck You, Bill" as she stabs you with a really dull butter knife.

Just then a flight attendant passes by and you ask if there's a cigar room onboard. She invites you to the cockpit, which turns out to be her vagina, inside the first class bathroom.

You try to do a bash and dash before Hillary gets all salty, but right before you bust you could smell sulfur in the air.
Oh shit, it's Hillary!

You jump out the bathroom but it's too late, she gonna kill you!
You wake up seated as the plane lands, slowly figuring out Hillary KO'd your ass.

Then something something zombies...
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bulletproofvita
03/24/18 4:57:47 AM
#2:


You're hired!
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ForestLogic
03/24/18 4:58:31 AM
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TC tagged as "15 Year Old"
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nevershine
03/24/18 5:06:42 AM
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Brilliant!
Take all my money right now!
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boxington
03/24/18 5:07:57 AM
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You turn to her and say, hey lady, your shit stinks really fucking bad. No wonder you didn't get elected President of The United States of America.
She turns to you and says "Fuck You, Bill"


lol
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