Current Events > Easy ways to get girls in real life: (serious topic)

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1) Join a band, preferably rock and get a gig at a club or bar or somewhere where there's lots of people
2) Become a cop, fireman, or join the military and go out in uniform
3) Get certified to teach yoga and teach it in a big city
4) Just be extremely outgoing, smile a lot, ask people lots of questions and be up to date on all of the current events going on around you and just add as many people as you can on Instagram, just pull conversations out of nowhere

Do any of these of these and girls will go pretty crazy over you.
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Sting posted...

Do any of these of these and girls will go pretty crazy over you.

I initially thought you meant to do all of these and I was like wtf when will I find the time?
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Being in a band doesn't get you laidit just gets your foot in the door
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None of that is easy
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1) No musical talent.
2) Not bold or assertive enough.
3) I'd need to learn yoga before teaching it.
4) All impossible for me.
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I can't do any of those things for various reasons like being shy and having health problems that prevent me from ever being a cop or soldier or firefighter.

A few years ago I took massage therapy classes

It's a nice skill to have. All girls love getting massages
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frozenshock posted...

A few years ago I took massage therapy classes

It's a nice skill to have. All girls love getting massages

Always wondered about that. Do lots of girls go to a male therapist?
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Honestly, I think yoga is probably the easiest. There was this UGLY motherfucker teaching yoga (not that I look at guys) and there was like 30 girls in his class. Sounds easy.
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Be good looking and have a not shitty personality. Works for me

Forgot one:

5) If you are good at art, be a tattoo artist
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What if you are really REALLY good with your dick?
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Btw easiest ways to be in a band:

1) Sing, you don't have to be good just have to have some sort of rhythm, you can even scream if it's heavy metal
2) Learn the bass: It's barely noticeable so if you mess up, no one cares
3) Play drums: You don't have to be good, it just helps a little if you are
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BlueJester007 posted...

What if you are really REALLY good with your dick?

Lol that's always a plus. You just have to figure out how to get it inside a hole.
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Oh good @Sting, we thought you might have been the Austin bomber earlier.
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Actually girls are human and you should try normal socialization.

Theyre actually each their own person and not a hivemind.
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Sativa_Rose posted...

Oh good @Sting, we thought you might have been the Austin bomber earlier.

Lol glad to put everyone's mind at rest. Btw love your videos.
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LordMarshal posted...

Actually girls are human and you should try normal socialization.

Theyre actually each their own person and not a hivemind.

True but there are certain things they cant resist, and if you are one of those things, your looks and personality don't matter much.
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Youre sure to get a girl:

"Omg youre in a shitty fucking band!? Whip that dick out NOW!!!"
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All the above help but you still need to be good looking.
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LordMarshal posted...

Youre sure to get a girl:

"Omg youre in a shitty fucking band!? Whip that dick out NOW!!!"

You would be surprised. It's not the music a lot of the times, just the fact that you are center of attention.
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Sting posted...

LordMarshal posted...

Actually girls are human and you should try normal socialization.

Theyre actually each their own person and not a hivemind.

True but there are certain things they cant resist, and if you are one of those things, your looks and personality don't matter much.

You mean how to fuck idiot girls right?
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ColdOne666 posted...

All the above help but you still need to be good looking.

bull shit, lots of ugly musicians with hot girlfriends and wives
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LordMarshal posted...

Sting posted...

LordMarshal posted...

Actually girls are human and you should try normal socialization.

Theyre actually each their own person and not a hivemind.

True but there are certain things they cant resist, and if you are one of those things, your looks and personality don't matter much.

You mean how to fuck idiot girls right?

Doesn't matter if she's an idiot, long as you get laid
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Not sure about the military, there are whole romantic movies detailing the issues that come with a guy getting deployed and going to basic training and such. Lots of variables
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backpage
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Sting posted...

LordMarshal posted...

Actually girls are human and you should try normal socialization.

Theyre actually each their own person and not a hivemind.

True but there are certain things they cant resist, and if you are one of those things, your looks and personality don't matter much.

compared to what you proposed, developing a personality and connecting with another human on a real level sounds quite easy
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i recently joined a jazz quartet (now quintet)

let's see how it goes
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Carveless posted...

Be good looking and have a not shitty personality. Works for me

I'm halfway there!
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Incidentally, what I just pasted in a different thread:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada

It's going to depend heavily on your age. In your early 20s, a red muscle car or a motorcycle will do it. Worked great in college. In your early 30s?

Have a job with a real salary.
Have your own place to live.
Don't be short, fat, bald, or excessively hairy.
Don't be a creep.

All there is to it.
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r4X0r posted...

It's going to depend heavily on your age. In your early 20s, a red muscle car or a motorcycle will do it. Worked great in college. In your early 30s?

Have a job with a real salary.
Have your own place to live.
Don't be short, fat, bald, or excessively hairy.
Don't be a creep.

All there is to it.

If you make good money, only the first two of those really matter.
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the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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r4X0r posted...

It's going to depend heavily on your age. In your early 20s, a red muscle car or a motorcycle will do it. Worked great in college. In your early 30s?

Have a job with a real salary.
Have your own place to live.
Don't be short, fat, bald, or excessively hairy.
Don't be a creep.

All there is to it.

you really don't appreciate how fickle women can be my man
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yeah once you're in your 30s and going for women all you need is a salary job and a place to live, and to not be a tool. In the early 20s women just wanna fuck for the most part(same as men) so it's a lot harder to find a keeper
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