Current Events > What would you do if you die and go to heaven and find out God is black?

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Ray-Ray 03/21/18 2:54:19 PM #1:	I'd be like, "youuuu, heh I always knew. We cool right?" Fist bump --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898225787] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>I'd be like, "youuuu, heh I always knew. We cool right?" Fist bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VectorChaos 03/21/18 2:58:09 PM #3:	What I do no matter what God is Ask if there's a bar --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:898226004] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>What I do no matter what God is Ask if there's a bar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/21/18 2:59:38 PM #4:	Mick Foley is black? huh. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:898226108] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Mick Foley is black? huh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 03/21/18 3:00:18 PM #5:	Will he look like Morgan Freeman? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:898226162] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Will he look like Morgan Freeman?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/21/18 3:00:51 PM #6:	No he will look like LL cool J --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898226205] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>No he will look like LL cool J</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 03/21/18 3:00:53 PM #7:	I always pictured God as human shaped but composed of blinding light tbh --- I don't know my gimmick <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:898226209] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>I always pictured God as human shaped but composed of blinding light tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/21/18 3:00:56 PM #8:	"heaven just got a lot less lame" --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:898226211] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>"heaven just got a lot less lame"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 03/21/18 3:01:22 PM #9:	Sup, mr Morgan Freeman --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:898226240] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Sup, mr Morgan Freeman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slimfizzle 03/21/18 3:01:24 PM #10:	Alanis Morissette isn't black --- Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how. <cite>Slimfizzle posted [p:898226242] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Alanis Morissette isn't black</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/21/18 3:01:25 PM #11:	--- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898226243] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cal12 03/21/18 3:01:36 PM #12:	Kazi1212 posted... I always pictured God as human shaped but composed of blinding light tbh <cite>Cal12 posted [p:898226255] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kazi1212 posted...</cite> <quote>I always pictured God as human shaped but composed of blinding light tbh</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 03/21/18 3:01:56 PM #13:	I'd be like, "oh, hey." --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:898226277] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>I'd be like, "oh, hey."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 03/21/18 3:02:17 PM #14:	I would find it surprising that he has a defined race --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:898226295] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>I would find it surprising that he has a defined race</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/21/18 3:02:57 PM #15:	Muffinz0rz posted... "How do you make someone love you without effecting free will?" --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:898226333] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote></quote> "How do you make someone love you without effecting free will?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 03/21/18 3:03:17 PM #16:	dap him up --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:898226352] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>dap him up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 03/21/18 3:04:42 PM #17:	I would assume that he was hired as God because the was the best person for the job, unlike liberals who would immediately start crying racism and white privilege if God happened to be white. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:898226440] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>I would assume that he was hired as God because the was the best person for the job, unlike liberals who would immediately start crying racism and white privilege if God happened to be white.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LJRENEGADE 03/21/18 3:05:57 PM #18:	I'd just be happy there was a heaven and I was in it. <cite>LJRENEGADE posted [p:898226524] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>I'd just be happy there was a heaven and I was in it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/21/18 3:06:04 PM #19:	DifferentialEquation posted... I would assume that he was hired as God because the was the best person for the job, unlike liberals who would immediately start crying racism and white privilege if God happened to be white. If people like you make it to heaven everything will be ruined. Imagining being in heaven and everyone is still whining --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:898226533] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>I would assume that he was hired as God because the was the best person for the job, unlike liberals who would immediately start crying racism and white privilege if God happened to be white.</quote> If people like you make it to heaven everything will be ruined. Imagining being in heaven and everyone is still whining</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 03/21/18 3:07:22 PM #20:	eston posted... I would find it surprising that he has a defined race --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:898226607] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>I would find it surprising that he has a defined race</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stewman_Magoo 03/21/18 3:07:33 PM #21:	Not having any religious affiliation, I would ask him how the hell I got into Heaven. Then high five him and play video games or something <cite>Stewman_Magoo posted [p:898226624] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Not having any religious affiliation, I would ask him how the hell I got into Heaven. Then high five him and play video games or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 03/21/18 3:08:33 PM #22:	Be thankful I made it into heaven --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:898226690] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Be thankful I made it into heaven</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 03/21/18 3:09:32 PM #23:	Ray-Ray posted... I'd be like, "youuuu, heh I always knew. We cool right?" Fist bump God: Don't patronize me by speaking in ebonics. I'm intelligent. Get out of here. --- I <3 my bae. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:898226740] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>I'd be like, "youuuu, heh I always knew. We cool right?" Fist bump</quote> God: Don't patronize me by speaking in ebonics. I'm intelligent. Get out of here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/21/18 3:10:44 PM #24:	Pepys Monster posted... Ray-Ray posted... I'd be like, "youuuu, heh I always knew. We cool right?" Fist bump God: Don't patronize me by speaking in ebonics. I'm intelligent. Get out of here. God: ...psyche. you know we good brother --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:898226826] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>I'd be like, "youuuu, heh I always knew. We cool right?" Fist bump</quote> God: Don't patronize me by speaking in ebonics. I'm intelligent. Get out of here.</quote> God: ...psyche. you know we good brother</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinobiNinjaX 03/21/18 3:16:48 PM #25:	Are you guys referring to God the Father or God the Son (Jesus)? --- Ninja Art: Post Message Jutsu!! <cite>ShinobiNinjaX posted [p:898227179] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Are you guys referring to God the Father or God the Son (Jesus)?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/21/18 3:18:01 PM #26:	God the Allah. --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898227253] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>God the Allah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 03/21/18 3:18:39 PM #27:	I'd ask him if he thinks it's fucking funny that white people are garbo at fighting games. --- Keeper of the 2018 CEW World Championship Belt. Formerly: TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:898227285] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>I'd ask him if he thinks it's fucking funny that white people are garbo at fighting games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 03/21/18 3:18:57 PM #28:	ShinobiNinjaX posted... Are you guys referring to God the Father or God the Son (Jesus)? The Holy Spirit. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:898227302] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinobiNinjaX posted...</cite> <quote>Are you guys referring to God the Father or God the Son (Jesus)?</quote> The Holy Spirit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 03/21/18 3:20:00 PM #29:	"cool, thanks for letting me in. i gotta ask, though....africa?" --- http://i.imgur.com/O5APL.jpg http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:898227372] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>"cool, thanks for letting me in. i gotta ask, though....africa?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BruceWayneJr 03/21/18 3:29:03 PM #30:	Same thing I'd do regardless of their race or gender. Ask them what the fuck their problem is. --- He might be the president, but it's not his country. <cite>BruceWayneJr posted [p:898227937] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Same thing I'd do regardless of their race or gender. Ask them what the fuck their problem is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 03/21/18 7:00:56 PM #31:	Jesus was probably an Arab. but also, God would be no defined race or look human. God most likely would be a ball of light. God created the entire universe but there are aliens too. so God can't look human and play favorites with us. we are just one planet. God has to look like a non mortal being <cite>Zikten posted [p:898240915] in What would... [t:76438407]...</cite> <quote>Jesus was probably an Arab. but also, God would be no defined race or look human. God most likely would be a ball of light. God created the entire universe but there are aliens too. so God can't look human and play favorites with us. we are just one planet. God has to look like a non mortal being</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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