Current Events > 9 y/o boy shoots his sister in the head for not sharing videogame controller

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Laserion
03/19/18 8:46:07 AM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
those games have a character called Bullet Bill. He is literally a bullet, and he can KILL Mario.

Bullets don't kill people.
People don't kill people.
Bullet people kill people!
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TheCyborgNinja
03/19/18 8:49:33 AM
#53:


Some people should not have kids.
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Laserion
03/19/18 11:43:10 AM
#54:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
Some people should not have kids.

What if you recognize yourself as one of those people? When people say "I don't want kids", everyone gets on them.
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Questionmarktarius
03/19/18 1:14:42 PM
#55:


Laserion posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Some people should not have kids.

What if you recognize yourself as one of those people? When people say "I don't want kids", everyone gets on them.

Write if off as schadenfreude-based jealousy. Those people have ruined their livelihoods by spawning little shit-and-eat hellions, and are angry that you have not as well.
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Fam_Fam
03/19/18 1:16:22 PM
#56:


i mean, would this not have happened if she had a gun? im not sure thats untrue
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Twin3Turbo
03/19/18 1:17:33 PM
#57:


Damn, kid is gonna have to live with the fact that he killed his sister for the rest of his life.
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HypnoCoosh
03/19/18 1:17:45 PM
#58:


ITT guns are new and exciting and haven't been around for 600 years
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Questionmarktarius
03/19/18 1:17:47 PM
#59:


Fam_Fam posted...
i mean, would this not have happened if she had a gun? im not sure thats untrue

You have to have reached a certain age for "mutually assured destruction" to be a concept. Nine probably isn't old enough.
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Zikten
03/19/18 1:18:33 PM
#60:


Ammonitida posted...
What punishment (if any) do you guys feel the boy should get?

mental asylum.
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Webmaster4531
03/19/18 1:18:34 PM
#61:


Fam_Fam posted...
i mean, would this not have happened if she had a gun? im not sure thats untrue

You serious? Two dead children has the same chance as that.
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berlyman101
03/19/18 1:21:58 PM
#62:


this is one of the saddest things I've seen in... weeks?
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JustMonika
03/19/18 1:22:35 PM
#63:


Responsible gun owners.
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DanHarenChamp
03/19/18 1:22:35 PM
#64:


Hexenherz posted...
BJ-blazkowics posted...
This wouldn't have happened if the sister had a gun too.

Ugh I totally came to post this.

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Axiom
03/19/18 1:23:52 PM
#65:


Murica. The country where little boys have access to guns and shoot their sisters because of an argument about video games
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Resolution
03/19/18 1:24:43 PM
#66:


Fam_Fam posted...
i mean, would this not have happened if she had a gun? im not sure thats untrue


What the hell do you think would've happened if both kids had a gun
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JustMonika
03/19/18 1:26:31 PM
#67:


Resolution posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
i mean, would this not have happened if she had a gun? im not sure thats untrue


What the hell do you think would've happened if both kids had a gun

A John Woo fight scene obviously
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Fam_Fam
03/19/18 1:29:41 PM
#68:


Resolution posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
i mean, would this not have happened if she had a gun? im not sure thats untrue


What the hell do you think would've happened if both kids had a gun


the person would be like, hey maybe this isnt a smart thing to do
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Steve Nick
03/19/18 1:31:10 PM
#69:


BJ-blazkowics posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
sondast posted...
This wouldn't have happened if the girl had a gun.

I await the day trollish responses like these become moddable.


it is not a trollish response. I am using satire to explain how dumb the usual NRA argument is.


What you're doing is usually referred to as 'reductio ad absurdum' if you want to google that.
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NucaseEntertain
03/19/18 1:35:06 PM
#70:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
Some people should not have kids.


How many cases of this have we gotten since the start of the Year?
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The Admiral
03/19/18 1:52:37 PM
#71:


Looks like Trump was right about video games leading to violence.
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Alexanaxela
03/19/18 2:08:36 PM
#72:


are the parents going to jail?
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I_Stay_Noided
03/19/18 2:13:16 PM
#73:


The Admiral posted...
Looks like Trump was right about video games leading to violence.

You unironically believe this
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Mr_Biscuit
03/19/18 2:15:28 PM
#74:


I love how every time theres an influx of there are responsible gun owners, so we dont need any form of gun control, its always like 30 minutes before we get a story of a responsible gun owners kid shooting themselves or others.

The American gun culture is utter insanity.
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Alexanaxela
03/19/18 2:19:27 PM
#75:


Alexanaxela posted...
are the parents going to jail?

prolly not
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Questionmarktarius
03/19/18 2:21:18 PM
#76:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
I love how every time theres an influx of there are responsible gun owners, so we dont need any form of gun control, its always like 30 minutes before we get a story of a responsible gun owners kid shooting themselves or others.

At what point, is leaving a gun where a nine-year can get it, "responsible"?
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3khc
03/19/18 2:22:41 PM
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I wonder what happened after the boy killed his sister. Like how did he react to all the blood. Did he pick up the controller and start playing or what.
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iPhone_7
03/19/18 2:24:43 PM
#78:


If everyone had a gun then thered be less gun violence. The would-be perpetrators would think twice about going through with a crime.
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Alexanaxela
03/19/18 2:26:30 PM
#79:


iPhone_7 posted...
If everyone had a gun then thered be less gun violence. The would-be perpetrators would think twice about going through with a crime.

i agree. At birth every baby should have a pistol glued to their hand
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Webmaster4531
03/19/18 2:28:06 PM
#80:


iPhone_7 posted...
If everyone had a gun then thered be less gun violence. The would-be perpetrators would think twice about going through with a crime.

Or we get two dead children.
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NucaseEntertain
03/19/18 2:31:08 PM
#81:


iPhone_7 posted...
If everyone had a gun then thered be less gun violence. The would-be perpetrators would think twice about going through with a crime.


Does everyone have ammo to put in those guns?
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Mr_Biscuit
03/19/18 3:16:43 PM
#82:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
I love how every time theres an influx of there are responsible gun owners, so we dont need any form of gun control, its always like 30 minutes before we get a story of a responsible gun owners kid shooting themselves or others.

At what point, is leaving a gun where a nine-year can get it, "responsible"?

thats... the point
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DragonGirlYuki
03/19/18 3:21:24 PM
#83:


Some people are just irresponsible. Don't blame all gun owners for the irresponsibility of one like how people won't blame all car owners for the irresponsibility of one drunk driver.
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Kazi1212
03/19/18 3:23:10 PM
#84:


Would the kid have done that if he didnt get play any violent games?

Of course not.

Ban video games 2018
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NucaseEntertain
03/19/18 3:24:06 PM
#85:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
Some people are just irresponsible. Don't blame all gun owners for the irresponsibility of one like how people won't blame all car owners for the irresponsibility of one drunk driver.


Yet the drunk driver is 1) more likely to get caught, and 2) can face harsher "punishments".
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Alexanaxela
03/19/18 3:25:32 PM
#86:


why do people keep keep keep keep keep comparing guns to cars?????
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DoomSwell
03/19/18 3:30:19 PM
#87:


Aren't you supposed to unload a gun before safely storing it?
How did the kid load it?
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NucaseEntertain
03/19/18 3:32:19 PM
#88:


DoomSwell posted...
Aren't you supposed to unload a gun before safely storing it?
How did the kid load it?


For the past 20~30 years, you can practically learn how to by watching the news when this kind of thing happen.
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Ruvan22
03/19/18 7:20:53 PM
#89:


iClockwork posted...
Found the key, guessed the code, safe malfunction, break into it.


How exactly do you see a 9 year old "breaking into a safe"?
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Mr_Biscuit
03/19/18 7:24:26 PM
#90:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
Some people are just irresponsible. Don't blame all gun owners for the irresponsibility of one like how people won't blame all car owners for the irresponsibility of one drunk driver.

It's almost like we've implemented an entire strict licensing and testing process to be able to drive and own a car
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Zikten
03/19/18 7:29:28 PM
#91:


DoomSwell posted...
Aren't you supposed to unload a gun before safely storing it?
How did the kid load it?

Normal people keep guns without ammo inside a locked safe.

Others leave a gun laying around anywhere, with bullets in it
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TheRealDill2000
03/19/18 9:26:55 PM
#92:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
sondast posted...
This wouldn't have happened if the girl had a gun.

I await the day trollish responses like these become moddable.

That would kill the boards
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iClockwork
03/20/18 1:32:12 AM
#93:


Ruvan22 posted...
iClockwork posted...
Found the key, guessed the code, safe malfunction, break into it.


How exactly do you see a 9 year old "breaking into a safe"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erGOJxQIf5c" data-time="


Extremely fucking easy.
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DarkProto05
03/20/18 1:35:42 AM
#94:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
DragonGirlYuki posted...
Some people are just irresponsible. Don't blame all gun owners for the irresponsibility of one like how people won't blame all car owners for the irresponsibility of one drunk driver.

It's almost like we've implemented an entire strict licensing and testing process to be able to drive and own a car

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Howl
03/20/18 1:43:26 AM
#95:


TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Watch morons like Trump still deny our country has a gun problem. The guardians of those kids deserve life sentences.


How does awful parenting and reckless individual ownership of a gun equate to the country having a "gun problem" exactly?
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Ruvan22
03/20/18 2:10:09 AM
#96:


iClockwork posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
iClockwork posted...
Found the key, guessed the code, safe malfunction, break into it.


How exactly do you see a 9 year old "breaking into a safe"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erGOJxQIf5c" data-time="


Extremely fucking easy.


So your position is that the average 9 year old can open any safe?
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iClockwork
03/23/18 1:27:17 PM
#98:


Ruvan22 posted...
So your position is that the average 9 year old can open any safe?

My argument, if you had cared to keep up, is that people shouldn't be so quick to blame irresponsible parents until more FACTS come out. If a child wants to get a gun bad enough, even one that is locked up, than it is possible too despite the best efforts of the parent.
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Lewis_Black
03/23/18 1:29:19 PM
#99:


sondast posted...
This wouldn't have happened if the girl had a gun.


Youre right. She would have shot him in nuts, let him writhe in pain and bleed for a bit, then shoot him in the head.
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Ruvan22
03/23/18 2:09:54 PM
#100:


iClockwork posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
So your position is that the average 9 year old can open any safe?

My argument, if you had cared to keep up, is that people shouldn't be so quick to blame irresponsible parents until more FACTS come out. If a child wants to get a gun bad enough, even one that is locked up, than it is possible too despite the best efforts of the parent.


You argument (or at least it's presentation) still appears contradictory - you may want to work on that.
Either you are saying we should all wait for more details, OR you are saying you have enough details to say "we shouldn't rush to judge the parents, as this 9 year old could have gotten a gun as I believe he wanted one bad enough"
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/25/18 1:52:43 AM
#102:


Ban mississippi
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