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chill02
03/18/18 3:20:20 AM
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*steps on foot*
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NOM
03/18/18 3:20:53 AM
#2:


*blank stare*
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InYourWalls1
03/18/18 3:22:16 AM
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I think he's talking to you
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Hayame Zero
03/18/18 3:26:07 AM
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*steps on rake*
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NOM
03/18/18 3:27:37 AM
#5:


It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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DoomtheGrav
03/18/18 3:27:58 AM
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Thats Dr. Thompson to you. Im a goddamn doctor of journalism.
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TheCyborgNinja
03/18/18 3:28:51 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTTUMkQSFpQ" data-time="

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matteus70
03/18/18 3:32:54 AM
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I wanna be John Elway!
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GameGodOfAll
03/18/18 3:33:45 AM
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Welcome to Camp Krusty! I'll see you in a few weeks, but until then I turn things over to my bestest buddy Mr. Black.
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Stalolin
03/18/18 3:39:30 AM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Welcome to Camp Krusty! I'll see you in a few weeks, but until then I turn things over to my bestest buddy Mr. Black.

Can we call 'ya Uncle Blackey?
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WilliamPorygon
03/18/18 3:47:00 AM
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Bake 'em away, toys!
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chill02
03/18/18 3:54:06 AM
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We want krunchy!
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TheCyborgNinja
03/18/18 3:55:42 AM
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...is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
*confused* yes?
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ForestLogic
03/18/18 3:58:40 AM
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"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The other kids can call you 'Hoju'!"
"..I'll get back to you"
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chill02
03/18/18 3:59:33 AM
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From now on the baby sleeps in the crib
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ForestLogic
03/18/18 4:05:52 AM
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"But Tony you're just perpetuating a negative Italian-American stereotype! I mean, you could be a pizza man, organ grinder, uhh, leaning-tower maker... did I say pizza man?"
"*sniffle*...lady, you are listing my broken dreams :("
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GameGodOfAll
03/18/18 5:16:56 AM
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Stalolin posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
Welcome to Camp Krusty! I'll see you in a few weeks, but until then I turn things over to my bestest buddy Mr. Black.

Can we call 'ya Uncle Blackey?

No
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chill02
03/18/18 5:34:01 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Bake 'em away, toys!

What did you say, chief?
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ForestLogic
03/18/18 7:53:35 PM
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Turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you! Some might say you're a hero, kid! ...not me, though, I loved Krusty.
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nevershine
03/18/18 7:54:56 PM
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Hello, my name is Mr. Burns
I believe you have a letter for me
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chill02
03/18/18 7:57:18 PM
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nevershine posted...
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns
I believe you have a letter for me


What is your first name?
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nevershine
03/18/18 7:57:55 PM
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chill02 posted...
nevershine posted...
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns
I believe you have a letter for me


What is your first name?

I....
Don't know
Fkees
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GameGodOfAll
03/18/18 7:57:55 PM
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nevershine posted...
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns
I believe you have a letter for me

Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
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ForestLogic
03/18/18 8:45:27 PM
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Hello, my name is Mister... Snrub... Yes... That will do nicely... Anyway I think we should reinvest the money back into the power plant.
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matteus70
03/18/18 8:46:51 PM
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You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
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thanosibe
03/18/18 8:53:38 PM
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Surely there's no harm in laying in the middle of a public street.
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WilliamPorygon
03/18/18 9:12:15 PM
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All the children in Springfield are S.O.B.s.
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GameGodOfAll
03/18/18 9:20:05 PM
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The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
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ForestLogic
03/18/18 9:40:42 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.


That's a right triangle, idiot!
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GameGodOfAll
03/18/18 9:40:58 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.


That's a right triangle, idiot!

D'oh!
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chill02
03/18/18 9:42:36 PM
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No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
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Rad_Chad
03/18/18 9:43:55 PM
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Gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
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nevershine
03/18/18 9:46:05 PM
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Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/18/18 9:58:05 PM
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You accuse me of everything around here! "Who put slippers in the dishwasher?" "Who threw a cane at the TV?" "Who fell into the china hutch?"
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matteus70
03/18/18 10:09:19 PM
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Have the Rolling Stones killed.
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chill02
03/18/18 10:10:28 PM
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matteus70 posted...
Have the Rolling Stones killed.

But, sir, those weren't th-
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thanosibe
03/18/18 10:11:38 PM
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So this is what it feels like when doves cry.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski
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nevershine
03/18/18 10:12:02 PM
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We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!
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WilliamPorygon
03/18/18 10:19:30 PM
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I'm Mr. Burns, blah blah blah!
Do this, do that, blah blah blah!
I think I'm so big, blah blah blah!
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chill02
03/18/18 10:20:19 PM
#40:


WilliamPorygon posted...
I'm Mr. Burns, blah blah blah!
Do this, do that, blah blah blah!
I think I'm so big, blah blah blah!

Destroy him
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CrimsonWaffle
03/19/18 12:33:30 AM
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chill02 posted...
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib

Iron helps us play!
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ForestLogic
03/19/18 1:31:51 AM
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Doo-doo-doo-doop. *Unzip*
Dad!!
Whoops, sorry boy. I didn't realize you, a monkey, and Jay Leno were bathing a clown.
Well they are, so either make with the loofah or get out.
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chill02
03/19/18 2:55:36 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
All the children in Springfield are S.O.B.s.


So it turns out that was a reference to this urban legend

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/that-oughta-hold-the-little-bastards/
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GameGodOfAll
03/19/18 3:50:39 AM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
chill02 posted...
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib

Iron helps us play!

Hello Joe.
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CrimsonWaffle
03/19/18 3:13:12 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s.

Gabbo's kind of language has no place on or off TV. And that's my two cents.
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NOM
03/19/18 9:54:06 PM
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nevershine posted...
We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!

But, sir-
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chill02
03/19/18 9:54:32 PM
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NOM posted...
nevershine posted...
We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!

But, sir-


*cocks gun*

I said, hop in
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matteus70
03/19/18 10:19:43 PM
#48:


Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?
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ForestLogic
03/20/18 12:07:19 PM
#49:


Homer I have someone here on the phone who thinks he can help with the monorail!
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thanosibe
03/20/18 12:13:36 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
Homer I have someone here on the phone who thinks he can help with the monorail!
Batman?
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