Current Events > Gamers are SHOCKED to discover that Luigi has a PENIS in Super Mario Brothers!!

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mrduckbear
03/16/18 9:33:46 PM
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Are you offended by this change from Nintendo?


Social Media is currently DIVIDED after Nintendo releases images for the new Mario Tennis Aces game that revealed a VERY SPECIFIC detail on one of its beloved but secondary characters....the size of Luigi's MANHOOD!!

Images of Luigi and Mario, out on June 22 shows him in his signature green shirt and hat but an oblong bulge appears right under his slightly lifted shirt and some giddy gamers took it upon themselves to find out just how big it is

Some rough work revels that Luigi may be close to 4 INCHES, although this is an educated guess as a user by tne name o Fortooate, included a post on the size of dirty birdy under the shorts and "measured" it the best he could and concluded with "What we do know, however, is that luigi has a d** and that's great"

The bulge is definitely a new development for the character who has been featured with a smoothed over groin regions as this is an indicative of higher grhpics in video games.

This isn't the first controversy in Super Mario Brothers as promotional images for Super Mario Odyssey featured Mario with nipples

Are you offended by this change in Super Mario Brothers?

Luigi Noodle -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/16/22/4A4417D000000578-0-image-m-11_1521239817172.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/16/22/4A4417C300000578-0-image-a-12_1521239825897.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/16/22/4A441C0300000578-0-image-a-15_1521239847830.jpg

Mario Controversy -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/16/22/4A4417B500000578-0-image-a-16_1521239867448.jpg
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Kaname_Madoka
03/16/18 9:34:40 PM
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Could just be his wallet :V
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TheMarthKoopa
03/16/18 9:35:41 PM
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Sports cup?
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Skye Reynolds
03/16/18 9:35:49 PM
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Luigi's been taking his growth mushrooms again.
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Tyranthraxus
03/16/18 9:36:26 PM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
Sports cup?


This. I mean. I'm sure he has a penis too, but that's not what you're seeing in that pic.
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DarkTransient
03/16/18 9:38:20 PM
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To me, that really just looks like the modelling wasn't quite up to scratch.
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The Admiral
03/16/18 9:42:14 PM
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ASithLord7
03/16/18 9:42:36 PM
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shook
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ShinigamiSoul
03/17/18 2:14:00 AM
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Dem nipps
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008Zulu
03/17/18 2:16:53 AM
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Explains why Mario's voice is so high pitched. Bowser caught him, and snip snipped. Also explains why Peach hangs out with Bowser more than Mario. Turtle power y'all.
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