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Sting
03/15/18 10:43:05 PM
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When Freddy Krueger falls asleep, Chuck Norris comes after him.

Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

When Chuck Norris meets prostitutes, they pay him.

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, and he got it back.
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Manocheese
03/15/18 10:44:51 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. The word hunt implies a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris kills.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the earth down.
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