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UnfairRepresent
03/15/18 1:36:56 PM
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The world famous hypnotist Wonderous Willy Wendigo has been in town and he has hypnotized your dog to think it's your girlfriend and your girlfriend to think she is your dog. Then he left town to unknown destinations.

So you come home one day to discover your girlfriend has peed all over the floor and is crawling around playing with chew toys while your dog is at the table doing your taxes and goes "Hey we're low on toilet paper honey." without any awareness that they are not who/what they think they are.

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What do you do?
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uwnim
03/15/18 1:39:03 PM
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I walk back out the door.
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Muffinz0rz
03/15/18 1:39:14 PM
#3:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Wonderous Willy Wendigo

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UnfairRepresent
03/15/18 1:40:17 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Wonderous Willy Wendigo

3DmALxo

The world famous hypnotist Wonderous Willy Wendigo
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HashtagTartarus
03/15/18 10:49:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent
03/16/18 6:30:23 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Hmmm

You'd go hmmmm?
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SquantoZ
03/16/18 6:43:43 AM
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Am I a furry if I still bang my gf who thinks is a dog?
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omega cookie
03/16/18 6:57:36 AM
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Stuff them both in a trash compactor and turn it on. Proceed to do the Carleton Dance while they die.
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WilliamPorygon
03/16/18 6:59:09 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
Hmmm

You'd go hmmmm?

He's wondering how the hypnotist could have switched a single creature's mind with itself.
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Dash_Harber
03/16/18 7:00:00 AM
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I mean, you know a hypnotist doesn't have psychic powers, right?
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Mistere Man
03/16/18 7:01:06 AM
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Grab a peanut butter jar?
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MedeaLysistrata
03/16/18 7:01:32 AM
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Ban mind

This would never happen in the materialist camp
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LJRENEGADE
03/16/18 7:49:13 AM
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Thought this was gonna be one of those "you have to fuck one to get them to switch back" type deals
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FF_Redux
03/16/18 7:52:57 AM
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Bandit_Keith
03/16/18 7:54:11 AM
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Make millions of dollars with the world's only talking dog.
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UnfairRepresent
03/16/18 9:15:11 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
I mean, you know a hypnotist doesn't have psychic powers, right?

Wondrous Willy Wendigo does
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UnfairRepresent
03/16/18 1:41:52 PM
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omega cookie posted...
Stuff them both in a trash compactor and turn it on. Proceed to do the Carleton Dance while they die.

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Bandit_Keith posted...
Make millions of dollars with the world's only talking dog.

the dog thinks it's your girlfriend, how are you going to manage that?
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DarkDragon400
03/16/18 1:57:23 PM
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Can I get my girlfriend to switch minds with the world famous hypnotist Wonderous Willy Wendigo?
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The X Dawg
03/16/18 1:58:44 PM
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Guess it brings a new light to the term "doggy style"...
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Slimfizzle
03/16/18 1:59:46 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
the dog thinks it's your girlfriend, how are you going to manage that?

Giggity
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Amazon_Shampoo
03/16/18 2:01:04 PM
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I mean... even if it is a dog, apparently they actually think they are my girlfriend... why the hell did she let the dog pee all over the carpet? That's the biggest issue here.
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Shotgunnova
03/16/18 2:02:37 PM
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*finds toilet paper ripped all over the bathroom*

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Funkydog
03/16/18 2:03:01 PM
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So what changes for the dog?

They already love you unconditionally.
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UnfairRepresent
03/16/18 2:04:56 PM
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Funkydog posted...
So what changes for the dog?

They already love you unconditionally.

Your dog talks to you, does your taxes and uses toilet paper?
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Funkydog
03/16/18 2:07:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Your dog talks to you, does your taxes and uses toilet paper?

Yes. it may not do them well. But she does her best because that is what a good dog does.
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The Top Crusader
03/16/18 2:13:18 PM
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Amazon_Shampoo posted...
I mean... even if it is a dog, apparently they actually think they are my girlfriend... why the hell did she let the dog pee all over the carpet? That's the biggest issue here.


That was my concern, my dog never goes inside the house.

Also I'd be concerned my girlfriend as just chilling at my house, what if my wife comes home?!
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UnfairRepresent
03/16/18 2:16:26 PM
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Funkydog posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Your dog talks to you, does your taxes and uses toilet paper?

Yes. it may not do them well. But she does her best because that is what a good dog does.

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Distant_Rainbow
03/16/18 2:27:13 PM
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Wonder how the dog just talked, when basic veterinary knowledge clearly shows that dogs lack the required anatomy to speak human languages.
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UnfairRepresent
03/17/18 8:20:23 AM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
Wonder how the dog just talked, when basic veterinary knowledge clearly shows that dogs lack the required anatomy to speak human languages.

The work of Wonderous Willy Wendigo
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NeonOctopus
03/17/18 8:24:12 AM
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Kanaya413
03/17/18 8:27:29 AM
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Would my boyfriend hump me
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UnfairRepresent
03/17/18 9:20:31 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Would my boyfriend hump me

Ewww
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UnfairRepresent
03/18/18 1:26:30 PM
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The Top Crusader posted...
Amazon_Shampoo posted...
I mean... even if it is a dog, apparently they actually think they are my girlfriend... why the hell did she let the dog pee all over the carpet? That's the biggest issue here.


That was my concern, my dog never goes inside the house.


That's probably why she didn't notice
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