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UnfairRepresent
03/14/18 3:58:16 PM
#1:


You finish work early one day and come home unexpectedly quickly. When you arrive you see your daughter and her hispanic boyfriend on the floor doing this:



How do you react?
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_Rinku_
03/14/18 4:00:59 PM
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1) Question how I have a daughter.
2) If they're doing that on tile, just tell them to clean up when they're done.
3) If they're doing it on carpet, make them clean it up right then.
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UnfairRepresent
03/14/18 4:09:45 PM
#3:


_Rinku_ posted...
1) Question how I have a daughter.

It's a hypothetical scenario
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TheCyborgNinja
03/14/18 4:10:28 PM
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I'd tell them politely yet firmly to use a bowl and get milk.
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EscapeFromHell
03/14/18 4:11:50 PM
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Shake my head at all that wasted cereal.
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ProfessorKukui
03/14/18 4:14:00 PM
#7:


i fail to see how the hispanic part plays into anything
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EscapeFromHell
03/14/18 4:14:30 PM
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Sparksfanboy posted...
2.) It's milk THEN cereal fucking heathen

I challenge you to a duel.

With the rules as put forth in this topic...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76415501
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UnfairRepresent
03/14/18 4:22:39 PM
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EscapeFromHell posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
2.) It's milk THEN cereal fucking heathen

I challenge you to a duel.

With the rules as put forth in this topic...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76415501

So you deed and he shoots you?
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UnfairRepresent
03/14/18 7:28:34 PM
#10:


Sparksfanboy posted...
1.) Why the fuck is he not using bagged milk?

Because he's not Canadian. He's Japanese
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Zack_Attackv1
03/14/18 7:37:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent
03/15/18 8:50:21 AM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-880wymeksk" data-time="

Why were people smoking in the 90s
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apolloooo
03/15/18 8:53:21 AM
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Teach them proper waterboarding technique
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winged_weltall
03/15/18 9:05:37 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
i fail to see how the hispanic part plays into anything


My thoughts exactly. But somehow the hispanic part made me laugh.
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The Top Crusader
03/15/18 9:06:33 AM
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I'd make my daughter get off the floor then I'd lie down and have him do it to me.
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Heineken14
03/15/18 9:07:57 AM
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Sparksfanboy posted...
2.) It's milk THEN cereal fucking heathen


This. I didn't hypothetically raise no gods damned heathens!
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uwnim
03/15/18 9:08:55 AM
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They better not be using my milk and cereal and they are cleaning up after themselves.
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Alexanaxela
03/15/18 9:10:39 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
2.) It's milk THEN cereal fucking heathen


This. I didn't hypothetically raise no gods damned heathens!

smh you can't be more wrong than this
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BlueJester007
03/15/18 9:17:56 AM
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Whered they get cereal? I dont have any.
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Heineken14
03/15/18 9:25:42 AM
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Alexanaxela posted...
Heineken14 posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
2.) It's milk THEN cereal fucking heathen


This. I didn't hypothetically raise no gods damned heathens!

smh you can't be more wrong than this


Wait, wait, wait.... gods damnit, you're right. I completely misread that. That's what I get for pretending to work while playing games on my phone while browsing gamefaqs while I'm still sleepy. :(
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Veggeta X
03/15/18 9:27:44 AM
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Why the dude gotta be Hispanic tho
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solosnake
03/15/18 9:29:56 AM
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this reminds me of a porn scene where they poor milk and fruit loops in the girls butt and eat it
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JlM
03/15/18 9:31:03 AM
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I banish them from my life.

No daughter of mine is going to be a Froot Loop eating bimbo.
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masterpug53
03/15/18 9:31:43 AM
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If they're wasting their time with this level of goofiness, then they're clearly not having any sex. So I chuckle in relief and leave them to it.
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UnfairRepresent
03/15/18 1:42:27 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
If they're wasting their time with this level of goofiness, then they're clearly not having any sex.


What kind of logic is that?

You think couples who have sex don't do goofy stuff?
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UnfairRepresent
03/16/18 1:36:34 PM
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And he was never seen again
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Cosmic_Diabetic
03/16/18 1:40:15 PM
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What race is my daughter?
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UnfairRepresent
03/17/18 7:26:12 AM
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Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
What race is my daughter?

Why does that matter?

What race are you ? Well there you go
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Fam_Fam
03/17/18 7:50:27 AM
#29:


solosnake posted...
this reminds me of a porn scene where they poor milk and fruit loops in the girls butt and eat it


wow wtf
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UnfairRepresent
03/18/18 1:21:50 PM
#30:


Fam_Fam posted...
solosnake posted...
this reminds me of a porn scene where they poor milk and fruit loops in the girls butt and eat it


wow wtf

Please don't quote him
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StarReaper13
03/19/18 10:07:54 PM
#31:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
1.) Why the fuck is he not using bagged milk?

Because he's not Canadian. He's Japanese

...But you said he's Hispanic...
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UnfairRepresent
03/20/18 5:48:52 AM
#32:


StarReaper13 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
1.) Why the fuck is he not using bagged milk?

Because he's not Canadian. He's Japanese

...But you said he's Hispanic...


Asian-Hispanic.

Ethnically Hispanic but raised in Japan from an old family that immigrated centuries ago. He came to whatever country you live in to study at university.

Why is this important?
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StarReaper13
03/20/18 2:34:29 PM
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If he's come to (insert home country here), why wouldn't he use bagged milk where it's a common thing?
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Old NoiseTank
03/20/18 2:39:23 PM
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cereal then the milk? someone raised this MAN right.
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Sayoria
03/20/18 2:54:29 PM
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"What's next? Tide pod challenge?"
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UnfairRepresent
03/20/18 4:18:19 PM
#36:


StarReaper13 posted...
If he's come to (insert home country here), why wouldn't he use bagged milk where it's a common thing?

Because it's easier to control pouring down a girl's throat while she lies on the floor that way.
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JE19426
03/20/18 4:22:21 PM
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I leave and tell them the house better be clean when I come back.
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UnfairRepresent
03/20/18 4:25:11 PM
#38:


JE19426 posted...
I leave

You only just got back.....
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JE19426
03/20/18 4:26:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You only just got back.....


What's your point?
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