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berrythebanana
03/14/18 12:43:16 PM
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e5F2qvp

Did you know that more than 96 percent of American households buy bananas at least once a month?
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Burgess
03/14/18 12:43:41 PM
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That's only a banana peel.
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berrythebanana
03/14/18 12:45:49 PM
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Burgess posted...
That's only a banana peel.

This is false. Tis I, Berry the banana!

But did you know that if you tape a banana peel over a splinter, the enzymes help the splinter work its way out of your skin (and also heal the wound)?
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Burgess
03/14/18 12:46:34 PM
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It's not false, there's no banana in there.
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DoctorVader
03/14/18 12:46:47 PM
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I'm Barry the Allen.
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Zikten
03/14/18 12:47:09 PM
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that's basically a dead banana. maybe a zombie since it's smiling. you are undead
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Weezy_Tha_Don
03/14/18 12:47:52 PM
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how do you feel about being extinct soon?
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jpenny2
03/14/18 12:56:58 PM
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What an apeeling topic.
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berrythebanana
03/14/18 1:02:44 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
This gimmick is gonna get old real fast.

It's already old!

Did you know that bananas first appeared in written history in the 6th century B.C.?

Wow!

Burgess posted...
It's not false, there's no banana in there.

Though it may not look it, I am in fact a banana in there!

Did you know that banana peels are actually edible if cooked?

DoctorVader posted...
I'm Barry the Allen.

Wow, incredible!

Did you know that bananas are technically berries?

Zikten posted...
that's basically a dead banana. maybe a zombie since it's smiling. you are undead

Aww, I'm sorry you think so!

Did you know that bananas are the only fruit that contains the amino acid tryptophan plus vitamin B6? They help your body produce serotonina natural substance that alleviates depression!

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
how do you feel about being extinct soon?

Though the Cavendish is under the immediate threat of extinction, other bananas aren't! Banana's will live on forever!

Did you know that a man in India once ate 81 bananas in a half hour?

Wow!
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Ninja-Yatsu
03/14/18 1:04:12 PM
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Hello Berry th-
berrythebanana posted...
e5F2qvp

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VICTORIES YOU'VE RUINED!?!
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RickyTheBAWSE
03/14/18 1:06:18 PM
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what do you think of Halle the Berry?
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berrythebanana
03/14/18 5:08:10 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
What an apeeling topic.

Nice! You know what else peels are good for? Thanks to its oil, rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a mosquito bite (or other bug bite) or on poison ivy will help keep it from itching and getting inflamed.
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Carlbertomfg
03/14/18 5:08:54 PM
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If you're a banana tell me something only a banana would know.
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berrythebanana
03/14/18 5:10:13 PM
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Ninja-Yatsu posted...
Hello Berry th-
berrythebanana posted...
e5F2qvp

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VICTORIES YOU'VE RUINED!?!

It had to be done!

Did you know that the type of banana you see in the supermarket is called a Cavendish banana? The preferred variety was originally the Gros Michel, which essentially became extinct by 1960, thanks to a fungus called Panama disease!

RickyTheBAWSE posted...
what do you think of Halle the Berry?

She is gorgeous, but did you know that bananas can make you gorgeous too? To whiten teeth naturally, rub the inside of a banana peel on your teeth for about two minutes every night. If you gargle with salt water, this will heighten the effect. Expect results in about two weeks. It works because of the effect of the potassium, magnesium, and manganese in the banana peel.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/14/18 5:12:10 PM
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ImNotAnIdiot
03/14/18 5:13:57 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
This gimmick is gonna get old real fast.

Yeah, he's going to eventually run out of banana facts.
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uwnim
03/14/18 5:13:58 PM
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Burgess posted...
It's not false, there's no banana in there.

It is entirely possible for some banana to be in there, we can't see inside of it.
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berrythebanana
03/14/18 5:21:23 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
not as good as ____

fill in the blank

Bananas!

Did you know that bananas are low in calories and have no fat, no sodium, and no cholesterol? They contain vitamin C, potassium, fiber, and vitamin B6!

Wow!

ImNotAnIdiot posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
This gimmick is gonna get old real fast.

Yeah, he's going to eventually run out of banana facts.

Never! There are an infinite amount of banana facts out there!

Did you know that bananas have been depicted in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs?
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Viola
03/14/18 5:24:25 PM
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are you an invisible banana?
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SSBBSB
03/14/18 5:28:39 PM
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I knew a guy once. He fucked a banana peel.
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ImNotAnIdiot
03/15/18 10:04:03 PM
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SSBBSB posted...
I knew a guy once. He fucked a banana peel.

There's the method of scooping the banana out and taping the outside of the banana so it doesn't bust open. Also warming it in the microwave for just a few seconds.
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Viola
03/16/18 12:06:06 PM
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where did berry go
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SSBBSB
03/16/18 12:07:18 PM
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...
SSBBSB posted...
I knew a guy once. He fucked a banana peel.

There's the method of scooping the banana out and taping the outside of the banana so it doesn't bust open. Also warming it in the microwave for just a few seconds.

*squints*
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kingdrake2
03/16/18 12:07:56 PM
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it wasn't the first thing that goes extinct. anything that rely's on pollination would go extinct if bee's die.
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JxOxNxIxCxS
03/16/18 12:08:36 PM
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This gimmick better be good
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samurai bandit
03/16/18 12:13:05 PM
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Nice, I liked the previous banana topic. Thought the gimmick died there but seems I was wrong
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Viola
03/16/18 12:42:26 PM
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berry speak to us
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Viola
03/16/18 7:01:06 PM
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we lost him
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kingdrake2
03/16/18 8:07:13 PM
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Viola posted...
we lost him


RIP Berry The Banana
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Eevee-Trainer
03/16/18 8:16:48 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Viola posted...
we lost him


RIP Berry The Banana

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SSBBSB
03/16/18 8:17:34 PM
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o7
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Viola
03/16/18 11:25:06 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
Viola posted...
we lost him


RIP Berry The Banana

gone but not forgotten
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Viola
03/17/18 4:32:29 PM
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i refuse to accept that berry has become deceased
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Ninja-Yatsu
03/17/18 10:46:09 PM
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Where is Berry the ?
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MabusIncarnate
03/17/18 10:47:16 PM
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Throws a chair

STOP FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS BARRY
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Viola
03/17/18 10:54:29 PM
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berry PLEASE
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jpenny2
03/17/18 10:58:21 PM
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The time is ripe for Berry's return.
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TheDarkCircle
03/17/18 10:58:22 PM
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I can't even say this is a lame gimmick bro with this one

FUCK THIS GIMMICK. Straight up. FUCK THIS.
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SSJGrimReaper
03/17/18 10:59:30 PM
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Eevee-Trainer
03/17/18 11:01:37 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
I can't even say this is a lame gimmick bro with this one

FUCK THIS GIMMICK. Straight up. FUCK THIS.

Whoa
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rhklce
03/17/18 11:04:18 PM
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TheDarkCircle
03/17/18 11:05:09 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
I can't even say this is a lame gimmick bro with this one

FUCK THIS GIMMICK. Straight up. FUCK THIS.

Whoa


good guys, GREAT guys

including TC. just wanted to make a splash :D
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DocileOrangeCup
03/17/18 11:06:07 PM
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berrythebanana
03/17/18 11:17:37 PM
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Hello friends! I've been out and about teaching the world about the best fruit! Can anyone guess what it is?

That's right! Bananas!

Did you know that Americans eat an average of 27 pounds of bananas per person every year?

Incredible!
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MabusIncarnate
03/17/18 11:32:48 PM
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berrythebanana posted...
Hello friends! I've been out and about teaching the world about the best fruit! Can anyone guess what it is?

That's right! Bananas!

Did you know that Americans eat an average of 27 pounds of bananas per person every year?

Incredible!

Okay now you listen to me, if you don't want to go in the gorilla cage at the zoo. If you do a gimmick, you do it fucking RIGHT. You don't leave us hanging for days Mr Banana. We aren't some kind of banana bush swinging in the winds of Australia.
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Genocet_10-325
03/17/18 11:38:43 PM
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These banana facts are interesting actually

Moar please
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MoistenedYouth
03/17/18 11:41:09 PM
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i had ptsd with banana. all kind of worms live there yuck
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Viola
03/17/18 11:45:18 PM
#49:


berrythebanana posted...
Hello friends! I've been out and about teaching the world about the best fruit! Can anyone guess what it is?

That's right! Bananas!

Did you know that Americans eat an average of 27 pounds of bananas per person every year?

Incredible!

YES
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chill02
03/17/18 11:45:43 PM
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how is a banana a berry
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