Current Events > Fact: Broccoli ruins any food it touches

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I could eat broccoli and cheese sauce every single day ever.
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Chicken posted...

I could eat broccoli and cheese sauce every single day ever.

hint: eat a different veggie that doesn't require cheese slathered on it to be palatable
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UUA

capz
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Brother Nerooooo you have returned
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Broccoli is the best vegetable.

Well actually I don't know what counts and doesn't count as a vegetable so lot me rephrase: broccoli is the best green food with no added color.
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I like broccoli with melted butter. Brussel sprouts too.
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Steamed Broccoli is fucking amazing, fight me
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It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

They're literally designed to repulse the human
all those sulfur compounds in it

There are far superior vegetables that smell and taste less bad
but give similar nutrients
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I love chicken and broccoli.
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nah, that would be green peppers m8. like no, get that thing away from foods.

Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

I never tried broccoli until I was like, 17. It's one of my favorite things.
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JlM posted...

Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

I never tried broccoli until I was like, 17. It's one of my favorite things.

I bet you like stepping in puddles with socks on too
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Broccoli is amazing. I enjoy it raw, steamed, in stir-fry, as a side to a nice steak, with cheese, etc.
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Broccoli is awesom bruhn
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Bok_Choi posted...

JlM posted...

Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

I never tried broccoli until I was like, 17. It's one of my favorite things.

I bet you like stepping in puddles with socks on too

I'm a hiker. Wet socks are the bane of my existence.
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Only children don't like broccoli
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Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

Nope. Hated broccoli as a child and never ate it. I love it now, though.
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Broccoli is amazing cooked into stuff
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I've always liked broccoli. As a kid I would eat any broccoli so long as it was cooked.
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pres_madagascar posted...

Broccoli is amazing cooked into stuff

if you like moldy rancid socks
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Oh man now I want some grilled trout, roasted potatoes and a big pile of steamed broccoli.
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JlM posted...

and a big pile of steamed broccoli.

JlM posted...

Oh man now I want some grilled trout, roasted potatoes

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Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

If this was true, Id still like tomatoes.
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Baby taste bud tc
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Mormaurd posted...

Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

If this was true, Id still like tomatoes.

how tf do people hate tomatoes but like broccoli

this shit is so puzzling

tomatoes have the most inoffensive flavor ever
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Mormaurd posted...

Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

If this was true, Id still like tomatoes.

I am convinced people used to think tomatoes were poisonous because the first person to eat one puked immediately.
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nah i know it's a texture thing for most of you guys
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Bok_Choi posted...

nah i know it's a texture thing for most of you guys

Yep. Nasty ass tomato texture.

I don't like the flavor either but I can deal with that much.
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Right
So it's crazy to me that the texture of tomatoes is too much (what with the soft flesh and the gooey juice inside)

but the smell of broccoli doesn't bother you people

cray
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dolomedes posted...

the smell of broccoli isn't so overpowering when you're not mistreating it by overcooking that shit

IDK why people keep bringing up broccoli on its own tho
I said anything it touches

Like, I once had a chicken soup that would have been delicious if the smell of broccoli didn't overpower it completely
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dolomedes posted...

also, pepper popcorn 'cause that can be delicious. chipotle and garlic on popcorn - yum

I only did it once, and I sneezed and sneeed and sneezed and sneezed through the whole movie.
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rofl all these people ITT with they no crust on my peanut butter and jelly please, ketchup is spicy lookin
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dolomedes posted...

lol as if putting it in soup isn't overcooking it.

have you legit never had stir-fry that includes broccoli? or broccoli on pizza? or any treatment of broccoli - with other food - that doesn't have it soft and nasty and paired with cream?

meet a vegan, mane

Broccoli in any form smells bad and ruins the food it's in
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I feel like people who hate broccoli never had it prepared properly. I've always liked it - even when I was a kid.

The true food that ruins everything it touches? Pickles. Once a pickle sits on something for over 10 minutes - it's saturated in pickle juice and smells/tastes like shit.
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So a poster whose named after a Chinese cabbage is complaining about broccoli?
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lmao no, broccoli is great
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Broccoli is great if cooked right. If steamed, it should be soft, but with a bit of firmness still in it. Mushy broccoli is disgusting though.
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Caution999 posted...

The true food that ruins everything it touches? Pickles. Once a pickle sits on something for over 10 minutes - it's saturated in pickle juice and smells/tastes like shit.

Agreed. Just had my Chick Fil A sandwhich ruined yesterday because they put pickles on it. They're usually good about orders there but not this time. I had to tear off part of the bun and even then it still tasted like pickles.
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Dont you fucking dare disrespect broccoli
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EndOfDiscOne posted...

Caution999 posted...

The true food that ruins everything it touches? Pickles. Once a pickle sits on something for over 10 minutes - it's saturated in pickle juice and smells/tastes like shit.

Agreed. Just had my Chick Fil A sandwhich ruined yesterday because they put pickles on it. They're usually good about orders there but not this time. I had to tear off part of the bun and even then it still tasted like pickles.

Exactly. I hate that shit. Why do pickles even exist? They had to ruin a perfectly good cucumber for these?
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C

Broccoli is virulent poison.
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