Current Events > A dog and a vegan are hanging from a cliff, you can only save one

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Loghain
03/13/18 4:58:11 PM
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Which one do you save?


You don't know either of them
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Pepys Monster
03/13/18 4:58:35 PM
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I save the fellow vegan.
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Howl
03/13/18 4:59:10 PM
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I wouldn't save the vegan even if I didn't have to choose.
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Turbam
03/13/18 4:59:33 PM
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Does the vegan have a fat butt?
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Guy_Fieri
03/13/18 5:00:39 PM
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Save the dog and then do this to the vegan:


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GunmaN1905
03/13/18 5:02:52 PM
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I offer vegan the option of eating that dog to save himself.
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JustMonika
03/13/18 5:03:18 PM
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How is the dog hanging from a cliff?

This situation doesn't add up, so I walk away.
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REMercsChamp
03/13/18 5:03:38 PM
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Loghain
03/13/18 5:03:57 PM
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Did you just assumed the vegan's gender
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Loghain
03/13/18 5:04:26 PM
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JustMonika posted...
How is the dog hanging from a cliff?

Very carefully
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bulletproofvita
03/13/18 5:04:29 PM
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DifferentialEquation
03/13/18 5:04:57 PM
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I'm sure some people are wondering "If you saw a random person hanging from a cliff, how would you know they're a vegan?". They'd find an excuse to tell you.
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Alexanaxela
03/13/18 5:05:42 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
I'm sure some people are wondering "If you saw a random person hanging from a cliff, how would you know they're a vegan?". They'd find an excuse to tell you.

"please help me I'm a vegan!"
"dog, final answer."
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JustMonika
03/13/18 5:08:47 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
I'm sure some people are wondering "If you saw a random person hanging from a cliff, how would you know they're a vegan?". They'd find an excuse to tell you.

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bulletproofvita
03/13/18 5:09:22 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
I'm sure some people are wondering "If you saw a random person hanging from a cliff, how would you know they're a vegan?". They'd find an excuse to tell you.

Constantly
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Tyranthraxus
03/13/18 5:10:33 PM
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the vegan would call me Hitler 2.0 for not saving the dog so I save the dog.
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Were_Wyrm
03/13/18 5:10:57 PM
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Why do I have to save one?
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Slimfizzle
03/13/18 5:11:41 PM
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Turbam posted...
Does the vegan have a fat butt?

Does the dog have a fat butt?
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
03/13/18 5:11:57 PM
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Humans get priority, thems the breaks.
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Loghain
03/13/18 5:12:19 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Why do I have to save one?

You don't have to
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DeanAuryn
03/13/18 5:21:14 PM
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What gender is the vegan?
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Offworlder1
03/13/18 5:28:24 PM
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Got to save that dog, they are mans best friend.
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Loghain
03/13/18 5:29:11 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
What gender is the vegan?

It's hard to tell at first glance
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DeanAuryn
03/13/18 5:33:19 PM
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Loghain posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
What gender is the vegan?

It's hard to tell at first glance


Im walking away then. Im only interested in pale cis-women aged 16-35.
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chill02
03/13/18 7:03:42 PM
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interesting results
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StickFigures720
03/13/18 7:17:38 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
the vegan would call me Hitler 2.0 for not saving the dog so I save the dog.

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Solid Snake07
03/13/18 7:19:28 PM
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The vegan wound probably try to give me a lecture why I should have saved the dog soooooooo....
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Sonic Cannon
03/13/18 9:32:10 PM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
Humans get priority, thems the breaks.


This
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MabusIncarnate
03/13/18 9:32:53 PM
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lol @ these results, this is why I like CE
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stone
03/13/18 9:33:13 PM
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There's only one right answer: the dog.
A true vegan would also want me to save the dog instead of themselves.
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Loghain
03/14/18 3:19:36 PM
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woof
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K181
03/14/18 3:20:36 PM
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Dog, duh. The vegan would lack the upper body strength to hold themselves up, so they'd fall before I could get to them anyway.
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BlueJester007
03/14/18 3:21:40 PM
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The dog. The true friend.
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yusiko
03/14/18 3:22:28 PM
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stone posted...
There's only one right answer: the dog.
A true vegan would also want me to save the dog instead of themselves.

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EscapeFromHell
03/14/18 3:26:12 PM
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Is the dog the property of the vegan? If so, does the vegan force their lifestyle choices on the dog? If so, can the dog be reeducated to eat meat again if I save him? Does the vegan have the upper body strength to answer these questions while I ponder my decision?

Man, this is a tough one...
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TheCyborgNinja
03/14/18 3:28:01 PM
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I laugh at vegan jokes as much as the next person, but I actually know a lot of cool vegans. They don't care if I eat meat and don't constantly bring it up.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/14/18 3:38:09 PM
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I would bring a bunch of meat with me and dangle it toward both of them. Whoever eats more of it gets saved. I think that's the fair thing to do.
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