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CensorErik 03/15/18 5:27:25 PM #101:	SSBBSB posted... CensorErik posted... Designs menswear for women who don't like men. That made my head hurt. I'll give you a less stressful gig... Sperm bank loan officer. Vulgorn posted... CensorErik posted... Sells pirated remixes of eastern European polka tunes. I could see it tbh Or you can take this new position... Runs an all-you-can-eat organ meat buffet. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897870177] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSBBSB posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote> Designs menswear for women who don't like men.</quote> That made my head hurt.</quote> I'll give you a less stressful gig... Sperm bank loan officer. <cite>Vulgorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote>Sells pirated remixes of eastern European polka tunes.</quote> I could see it tbh</quote> Or you can take this new position... Runs an all-you-can-eat organ meat buffet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 03/15/18 7:22:44 PM #102:	CensorErik posted... SSBBSB posted... CensorErik posted... Designs menswear for women who don't like men. That made my head hurt. I'll give you a less stressful gig... Sperm bank loan officer. Vulgorn posted... CensorErik posted... Sells pirated remixes of eastern European polka tunes. I could see it tbh Or you can take this new position... Runs an all-you-can-eat organ meat buffet. tough choice --- http://i.imgur.com/ryDA9Rf.gif <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:897877599] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSBBSB posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote> Designs menswear for women who don't like men. </quote> That made my head hurt.</quote> I'll give you a less stressful gig... Sperm bank loan officer. <cite>Vulgorn posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote> Sells pirated remixes of eastern European polka tunes. </quote> I could see it tbh</quote> Or you can take this new position... Runs an all-you-can-eat organ meat buffet.</quote> tough choice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/16/18 10:54:25 PM #103:	Last bump for imaginary employment opportunities. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897949978] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Last bump for imaginary employment opportunities.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 6:28:33 AM #104:	Is anything left? --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897964019] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Is anything left?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 03/17/18 6:29:20 AM #105:	Alright, here we go. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:897964032] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Alright, here we go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 7:04:00 AM #106:	Good topic Censor --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897964603] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Good topic Censor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 03/17/18 3:03:18 PM #107:	CensorErik posted... mipond posted... Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then! There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. EscapeFromHell posted... I want a new job. Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy. Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :) --- Killing topics since 2007. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:897981624] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then!</quote> There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote>I want a new job.</quote> Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy.</quote> Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 3:32:44 PM #108:	EscapeFromHell posted... CensorErik posted... mipond posted... Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then! There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. EscapeFromHell posted... I want a new job. Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy. Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :) Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897983186] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then!</quote> There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote>I want a new job.</quote> Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy.</quote> Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :)</quote> Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 3:35:41 PM #109:	mipond posted... Is anything left? Plenty left. I've barely tapped the reserves. I'll give you one more because 4 is a fantastic number. This job requires absolutely no heavy lifting! Roadie for an air guitat band. Good topic Censor Thank you! Dash_Harber posted... Alright, here we go. Porn dialog coach who specializes in tongue twisters. EscapeFromHell posted... Fitness Surrogate Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :) You can add this extra job title to your rsum and it can be done at the same time... Head lice rancher for Big Quell. You hatch and raise lice on your own head for distribution to inner-city schools. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897983316] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Is anything left?</quote> Plenty left. I've barely tapped the reserves. I'll give you one more because 4 is a fantastic number. This job requires absolutely no heavy lifting! Roadie for an air guitat band. <quote>Good topic Censor</quote> Thank you! <cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>Alright, here we go.</quote> Porn dialog coach who specializes in tongue twisters. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote>Fitness Surrogate Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :)</quote> You can add this extra job title to your rsum and it can be done at the same time... Head lice rancher for Big Quell. You hatch and raise lice on your own head for distribution to inner-city schools.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 4:31:26 PM #110:	Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, @CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, @Hairy-man and @Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, @Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go. --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897986006] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, @CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, @Hairy-man and @Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, @Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 03/17/18 5:15:36 PM #111:	mipond posted... Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, @CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, @Hairy-man and @Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, @Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go. Oh you don't want me on vocals >_> I'll be rhythm guitar or bass that I'm less likely to fuck up. Maybe go for triangle or tambourine instead just to be extra safe <_< --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:897988175] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, @CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, @Hairy-man and @Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, @Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go.</quote> Oh you don't want me on vocals >_> I'll be rhythm guitar or bass that I'm less likely to fuck up. Maybe go for triangle or tambourine instead just to be extra safe <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 5:20:34 PM #112:	Gamer99z posted... mipond posted... Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, @CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, @Hairy-man and @Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, @Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go. Oh you don't want me on vocals >_> I'll be rhythm guitar or bass that I'm less likely to fuck up. Maybe go for triangle or tambourine instead just to be extra safe <_< Well ok...guess we'll need to bring @Giant_Aspirin in on vocals then. @LanHikari10 can be my personal assistant. Are you getting all of this @CensorErik ? Edit:. There is the CE peeps bus topic, maybe you can hire them to help us. Hop to it --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897988466] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, @CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, @Hairy-man and @Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, @Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go.</quote> Oh you don't want me on vocals >_> I'll be rhythm guitar or bass that I'm less likely to fuck up. Maybe go for triangle or tambourine instead just to be extra safe <_<</quote> Well ok...guess we'll need to bring @Giant_Aspirin in on vocals then. @LanHikari10 can be my personal assistant. Are you getting all of this @CensorErik ? Edit:. There is the CE peeps bus topic, maybe you can hire them to help us. Hop to it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 6:29:00 PM #113:	You got it! @mipond I'm going to assign @Gamer99z a job since he posted here. He can still be in your band and do this on the side... Dirty barber. Cuts, trims, shaves, colors, and styles all the hair the other barbers won't touch. He could do this for the band between gigs so your groupies won't have embarrassing stories to tell people on YouTube. Win-win! --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897991824] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>You got it! @mipond I'm going to assign @Gamer99z a job since he posted here. He can still be in your band and do this on the side... Dirty barber. Cuts, trims, shaves, colors, and styles all the hair the other barbers won't touch. He could do this for the band between gigs so your groupies won't have embarrassing stories to tell people on YouTube. Win-win!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 6:32:08 PM #114:	Ok, wonder if he can give me pink hair? @Gamer99z He's a friend so I won't have to tip him. --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897991992] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Ok, wonder if he can give me pink hair? @Gamer99z He's a friend so I won't have to tip him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 03/17/18 6:40:59 PM #115:	mipond posted... EscapeFromHell posted... CensorErik posted... mipond posted... Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then! There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. EscapeFromHell posted... I want a new job. Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy. Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :) Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell I'm on it. I will do more curls and squats while you have someone feed you nachos. Is Monday evening good for you? :) --- Killing topics since 2007. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:897992494] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then!</quote> There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote>I want a new job.</quote> Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy.</quote> Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :)</quote> Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell</quote> I'm on it. I will do more curls and squats while you have someone feed you nachos. Is Monday evening good for you? :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 03/17/18 6:43:12 PM #116:	I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:897992600] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 7:00:09 PM #117:	JlM posted... I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM. Church bingo caller for the legally blind. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897993438] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>JlM posted...</cite> <quote>I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM.</quote> Church bingo caller for the legally blind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LanHikari10 03/17/18 7:03:29 PM #118:	I'm an assistant? Is that a good thing? --- http://i.imgur.com/FUshe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o3JZO0i.png https://i.imgur.com/E5QxHCe.gif http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1170-but-wait-theres-more <cite>LanHikari10 posted [p:897993613] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>I'm an assistant? Is that a good thing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 7:11:06 PM #119:	LanHikari10 posted... I'm an assistant? Is that a good thing? Assistant to a roadie for an air guitar band is a swank job, indeed. However, I'll give you another job to pad that bank account... Bark number for a tree surgeon. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897994005] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>LanHikari10 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm an assistant? Is that a good thing?</quote> Assistant to a roadie for an air guitar band is a swank job, indeed. However, I'll give you another job to pad that bank account... Bark number for a tree surgeon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 03/17/18 7:22:18 PM #120:	My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that bitch wrong! --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:897994601] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that bitch wrong!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 7:26:49 PM #121:	Carlbertomfg posted... My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that b**** wrong! Teaches pacing for government employees. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897994860] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote>My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that b**** wrong!</quote> Teaches pacing for government employees.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 7:55:58 PM #122:	EscapeFromHell posted... mipond posted... EscapeFromHell posted... CensorErik posted... mipond posted... Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then! There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. EscapeFromHell posted... I want a new job. Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy. Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :) Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell I'm on it. I will do more curls and squats while you have someone feed you nachos. Is Monday evening good for you? :) Well yeah, Monday is good.... And how did you know I liked nachos? --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897996440] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then!</quote> There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote>I want a new job.</quote> Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy.</quote> Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :)</quote> Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell</quote> I'm on it. I will do more curls and squats while you have someone feed you nachos. Is Monday evening good for you? :)</quote> Well yeah, Monday is good.... And how did you know I liked nachos?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 03/17/18 8:02:13 PM #123:	CensorErik posted... JlM posted... I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM. Church bingo caller for the legally blind. This sounds like something that doesn't even pay. And I'm atheist. Fuck --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:897996777] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JlM posted...</cite> <quote>I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM.</quote> Church bingo caller for the legally blind.</quote> This sounds like something that doesn't even pay. And I'm atheist. Fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 03/17/18 8:06:07 PM #124:	@mipond Im the barber here! Me! --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman TMP>>>>>>>>Handguns <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:897996979] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>@mipond Im the barber here! Me!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 03/17/18 8:17:01 PM #125:	mipond posted... EscapeFromHell posted... mipond posted... EscapeFromHell posted... CensorErik posted... mipond posted... Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then! There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. EscapeFromHell posted... I want a new job. Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy. Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :) Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell I'm on it. I will do more curls and squats while you have someone feed you nachos. Is Monday evening good for you? :) Well yeah, Monday is good.... And how did you know I liked nachos? Everybody likes nachos. :) --- Killing topics since 2007. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:897997568] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Wait..my salary is imaginary? I guess I quit then!</quote> There goes your imaginary benefits and imaginary retirement plan. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote>I want a new job.</quote> Fitness surrogate. Gets in shape for other people so they can be lazy.</quote> Hey! I'm a personal trainer IRL, so this is pretty funny. :)</quote> Escape.... you're hired. Is there something I can do to get more arm and leg strength without getting muscle mass? @EscapeFromHell</quote> I'm on it. I will do more curls and squats while you have someone feed you nachos. Is Monday evening good for you? :)</quote> Well yeah, Monday is good.... And how did you know I liked nachos?</quote> Everybody likes nachos. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 03/17/18 8:17:52 PM #126:	Hairy-man posted... @mipond Im the barber here! Me! Is that a Captain Phillips reference? xD --- Killing topics since 2007. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:897997617] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote>@mipond Im the barber here! Me!</quote> Is that a Captain Phillips reference? xD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 8:45:37 PM #127:	JlM posted... CensorErik posted... JlM posted... I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM. Church bingo caller for the legally blind. This sounds like something that doesn't even pay. And I'm atheist. F*** Ok, how about... Binge and purge consultant for the Hurling Modeling Agency. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:897999163] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>JlM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JlM posted...</cite> <quote>I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM.</quote> Church bingo caller for the legally blind.</quote> This sounds like something that doesn't even pay. And I'm atheist. F***</quote> Ok, how about... Binge and purge consultant for the Hurling Modeling Agency.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 8:56:48 PM #128:	Hairy-man posted... @mipond Im the barber here! Me! Will you give me pink hair? --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:897999822] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote>@mipond Im the barber here! Me!</quote> Will you give me pink hair?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 03/17/18 8:58:13 PM #129:	CensorErik posted... Carlbertomfg posted... My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that b** wrong! Teaches pacing for government employees. Hear that, mom?! I'm helping the gummerment! --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:897999920] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote>My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that b** wrong!</quote> Teaches pacing for government employees.</quote> Hear that, mom?! I'm helping the gummerment!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 9:28:33 PM #130:	Carlbertomfg posted... CensorErik posted... Carlbertomfg posted... My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that b**** wrong! Teaches pacing for government employees. Hear that, mom?! I'm helping the gummerment! Want me to assign your mom a job or hobby or characteristic? I've got lots of each! Here's a sample: Addicted to short-term relationships. Not intended specifically for your mom. Just an example. --- Kindness is never wasted. Friend Code: SW-5769-2111-0614 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898001638] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote>My mom said I'd never amount to a thing. Help me prove that b**** wrong!</quote> Teaches pacing for government employees.</quote> Hear that, mom?! I'm helping the gummerment!</quote> Want me to assign your mom a job or hobby or characteristic? I've got lots of each! Here's a sample: Addicted to short-term relationships. Not intended specifically for your mom. Just an example.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 03/17/18 9:35:22 PM #131:	mipond posted... Gamer99z posted... mipond posted... Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, Hairy-man and Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go. Oh you don't want me on vocals >_> I'll be rhythm guitar or bass that I'm less likely to fuck up. Maybe go for triangle or tambourine instead just to be extra safe <_< Well ok...guess we'll need to bring Giant_Aspirin in on vocals then. LanHikari10 can be my personal assistant. Are you getting all of this CensorErik ? Edit:. There is the CE peeps bus topic, maybe you can hire them to help us. Hop to it me being on vocals is not a good idea. i mean, i will do my best but be warned, im an awful singer. when i used to play rock band i could do everything on expert level except vocals where i struggled on beginner. i'd be better at rhythm guitar or making the website --- Playing: Shadow of the Colossus (PS4), Owlboy (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:898001974] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Oh that sounds cool... always wanted to be one of those. Of course, CensorErik as you know I need my band....on guitar, Hairy-man and Gamer99z. Vocals Gamer. I'll need our manager, Go_Totodile to work out the details of our contract with you. I'm also going to need a clothing allowance and monies for hair and makeup. Can't wait to start! Have your man get with my man and we'll be all set to go.</quote> Oh you don't want me on vocals >_> I'll be rhythm guitar or bass that I'm less likely to fuck up. Maybe go for triangle or tambourine instead just to be extra safe <_<</quote> Well ok...guess we'll need to bring Giant_Aspirin in on vocals then. LanHikari10 can be my personal assistant. Are you getting all of this CensorErik ? Edit:. There is the CE peeps bus topic, maybe you can hire them to help us. Hop to it</quote> me being on vocals is not a good idea. i mean, i will do my best but be warned, im an awful singer. when i used to play rock band i could do everything on expert level except vocals where i struggled on beginner. i'd be better at rhythm guitar or making the website</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/17/18 9:40:19 PM #132:	Giant_Aspirin posted... me being on vocals is not a good idea. i mean, i will do my best but be warned, im an awful singer. when i used to play rock band i could do everything on expert level except vocals where i struggled on beginner. i'd be better at rhythm guitar or making the website Maybe this will help your confidence... Pharmaceutical major from Altered State. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898002238] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>me being on vocals is not a good idea. i mean, i will do my best but be warned, im an awful singer. when i used to play rock band i could do everything on expert level except vocals where i struggled on beginner. i'd be better at rhythm guitar or making the website</quote> Maybe this will help your confidence... Pharmaceutical major from Altered State.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 10:17:10 PM #133:	mipond posted... Hairy-man posted... @mipond Im the barber here! Me! Will you give me pink hair? @Hairy-man --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:898004180] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote>@mipond Im the barber here! Me!</quote> Will you give me pink hair?</quote> @Hairy-man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 10:18:38 PM #134:	CensorErik posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... me being on vocals is not a good idea. i mean, i will do my best but be warned, im an awful singer. when i used to play rock band i could do everything on expert level except vocals where i struggled on beginner. i'd be better at rhythm guitar or making the website Maybe this will help your confidence... Pharmaceutical major from Altered State. Ok then, looks like @Hairy-man is doing vocals and guitar. --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:898004253] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>me being on vocals is not a good idea. i mean, i will do my best but be warned, im an awful singer. when i used to play rock band i could do everything on expert level except vocals where i struggled on beginner. i'd be better at rhythm guitar or making the website</quote> Maybe this will help your confidence... Pharmaceutical major from Altered State.</quote> Ok then, looks like @Hairy-man is doing vocals and guitar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hairy-man 03/17/18 10:46:28 PM #136:	I used to sing and play. Punk stuff but itll do --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman TMP>>>>>>>>Handguns <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:898005597] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>I used to sing and play. Punk stuff but itll do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/17/18 10:50:01 PM #137:	Hairy-man posted... I used to sing and play. Punk stuff but itll do Well thank goodness!!!!! It's about time someone stepped up to the plate!!! @Hairy-man Oh and the pink hair?? --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:898005790] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote>I used to sing and play. Punk stuff but itll do</quote> Well thank goodness!!!!! It's about time someone stepped up to the plate!!! @Hairy-man Oh and the pink hair??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/18/18 2:12:05 PM #138:	Number39 posted... post Federal package sniffer. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898035366] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Number39 posted...</cite> <quote>post</quote> Federal package sniffer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 03/19/18 12:59:13 AM #139:	CensorErik posted... Porn dialog coach who specializes in tongue twisters. Wait, teaching the porn people tongue twisters or a porn dialog who also teaches a porn move called the tongue twister? No wait, either way, that's awesome! <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:898067488] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote>Porn dialog coach who specializes in tongue twisters.</quote> Wait, teaching the porn people tongue twisters or a porn dialog who also teaches a porn move called the tongue twister? No wait, either way, that's awesome!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/19/18 1:44:04 PM #140:	Dash_Harber posted... CensorErik posted... Porn dialog coach who specializes in tongue twisters. Wait, teaching the porn people tongue twisters or a porn dialog who also teaches a porn move called the tongue twister? No wait, either way, that's awesome! Like, Peter Piper pricked a pack of pickle preppers. A pack of pickle preppers Peter Piper pricked. If Peter Piper pricked a pack of pickle preppers, how many pickle preppers did Peter Piper prick? Or...Sookie Suzie sucks super-sized sweaty schlongs Sunday at sunset. That's off the cuff, but I think you get the idea. I'm trying to use more of these before the topic dies, sere's another job you can do on the side... Reclaims used baptismal water to give to atheist marathoners. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898090874] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote>Porn dialog coach who specializes in tongue twisters.</quote> Wait, teaching the porn people tongue twisters or a porn dialog who also teaches a porn move called the tongue twister? No wait, either way, that's awesome!</quote> Like, Peter Piper pricked a pack of pickle preppers. A pack of pickle preppers Peter Piper pricked. If Peter Piper pricked a pack of pickle preppers, how many pickle preppers did Peter Piper prick? Or...Sookie Suzie sucks super-sized sweaty schlongs Sunday at sunset. That's off the cuff, but I think you get the idea. I'm trying to use more of these before the topic dies, sere's another job you can do on the side... Reclaims used baptismal water to give to atheist marathoners.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/20/18 4:56:30 PM #141:	Last chance to get a pretend job. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898168017] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Last chance to get a pretend job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/20/18 5:41:56 PM #142:	Everyone is over at the CE wrestling thingy. --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:898170712] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Everyone is over at the CE wrestling thingy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/20/18 5:46:01 PM #143:	@mipond posted... Everyone is over at the CE wrestling thingy. What's that? --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898170983] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>@mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Everyone is over at the CE wrestling thingy.</quote> What's that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 03/20/18 5:49:40 PM #144:	CensorErik posted... @mipond posted... Everyone is over at the CE wrestling thingy. What's that? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76434127 Can't believe you asked what it is. --- "I can assure you guys that she is 100% real and genuine." Go_Totodile. Don't go jumping off bridges Bobby. <cite>mipond posted [p:898171218] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Everyone is over at the CE wrestling thingy.</quote> What's that?</quote> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76434127 Can't believe you asked what it is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/20/18 5:52:14 PM #145:	That seems pretty cliquey. Also, I don't care about wrestling. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898171415] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>That seems pretty cliquey. Also, I don't care about wrestling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 03/20/18 6:01:24 PM #146:	Okay. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:898172042] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>Okay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/20/18 6:04:49 PM #147:	gguirao posted... Okay. Sneezeguard scraper at a casino buffet. Or... Management trainee for a Mormon biker bar. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898172276] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>gguirao posted...</cite> <quote>Okay.</quote> Sneezeguard scraper at a casino buffet. Or... Management trainee for a Mormon biker bar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 03/20/18 6:17:27 PM #149:	Outer_space posted... Post Estimates how long it will take an estimater to arrive at your home for an estimate. Or... Designs edible poker chips. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898173084] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote><cite>Outer_space posted...</cite> <quote>Post</quote> Estimates how long it will take an estimater to arrive at your home for an estimate. Or... Designs edible poker chips.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/20/18 6:17:54 PM #150:	New page... --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898173108] in Post here ... [t:76411312]...</cite> <quote>New page...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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