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Duncanwii
03/12/18 10:53:03 PM
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Trainer name: America
Rival name: Russia

I have Bernie the Arcanine and Trump the Floatzel, as well as other colorful poke politicians to defeat Russia and the ever looming threat of nuclear extermination (aka Cyrus.)
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DrizztLink
03/12/18 10:54:24 PM
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Medussa
03/12/18 10:59:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
C/mon son there's already a perfect Trump pokemon.

https://tinyurl.com/y9sllmpp


butbutbut Gumshoos.
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Duncanwii
03/12/18 11:00:02 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
C/mon son there's already a perfect Trump pokemon.

https://tinyurl.com/y9sllmpp

Everyone knows that Gumsoos is the real Trump Pokemon. But I don't have him so Floatzel will have to do.
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RachelSam
03/12/18 11:00:51 PM
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Unlike Trump, Floatzel is nimble....
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DrizztLink
03/12/18 11:01:01 PM
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In my defense I didn't know that was a pokemon.

I'm pretty ignorant of the S/M gen.
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Duncanwii
03/12/18 11:04:27 PM
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Oh also I forgot to mention that Russia is mind controlling France (Empoleon) to do its bidding and go to war with America.
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Duncanwii
03/12/18 11:20:34 PM
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Oh get this. I go to trade in the local wireless room, and my America trainer was a roughneck. What :0
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