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Tanoomba
03/12/18 12:28:52 PM
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.deccanchronicle.com/amp/lifestyle/sex-and-relationship/120318/tinders-most-right-swiped-man-shares-dating-tips.html

God I love this "news" story. Basically, all you have to do is be a chiseled Adonis!

This would be like Tom Brady trying to tell an average joe how to be a 5x Super Bowl winning QB and league MVP, and also acquiring a billionaire model wife in the process. Gotta love it!
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Teddytalks
03/12/18 12:31:40 PM
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Tanoomba posted...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.deccanchronicle.com/amp/lifestyle/sex-and-relationship/120318/tinders-most-right-swiped-man-shares-dating-tips.html

God I love this "news" story. Basically, all you have to do is be a chiseled Adonis!

This would be like Tom Brady trying to tell an average joe how to be a 5x Super Bowl winning QB and league MVP, and also acquiring a billionaire model wife in the process. Gotta love it!


If you actually read the thing you would see alot more than that. I am just surprised he is black.
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Romulox28
03/12/18 12:32:16 PM
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his advice is terrible for normal people (i.e. not pro models)
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Resolution
03/12/18 12:33:44 PM
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Perfect Tinder advice

Don't use Tinder
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philsov
03/12/18 12:34:39 PM
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According to Tomlin, the first step towards success is a short and crispy bio. A funny, intriguing profile invites people for conversation, Tomlin said.

However, he feels, an apt profile picture is vital too as some swipers don't like to go the extra mile and make the effort to open the profile.

Tomlin said, "Food in your mouth is a big no". He also urged the men to avoid group pics in the first three pictures.

He further noted that posting pics with pets is the big bad 'BINGO' for some, as some people think they add to the cuteness factor.


Italics aside, these are good tips. A good bio is secondary to a good picture of an attractive person. They should be common sense, but common sense ain't always common. I've seen some attractive guys with some legit terrible photos.

Attractive man who is looking slightly away from camera, with a puppy, as taken by a DLSR is the perfect combo.
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CasualGuy
03/12/18 12:35:45 PM
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Just be a model with professional pictures
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AlephZero
03/12/18 12:38:22 PM
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the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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Tanoomba
03/12/18 12:40:56 PM
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Some day, I too shall be a chiseled Adonis! Just mot in this lifetime.
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Carlbertomfg
03/12/18 12:42:25 PM
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limiteless chad dick gets blasted by the average man is the unfuckable average woman.
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The Admiral
03/12/18 12:43:13 PM
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The tips are generally fine, but 99% of the effectiveness of this guy's profile are his pics.
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FrisbeeDude
03/12/18 12:43:17 PM
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"It's too much effort to good shape. It's an unreasonable ask"

How come this doesn't apply to women?
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Mistere Man
03/12/18 12:43:43 PM
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Tanoomba posted...
Some day, I too shall be a chiseled Adonis! Just mot in this lifetime.

I already am! You just cant see it as it is under all the fat.
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Darkman124
03/12/18 12:44:21 PM
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philsov posted...

Italics aside, these are good tips.


the pets one is statistically proven to be untrue
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HypnoCoosh
03/12/18 12:49:16 PM
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Tinder was easy af when I used it.

It was almost stressful trying to keep up with matches.
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Resolution
03/12/18 12:50:44 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Tinder was easy af when I used it.

It was almost stressful trying to keep up with matches.


Lol sure buddy
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HypnoCoosh
03/12/18 12:51:27 PM
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Resolution posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
Tinder was easy af when I used it.

It was almost stressful trying to keep up with matches.


Lol sure buddy


I have no reason to lie about that.

I'm not saying they were all high quality women. It's a numbers games.
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The Admiral
03/12/18 12:52:08 PM
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Resolution posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
Tinder was easy af when I used it.

It was almost stressful trying to keep up with matches.


Lol sure buddy


I had the same experience. Back in 2012-2013, before Tinder placed a swipe cap, I had over 1,000 matches at a time and couldn't even begin to keep track of all the conversations.
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Tanoomba
03/12/18 12:55:46 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Resolution posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
Tinder was easy af when I used it.

It was almost stressful trying to keep up with matches.


Lol sure buddy


I have no reason to lie about that.

I'm not saying they were all high quality women. It's a numbers games.

That's the thing. If you want 7 and above, you gotta be a model looking dude. If you want to settle for scraps, then Tinder is fine.
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The Admiral
03/12/18 1:03:24 PM
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Tanoomba posted...
That's the thing. If you want 7 and above, you gotta be a model looking dude. If you want to settle for scraps, then Tinder is fine.


Nah. Fortunately for most of use, even this "most swiped guy on Tinder" is confined by physical time. Having 50,000 matches or whatever he has is useless since he has no chance of ever meeting even 1% of them. The other 99% move down the line and go for the next available guy. Eventually quality girls trickle down to relatively normal guys.
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philsov
03/12/18 1:05:50 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
the pets one is statistically proven to be untrue


???

https://theblog.okcupid.com/the-4-big-myths-of-profile-pictures-41bedf26e4d

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*Q5gPC7iUL_iFjPoT.png

Slightly more successful than an attractive guy with some skin.
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Darkman124
03/12/18 1:08:40 PM
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philsov posted...


Slightly more successful than an attractive guy with some skin.


i interpreted the model's statement as a negative but now on rereading it i'm wondering if i misunderstood him.

we are in agreement that they are a net positive
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theAteam
03/12/18 1:11:21 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Tinder was easy af when I used it.

It was almost stressful trying to keep up with matches.


It's never the matches that I have trouble with.

It's getting to the point of meeting in person.
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Romulox28
03/12/18 1:13:33 PM
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The Admiral posted...
Tanoomba posted...
That's the thing. If you want 7 and above, you gotta be a model looking dude. If you want to settle for scraps, then Tinder is fine.


Nah. Fortunately for most of us, even this "most swiped guy on Tinder" is confined by physical time. Having 50,000 matches or whatever he has is useless since he has no chance of ever meeting even 1% of them. The other 99% move down the line and go for the next available guy. Eventually quality girls trickle down to relatively normal guys.

the secret is to get away from the tinder gen pop and specialize, for example to reinvent yourself as Elijah Goldstein
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SK8T3R215
03/12/18 1:14:52 PM
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Tldr:

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
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