Current Events > You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?

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teen
03/11/18 8:54:37 PM
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Hmmmmm
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NeonOctopus
03/11/18 8:55:26 PM
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Antifar
03/11/18 8:55:37 PM
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Make it a line for the women's bathroom
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slothica
03/11/18 8:55:44 PM
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I don't move the ruler.
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DrizztLink
03/11/18 8:56:19 PM
#5:


Draw more line.

I'm not touching it.
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nikko004
03/11/18 8:56:27 PM
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mathematically you cannot make it longer without touching it otherwise it wouldn't be the same line but rather two different lines
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Uncle_Drew
03/11/18 8:57:16 PM
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Have my friend draw the line longer so I don't have to touch it
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Vol2tex
03/11/18 8:57:54 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Put my even longer dick on the end of it


You made me spit out in laughter
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TurtleInFreedom
03/11/18 8:58:42 PM
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You tilt the paper to make the line seem longer.
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nicklebro
03/11/18 8:58:49 PM
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Stretch the surface it's drawn on.
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SpiralDrift
03/11/18 8:59:35 PM
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Is this a people line? If so, I join the line.
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DK9292
03/11/18 8:59:37 PM
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Fold the paper it's on in half before the ink dries.
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Vol2tex
03/12/18 12:36:34 PM
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Darkman124
03/12/18 12:38:03 PM
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rotate reference/observation frame to be orthogonal to the line
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legolas0008
03/12/18 12:38:41 PM
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Wrap the paper into a tube so that the line meets itself and becomes infinite.
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Looked gf
03/12/18 12:38:50 PM
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You draw a shorter line next to it and it becomes the longer line
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Scaramanga
03/12/18 12:39:00 PM
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You eat the booty
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Schwarz
03/12/18 12:39:33 PM
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Antifar posted...
Make it a line for the women's bathroom

Fuck, lmao
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Trigg3rH4ppy
03/12/18 12:39:39 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
Have my friend draw the line longer so I don't have to touch it

This guy fucks
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Alexanaxela
03/12/18 12:41:39 PM
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move closer to the line. Distance is all relative
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Junkratprime03
03/12/18 12:42:44 PM
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leave it on the ground anywhere in the UK
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MysteryMan923
03/12/18 12:42:53 PM
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Alexanaxela posted...
move closer to the line. Distance is all relative


I bet you're a hit with the ladies.
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Alkaloid
03/12/18 12:44:56 PM
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Just gotta change your perspective

From an atom's point of view, the line is so large as to be unknowable
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RE_expert44
03/12/18 12:52:57 PM
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If it is already a line, shouldn't it's distance already be infinite?
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Kaname_Madoka
03/12/18 12:54:50 PM
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@NeonOctopus posted...
Put my even longer dick on the end of it

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darkjedilink
03/12/18 1:00:24 PM
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nikko004 posted...
mathematically you cannot make it longer without touching it otherwise it wouldn't be the same line but rather two different lines

Actually, mathematically speaking, a line cannot be made longer, because a line is infinite in length.
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DevsBro
03/12/18 1:01:51 PM
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Alexanaxela
03/12/18 1:04:44 PM
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MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
move closer to the line. Distance is all relative


I bet you're a hit with the ladies.

i bet you're rustled
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MysteryMan923
03/12/18 1:08:26 PM
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Alexanaxela posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
move closer to the line. Distance is all relative


I bet you're a hit with the ladies.

i bet you're rustled


Because I made a funny and you're taking it poorly? Wouldn't that mean you're much more likely to be shook?
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Mistere Man
03/12/18 1:15:03 PM
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Draw a smaller line next to it so it becomes the longer line?
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Turbam
03/12/18 1:17:22 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
Have my friend draw the line longer so I don't have to touch it

This is pretty fucking clever
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Scaramanga
03/12/18 1:23:28 PM
#34:


MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
move closer to the line. Distance is all relative


I bet you're a hit with the ladies.

i bet you're rustled


Because I made a funny and you're taking it poorly? Wouldn't that mean you're much more likely to be shook?

Now lets not get ahead of ourselves...
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Alexanaxela
03/12/18 1:26:57 PM
#35:


Scaramanga posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
move closer to the line. Distance is all relative


I bet you're a hit with the ladies.

i bet you're rustled


Because I made a funny and you're taking it poorly? Wouldn't that mean you're much more likely to be shook?

Now lets not get ahead of ourselves...

no, no, let him have this one. He hard on that one
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MysteryMan923
03/12/18 1:30:33 PM
#36:


Alexanaxela posted...
Scaramanga posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
move closer to the line. Distance is all relative


I bet you're a hit with the ladies.

i bet you're rustled


Because I made a funny and you're taking it poorly? Wouldn't that mean you're much more likely to be shook?

Now lets not get ahead of ourselves...

no, no, let him have this one. He hard on that one


Is that what the kids call it? Hard on that one? But hey, I'll let you have that one as you've gone from "you're rustled" and when I disputed that you didn't even bother (probably for good reason) and started talking about whether it was funny or not. I don't really care if it was or wasn't funny.
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Scaramanga
03/12/18 1:34:11 PM
#37:


MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
Scaramanga posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
move closer to the line. Distance is all relative


I bet you're a hit with the ladies.

i bet you're rustled


Because I made a funny and you're taking it poorly? Wouldn't that mean you're much more likely to be shook?

Now lets not get ahead of ourselves...

no, no, let him have this one. He hard on that one


Is that what the kids call it? Hard on that one? But hey, I'll let you have that one as you've gone from "you're rustled" and when I disputed that you didn't even bother (probably for good reason) and started talking about whether it was funny or not. I don't really care if it was or wasn't funny.

And now the rustler is rustled. Circle of life.
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C7D
03/12/18 1:41:05 PM
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Trick question. By definition, you cannot draw a line.
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Alexanaxela
03/12/18 1:45:30 PM
#40:


Scaramanga posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
Scaramanga posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
MysteryMan923 posted...

I bet you're a hit with the ladies.

i bet you're rustled


Because I made a funny and you're taking it poorly? Wouldn't that mean you're much more likely to be shook?

Now lets not get ahead of ourselves...

no, no, let him have this one. He hard on that one


Is that what the kids call it? Hard on that one? But hey, I'll let you have that one as you've gone from "you're rustled" and when I disputed that you didn't even bother (probably for good reason) and started talking about whether it was funny or not. I don't really care if it was or wasn't funny.

And now the rustler is rustled. Circle of life.

that dood is visibly rustled
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Bok_Choi
03/12/18 1:52:04 PM
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Looked gf posted...
You draw a shorter line next to it and it becomes the longer line

clever
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Tyranthraxus
03/12/18 1:55:32 PM
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tell the line (political candidate it doesn't like) thinks shorter lines are better
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DevsBro
03/12/18 2:11:04 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Slow down

You know, because of relativity.
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-Unowninator-
03/12/18 2:59:46 PM
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Let the fishing line sink even deeper.
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DeanAuryn
03/12/18 3:05:07 PM
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TC is still drawing that longer line and will never be heard of again.
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