Current Events > Baby was screaming in the theater and some dude went off.

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BlingBling22947
03/09/18 7:19:45 PM
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He screamed shut that baby up!

The baby cried harder, mocking his impotence.

Then the baby got kicked out.
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LightningAce11
03/09/18 7:20:19 PM
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lol
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Loghain
03/09/18 7:20:23 PM
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The baby was later destroyed
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boxington
03/09/18 7:20:23 PM
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I hope the parents got to stay, at least
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Robin_Dude
03/09/18 7:20:48 PM
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And that man was none other than Albert Einstein
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KlRBEH
03/09/18 7:21:08 PM
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Thats pretty fucking funny
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nevershine
03/09/18 7:21:09 PM
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Ban babies
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lincoln002
03/09/18 7:21:57 PM
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I feel a bit sorry for people who bring a baby to the movies. It's a theater, not your house hence the "no phones" rule, a baby is like your phone going off randomly.
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giantblimpN7
03/09/18 7:23:03 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi
03/09/18 7:23:21 PM
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If you want to go to the theater that badly then maybe you shouldn't have had a kid.

You knew that kids take over your life when you signed up for that shit.
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JlM
03/09/18 7:24:30 PM
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Did he smash a popcorn bucket into it's soft skull, Rock/Mankind style?
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Maeiv
03/09/18 7:25:07 PM
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Grade A storytelling
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EastKingStar
03/09/18 7:26:35 PM
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If a parent was just sitting there letting the baby scream in the theater, they're scumbags. It's bad enough in a restaurant, absolutely unacceptable in a theater.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
03/09/18 7:26:56 PM
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Who the fuck brings baby to a movie theater? Baby sitters need their jobs too you know.
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Zack_Attackv1
03/09/18 7:27:26 PM
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electricbugs2
03/09/18 7:28:11 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA posted...
Who the fuck brings baby to a movie theater? Baby sitters need their jobs too you know.

Ha ha ha. Babysitters as we knew them aren't a thing anymore. Parents aren't willing to pay a 14 year old 25+ smacks an hour to play video games with little Jonny.
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Webmaster4531
03/09/18 7:36:25 PM
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Just wanted a nipple.
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MrDrMan
03/09/18 7:37:07 PM
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"Shut that baby up!" killed me.
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ItsYourFault
03/09/18 7:37:51 PM
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who takes a fucking baby to the theater??

fuck that parent
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Butterfiles
03/09/18 7:38:02 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Just wanted a nipple.

don't we all
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ModLogic
03/09/18 7:38:08 PM
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andel
03/09/18 7:38:08 PM
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yeah people that bring infants to movie theaters are scum
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BlingBling22947
03/11/18 3:47:22 PM
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I sure as hell didnt drive all the way from work and get tickets so I can listen to some kid wail for the beginning of the movie.
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Oatcakes
03/11/18 3:48:46 PM
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nevershine posted...
Ban babies


Give babies to all theatre goers.
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The Admiral
03/11/18 3:50:06 PM
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That have special times for baby friendly screenings during the week. If you bring an infant to the theater at another time, youre an asshole.
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BlingBling22947
03/12/18 8:16:03 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA posted...
Who the fuck brings baby to a movie theater? Baby sitters need their jobs too you know.


ItsYourFault posted...
who takes a fucking baby to the theater??

fuck that parent


I asked the same question.
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