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foreveraIone
03/08/18 9:56:19 PM
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i looked up barbara palvins tits and now i do not want to bang
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Error1355
03/10/18 8:07:24 AM
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Because imagination > reality in some cases.
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foreveraIone
03/10/18 8:10:18 AM
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whoa how did you find this topic.

stalker
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pres_madagascar
03/10/18 8:11:07 AM
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foreveraIone posted...
whoa how did you find this topic.

stalker

See that title next to his name? Says he's a leaf moderator. He can see all
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SlashmanSG
03/10/18 8:11:17 AM
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Cause you can see boobs anywhere.
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SSBBSB
03/10/18 8:12:07 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
leaf

Pikmin 4 when?
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Funkydog
03/10/18 8:12:17 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Because imagination > reality in some cases.

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SiO4
03/10/18 8:14:59 AM
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Christina Applegate was a bit of a letdown, after so much prick teasing.
As was Christina Model, after so much prick teasing.

And that's just the Christina's....
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Jiggy101011
03/10/18 8:15:19 AM
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who?
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CarlGrimes
03/10/18 8:29:03 AM
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Vanessa Hudgens and Sarah Hyland have some of the best though.
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foreveraIone
03/10/18 8:29:30 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Vanessa Hudgens and Sarah Hyland have some of the best though.

ok yeah Sarah's were nice

that's about it
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RoboLaserGandhi
03/10/18 8:30:12 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Because imagination > reality in some cases.

And the fact that they're amateur shots
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Ammonitida
03/10/18 8:33:38 AM
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If you looked at any of Jennifer Lawrence's naked pics, you're a sex offender.
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Mr_Biscuit
03/10/18 8:33:52 AM
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These women are made to look absolutely perfect by the best makeup artists, hair stylists, and photo retouchers in the world. Its not too shocking to learn that most of them actually do have a few human flaws when taking a naked selfie on an iPhone.
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RoboLaserGandhi
03/10/18 8:38:49 AM
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I felt really bad looking at Emma Watson's underwear pics because she had this look on her face like she was really insecure of her body (and I could tell why).

For reference, they were dressing room pics where someone else (friend?) was taking photos of her trying on different outfits to help her out. They were probably saying stuff like "aw come on, it's not that bad".

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action52
03/10/18 8:39:40 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Because imagination > reality in almost all cases.

ftfy
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Funkydog
03/10/18 8:40:26 AM
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Ammonitida posted...
If you looked at any of Jennifer Lawrence's naked pics, you're a sex offender.

You're pretty shitty if you looked at any of them tbh.
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TheGrindery
03/10/18 8:41:51 AM
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Because most of us like pink nipples and most of the time they end up being tan/brown.
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Akagami_Shanks
03/10/18 8:43:03 AM
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once you've seen enough porn or nude real girls, everything becomes disappointing. Hell I'm not even interested in nude photos anymore cause I feel like I've seen it already.
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Romulox28
03/10/18 8:44:02 AM
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Funkydog posted...
Ammonitida posted...
If you looked at any of Jennifer Lawrence's naked pics, you're a sex offender.

You're pretty horny if you looked at any of them tbh.

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saspa
03/10/18 8:51:01 AM
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tc has a point what was 2nd poster even searching for to come across this topic days later? Highly suspect
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dragnmaninferno
03/10/18 8:54:18 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi
03/10/18 8:59:32 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Because most of us like pink nipples and most of the time they end up being tan/brown.

lolwut

I think he means gray, because no one is really "surprised" by tan/brown nipples. If she herself is tan/brown, then her nipples are.
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Mr_Biscuit
03/10/18 9:04:11 AM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
once you've seen enough porn or nude real girls, everything becomes disappointing. Hell I'm not even interested in nude photos anymore cause I feel like I've seen it already.

This is also true, particularly nude real girls, as in seeing them in person.

Not like I dont get all tingly when I see a hot girl, but its not the sheer phenomenon it once was.
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littlebro07
03/10/18 9:05:54 AM
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Ammonitida posted...
If you looked at any of Jennifer Lawrence's naked pics, you're a sex offender.


Was she underage in them?
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Fony
03/10/18 9:08:24 AM
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That one blond from ESPN had a meh body but an awesome looking pussy. Even my girlfriend say "that's a nice pussy" when she saw the pics.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/10/18 9:09:27 AM
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Celebrities usually look like everyone else when they are not on camera.
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yusiko
03/10/18 9:11:11 AM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
Tyler Posey had good nudes.

Right @yusiko


Yes so did try guy who played Parrish in teen wolf

Those were great nudes
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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/10/18 9:11:14 AM
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Fony posted...
That one blond from ESPN had a meh body but an awesome looking pussy. Even my girlfriend say "that's a nice pussy" when she saw the pics.

Michelle Beadle ?
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Fony
03/10/18 9:13:36 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Fony posted...
That one blond from ESPN had a meh body but an awesome looking pussy. Even my girlfriend say "that's a nice pussy" when she saw the pics.

Michelle Beadle ?


Charissa Thompson. Nice, clean, smooth pussy on her.
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a_riot04
03/10/18 9:17:26 AM
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Kate Upton's were nice.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/10/18 9:25:27 AM
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Fony posted...
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Fony posted...
That one blond from ESPN had a meh body but an awesome looking pussy. Even my girlfriend say "that's a nice pussy" when she saw the pics.

Michelle Beadle ?


Charissa Thompson. Nice, clean, smooth pussy on her.

Molly Qerim is more my style though.

Not the stereotypical like blond.
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TheGrindery
03/10/18 9:29:38 AM
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Ammonitida posted...
If you looked at any of Jennifer Lawrence's naked pics, you're a sex offender.

We need something else to call this.

It sounds like it makes you someone that offends sex rather than someone that did something sexual that was offensive. Imagine someone so unattractive that sex itself is offended by them.
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TheGrindery
03/10/18 9:41:02 AM
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A leaf moderator? Is he Canadian?
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Error1355
03/10/18 9:48:44 AM
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@TheGrindery posted...
A leaf moderator? Is he Canadian?

I hope the Pens blow the leafs UP tonight.
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yusiko
03/10/18 10:05:22 AM
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Error1355 posted...
I hope the Pens blow the leafs


i do to
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Dabrikishaw15
03/10/18 10:19:51 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Because imagination > reality in some cases.

SlashmanSG posted...
Cause you can see boobs anywhere.

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BreezyExcursion
03/10/18 10:24:36 AM
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iah alison brie was not a letdown at all
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TheGrindery
03/10/18 10:26:13 AM
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What sucked about that huge leak was that since I don't follow new media very well...I only knew who maybe 5 of those women were.

It felt like I was being punished for not keeping up with what's new. Too bad that couldn't have happened in some way in the late 90's.
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