Current Events > Let's say you had to make a choice on who lives between a baby and your dog?

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Turbam
03/07/18 7:06:26 PM
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Which gets spared?


You're at the museum with your dog, Bartholomew, enjoying the museum flair.

As you examine the specimens laid out before you, you hear the door get slammed open and Big Bobby appears with a loaded weapon.

"I've had enough!" Big Bobby yells out. He flails his gun around and shouts out "someone is gonna be shot here today" he then points at you and says that you get to choose who lives.

You look around, and all you see is your dog, Bartholomew, and some random baby that crawled onto the scene.

What are you gonna tell Big Bobby?!?!
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APM
03/07/18 7:07:48 PM
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What type of baby is it?
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Turbam
03/07/18 7:08:17 PM
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APM posted...
What type of baby is it?

Upon closer inspection you see that it is Jameel's baby.
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Ben_Ruggiero
03/07/18 7:08:17 PM
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Big Bobby
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Turbam
03/07/18 7:09:17 PM
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Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Big Bobby

Big Bobby nods at you in approval and says that you passed.
In a flash of light, Big Bobby is gone
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APM
03/07/18 7:09:28 PM
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Turbam posted...
APM posted...
What type of baby is it?

Upon closer inspection you see that it is Jameel's baby.

Insta kill without hesitation. Don't know who Jameel is but looked up the name.
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GuyCarlPeterson
03/07/18 7:09:30 PM
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I point at Big Bobby.
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Ben_Ruggiero
03/07/18 7:10:37 PM
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Turbam posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Big Bobby

Big Bobby nods at you in approval and says that you passed.
In a flash of light, Big Bobby is gone

Woooooo I win
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
03/07/18 7:12:26 PM
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How is this even a question

Literally if you choose the dog you are whats wrong with the human race
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FluttershyPony
03/07/18 7:12:49 PM
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I was told to be careful around strangers, so ill have to save doggo
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KingCrabCake
03/07/18 7:15:51 PM
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Myself. I pick myself. Im not picking between my family and a baby.
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03/07/18 8:38:07 PM
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