Current Events > Walking diagonally is throw down and fight worthy.

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Kitt
03/07/18 1:28:58 PM
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Motherfucker, walk straight forward! Stop easing to the side when you're not going anywhere in that direction. Even worse when I'm trying to get around your slow walking ass.
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ThePrinceFish
03/07/18 1:29:44 PM
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When you start beating a curvewalker's ass and find out they were born with one leg shorter than the other :(
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/07/18 1:30:39 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
When you start beating a curvewalker's ass and find out they were born with one leg shorter than the other :(


Beat that curvy until their legs the same.
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Kitt
03/07/18 1:31:46 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Especially when people walk across the street diagonally. It's like they don't realize it takes them longer to do that, and thus they are holding up cars.

We ran into some asshole like this a week ago taking his time going diagonally through the street rather than straight across holding our (and other people's) cars up.
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nevershine
03/07/18 1:35:37 PM
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Damn curvys
*grabs bat*
Let's go get em straighties
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/07/18 1:47:04 PM
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nevershine posted...
Damn curvys
*grabs bat*
Let's go get em straighties


Fuck yeah!
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Kitt
03/08/18 9:53:13 AM
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People who walk slowly in a side by side horizontal line can get the knuckles too.
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