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EastKingStar
03/07/18 3:55:51 AM
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She had all sorts of gaming tattoos so we started talkin and she's heavy into anime and shit and she does cosplay and like... We did the lapdances and shit but I could see myself just dating this girl. I actually have her contact info so I do plan on hitting her up but at the end of the day, she's still a stripper so that would be weird.
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metralo
03/07/18 3:56:31 AM
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EastKingStar posted...
she's still a stripper so that would be weird.


you're right, it would be

she meets dozens of people like you daily, its her job

don't talk to her
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 3:57:56 AM
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She's like... Oh you like dat ass? I say yeah... Then she's like I hope you at least like my personality some.... I'm like absolutely I do, the fuck?
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Vita_Aeterna
03/07/18 4:03:20 AM
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Describe her appearance. I'm kind of having a hard time picturing a stripper into anime and video games.
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metalXgear
03/07/18 4:04:53 AM
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Stay away, she will always be involved with other men and never just only you.
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 4:05:05 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
Describe her appearance. I'm kind of having a hard time picturing a stripper into anime and video games.


I don't know, pretty face with piercings, big perfect boobies, kind of girl you'd see on Suicide Girls. She's kinda Instagram famous.
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Offworlder1
03/07/18 4:05:10 AM
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Ok whos alt is this ?
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pres_madagascar
03/07/18 4:05:13 AM
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juicebox4
03/07/18 4:24:17 AM
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EastKingStar posted...
She's kinda Instagram famous.

so post it?
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kkTheKiller42
03/07/18 4:30:46 AM
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Scotty_Rogers
03/07/18 4:31:54 AM
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This is the kind of topic I'd make lol
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chrono625
03/07/18 5:25:24 AM
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EastKingStar posted...
She had all sorts of gaming tattoos so we started talkin and she's heavy into anime and shit and she does cosplay and like... We did the lapdances and shit but I could see myself just dating this girl. I actually have her contact info so I do plan on hitting her up but at the end of the day, she's still a stripper so that would be weird.


Imagine feeling a connection to a woman whose profession is to seduce men and make you give them money.
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The_Freecs
03/07/18 5:27:29 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
This is the kind of topic I'd make lol


not enough gohan
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 8:43:28 AM
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juicebox4 posted...
EastKingStar posted...
She's kinda Instagram famous.

so post it?


Lol no

I'm not giving her away. She might actually post on here, she's big into gaming. Although she's only 20 so she's younger than our typical demographic.
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Guy_Fieri
03/07/18 8:44:18 AM
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The_Freecs posted...
Scotty_Rogers posted...
This is the kind of topic I'd make lol


not enough gohan

Gohan The Stripper
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Flockaveli
03/07/18 8:46:26 AM
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Strippers are a godsend.
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Pepys Monster
03/07/18 8:47:46 AM
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My bae is like my own personal stripper who gives me lap dances for free.
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voldothegr8
03/07/18 8:50:12 AM
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Hahaha do you think you're the first dude who has talked to her about her gaming tattoos and cosplay? She's definitely good at her craft, got you hook line and sinker.
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Mister_Spyker
03/07/18 8:51:12 AM
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EastKingStar posted...
She might actually post on here

lmao
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EnrichUrCulture
03/07/18 8:52:24 AM
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Wanna date a walking STD huh?
TC is future STD contractor in the making.
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Hulkasaurusrex
03/07/18 8:54:50 AM
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Yea a stripper post on here right yall delusionanal.
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Anony1125
03/07/18 8:55:37 AM
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Unlike all the other ladies, she looked so young and sweet.
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 8:59:50 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Hahaha do you think you're the first dude who has talked to her about her gaming tattoos and cosplay? She's definitely good at her craft, got you hook line and sinker.


No I don't, but she really was nerding out and just wanted to sit and talk about stuff. What I can say is she's a legitimately nice and cool girl. I can completely tell when strippers are just going through the motions.
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voldothegr8
03/07/18 9:01:50 AM
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EastKingStar posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Hahaha do you think you're the first dude who has talked to her about her gaming tattoos and cosplay? She's definitely good at her craft, got you hook line and sinker.


No I don't, but she really was nerding out and just wanted to sit and talk about stuff. What I can say is she's a legitimately nice and cool girl. I can completely tell when strippers are just going through the motions.

ROFL!!!!!
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C7D
03/07/18 9:01:52 AM
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EastKingStar posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Hahaha do you think you're the first dude who has talked to her about her gaming tattoos and cosplay? She's definitely good at her craft, got you hook line and sinker.


No I don't, but she really was nerding out and just wanted to sit and talk about stuff. What I can say is she's a legitimately nice and cool girl. I can completely tell when strippers are just going through the motions.


You sound like you have far too much experience in this arena.
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Pepys Monster
03/07/18 9:02:34 AM
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EastKingStar posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Hahaha do you think you're the first dude who has talked to her about her gaming tattoos and cosplay? She's definitely good at her craft, got you hook line and sinker.


No I don't, but she really was nerding out and just wanted to sit and talk about stuff. What I can say is she's a legitimately nice and cool girl. I can completely tell when strippers are just going through the motions.

I'm pretty sure if you look nerdy/smart, strippers will talk about their nerdier interests like anime and video games. Which is cool and all. But she just wants you to come back and give her more money.
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Alexanaxela
03/07/18 9:03:27 AM
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i'm n luv wit a stripper!
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 9:03:40 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
EastKingStar posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Hahaha do you think you're the first dude who has talked to her about her gaming tattoos and cosplay? She's definitely good at her craft, got you hook line and sinker.


No I don't, but she really was nerding out and just wanted to sit and talk about stuff. What I can say is she's a legitimately nice and cool girl. I can completely tell when strippers are just going through the motions.

I'm pretty sure if you look nerdy/smart, strippers will talk about their nerdier interests like anime and video games. Which is cool and all. But she just wants you to come back and give her more money.


I don't look nerdy at all. I just pointed out her Zelda tattoo and it went from there.
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masticatingman
03/07/18 9:04:31 AM
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Strippers are supposed to talk to you.

But at the same time, if youre in your 20s or 30s and have common ground to talk on shell see you as a nice turn from 40 and 50 something boring af dudes. Not sure if you wanna hit it but shes not some mythical creature
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Offworlder1
03/07/18 1:24:30 PM
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This guy is going to be taken for a long ride by this stripper, he fell for her sales pitch.
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 1:41:35 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
This guy is going to be taken for a long ride by this stripper, he fell for her sales pitch.


I mean... Looking at her Instagram more and seeing all the followers she has... She even has one of those Patreon things where you pay for access to her private Snapchat that I would assume is with nudes, so she's basically trying to become a porn star. So idk how much I'd pursue it.

Would be fun to have some sex though...
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voldothegr8
03/07/18 2:01:08 PM
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EastKingStar posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
This guy is going to be taken for a long ride by this stripper, he fell for her sales pitch.


I mean... Looking at her Instagram more and seeing all the followers she has... She even has one of those Patreon things where you pay for access to her private Snapchat that I would assume is with nudes, so she's basically trying to become a porn star. So idk how much I'd pursue it.

Would be fun to have some sex though...

Find out how much she charges. One thing is for sure though, you're not hitting that for free.
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 3:59:39 PM
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I'm at the point I just want to collapse... I'm too old to be out all night and head to work in the morning.
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bobbysjoby
03/07/18 4:07:46 PM
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Just wait till she invites you to VIP cuz you re so special, then wait till you get hit with the bill for that 20 minute make out session
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EastKingStar
03/07/18 4:08:22 PM
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bobbysjoby posted...
Just wait till she invites you to VIP cuz you re so special, then wait till you get hit with the bill for that 20 minute make out session


Damn, making out with her would be crazy...
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EastKingStar
03/08/18 2:18:41 PM
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I've tried messaging her, waiting to see if she responds... our age difference might be a problem tbh
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