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Pics_nao_plz
03/06/18 11:53:39 AM
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Cool. I'll collect unemployment. Fuck working for these fuckers
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l Dudeboy l
03/06/18 11:54:04 AM
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Go out with a bang.

Not literally.
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Vulgorn
03/06/18 11:54:29 AM
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Should've gone super saiyan on em.
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Romulox28
03/06/18 12:04:23 PM
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can you collect unemployment if youre fired?
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JustMonika
03/06/18 12:05:09 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
can you collect unemployment if youre fired?

I think that's the only way
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SomeonesAlt
03/06/18 12:05:42 PM
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What job?
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SavenForever
03/06/18 12:06:20 PM
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C_Pain
03/06/18 12:06:36 PM
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why do you think that
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MuffinzwOrned
03/06/18 12:07:23 PM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
What job?

C_Pain posted...
why do you think that

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NeonOctopus
03/06/18 12:10:05 PM
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EndOfDiscOne
03/06/18 12:10:10 PM
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JustMonika posted...
Romulox28 posted...
can you collect unemployment if youre fired?

I think that's the only way


I thought you got it for layoffs, but not for fucking up
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NeonOctopus
03/06/18 12:11:00 PM
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I think unemployment is only for firing. Layoffs usually have a severence pay for a little bit to get you by before you get another job
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Vulgorn
03/06/18 12:11:19 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I think unemployment is only for firing. Layoffs usually have a severence pay for a little bit to get you by before you get another job

This, I think.
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SSJGrimReaper
03/06/18 12:15:07 PM
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TC got caught on tape stealing boxes
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Kitt
03/06/18 12:17:20 PM
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Sometimes, I kind of want to get fired. The job is cool but the people are completely unbearable and our management team is incredibly incompetent.
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Darksaber310
03/06/18 12:19:29 PM
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You get it immediately for being laid off, firing you still get it, but the circumstances are investigated. Anything from delays/penalties to outright denial, depending on the circumstances.
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EndOfDiscOne
03/06/18 12:20:51 PM
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According to the Department of Labor, you need to meet two criteria to qualify for unemployment: You are unemployed through no fault of your own: That means you are out of a job due to reasons beyond your control, like a layoff. So, if you quit your job or are fired for gross misconduct, you're not eligible


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