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MuffinzwOrned
03/05/18 2:02:47 PM
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Mxqo09q

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^ Recap of Friday

So today, Guy 5 is back in town, but Guy 1 (my boss) is out (thanks for telling us). So is Guy 2.

Look at that, there are exactly four people here, but Guy 5 is all "work work work" except when my boss wants to play. Soooooo no foosball today guize!!

smh
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MuffinzwOrned
03/05/18 3:11:22 PM
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MuffinzwOrned posted...
smh

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Buzz Killjoy
03/05/18 4:38:28 PM
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What's up with your message board settings man, damn

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MuffinzwOrned
03/05/18 4:51:14 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
What's up with your message board settings man, damn

what
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Mufflnz0rz
03/06/18 10:42:09 AM
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This is so dumb

Guy 6 is here today, the guy who only shows up like once a week, but now, fucking Guy 4 isn't here

My boss still isn't in yet and it's snowing outside, leading me to believe he's just fucking around again like yesterday and using his kids as an excuse (even though his wife literally is a stay-at-home mom for that reason)

smh
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Eevee-Trainer
03/06/18 11:12:44 AM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
What's up with your message board settings man, damn

He copied it from "that site"
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UnholyMudcrab
03/06/18 11:14:35 AM
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Damn, I wish the biggest concern in my life was that I was too good at foosball
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Mufflnz0rz
03/06/18 11:17:32 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Damn, I wish the biggest concern in my life was that I was too good at foosball

It's a blessing and a curse
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MuffinzwOrned
03/06/18 12:09:18 PM
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Mufflnz0rz posted...
This is so dumb

Guy 6 is here today, the guy who only shows up like once a week, but now, fucking Guy 4 isn't here

My boss still isn't in yet and it's snowing outside, leading me to believe he's just fucking around again like yesterday and using his kids as an excuse (even though his wife literally is a stay-at-home mom for that reason)

smh

Okay so my boss (Guy 1) just showed up (I wish I could show up at 10:30 whenever I wanted). Should be ideal, right? Guy 1, Guy 3, Guy 6, and me.

It's just a little after 11, so foosball should be starting soon. But I'm willing to bet that Guy 5, the workaholic who just got back from a week's vacation and has been "catching up on stuff" so he couldn't play yesterday, will be up in a heartbeat when Guy 1 comes over to get a game going, thus leaving me on the sidelines again.

We'll see.
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MuffinzwOrned
03/06/18 4:00:18 PM
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lmfao oh great, guy 6 took a half day (nobody played over lunch)

that means, BREAKING: THERE ARE ONLY FOUR PLAYERS HERE. Which means I'm a shoe-in if a game gets going.

BUT, Guy 5, the workaholic just back from vacation who allegedly has shit to catch up on, is one of the four. So we probably won't be playing today.

Sigh
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Mufflnz0rz
03/07/18 1:14:53 PM
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No lunch foosball because my boss is obsessed with the state's high school hockey tournament so he orchestrated* a pizza lunch for everyone and it just got here, so they're all eating and watching a bunch of high schoolers play hockey

*organized it, heaven forbid he ever actually get pizza for his team and expense it, as opposed to getting everyone to "throw down" a few bucks
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DrizztLink
03/07/18 1:16:12 PM
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Fucking hell, no wonder nobody wants to hang out with you.
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Mufflnz0rz
03/07/18 1:21:19 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Fucking hell, no wonder nobody wants to hang out with you.

why
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Zikten
03/07/18 1:41:40 PM
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I'm with TC. I don't get why " no wonder people don't want to hang out"

he's just upset because of how they treat him. if they didn't treat him this way he wouldn't be upset. it's their fault not his
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MuffinzwOrned
03/07/18 1:43:31 PM
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Zikten posted...
he's just upset because of how they treat him. if they didn't treat him this way he wouldn't be upset. it's their fault not his

To add to that, people in these topics are all "well look at the way you talk and bitch all the time, no wonder they don't want to play!" as if I'm exactly the same IRL that I am on here

prior installments in the series, I have explicitly stated that I've checked myself on how i behave, play, talk, etc. and there is literally nothing i do differently than anyone else. i'm not supremely "best in the office," but i'm far from the worst. i'm right in the middle.
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MuffinzwOrned
03/07/18 4:56:56 PM
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Five minutes to 4pm, a.k.a foosball time

Guy 1 is here, Guy 2 is back from vacation, Guy 3 is here as usual, and Guy 4 is back from his off-day yesterday. Guy 5 is here, but again he's the workaholic who just got back from vacation and has shit to catch up on (his words), so he's not going to want to partner up with me to take on the winners.

Guess who's aboutta get fucked? This guy
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MuffinzwOrned
03/07/18 5:15:41 PM
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Lol this is such bullshit

I hear Guy 3 come over to ask Guy 4 if he's interested in a game. He says yes, and asks, "who's all down?" Guy 3 says "I know Guy 2 is, not sure about Guy 1, but I'll go see."

Maybe 45 seconds later, I hear Guy 3 spinning his fidget spinner (not kidding) back at his desk. Implying that maybe Guy 1's door (our boss) was closed or he was busy or something.

So, rather than come up to me and get a game going literally right now, they're all just sitting at their desks again.

Even so, I'd grant the possibility that maybe Guy 1 said to give him a few minutes. But the way they all are to me and others is that whoever's there and ready to go gets the table. But because Guy 3 is such a kiss-ass, he's sacrificing his own happiness (a game of foosball) to ensure his boss gets a spot.

I think the most infuriating thing is that I literally know how the day is going to play out based on who's here and who isn't. I mean jesus

EDIT: Aaaaand yup. Out lurks Guy 1 to rally the kiss-asses. It's 4:20, so I could potentially bail without too much risk of getting summoned, but the risk/reward is just not worth it at this point.
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MuffinzwOrned
03/08/18 12:10:22 PM
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Lmfao look at that, Guy 5 decided to forsake his work for the first time all week to play.

I would've been next in line because Guy 4 was eating, but nope, Guy 5 suddenly just happens to have time to play, even though he's normally rare to play, let alone coming off a week's vacation.

I know not playing foosball sounds like a trivial thing to whine about on the surface, but think about it; the guys who basically control the table (guys 1-3) - they play twice a day; from 11-1, and after 4. Roughly an hour for each session. That means, for two hours a day, they're not working. Meanwhile I'm expected to sit here and work and answer the general sales line (makes everyone's phone ring) because guess what, none of them are here to answer it.
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MuffinzwOrned
03/08/18 4:52:50 PM
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Lol no surprise, Guys 1 3 and 4 meander on over to the table, all while they know Guy 2 is on the phone. God forbid they ask me to get a game going right away instead of reserving Guy 2's spot, which is something that they would never do for me.

Bright side is, Guy 6 is here, so I'm gonna see if he wants to take on winners, but he's been talking to a sales rep for a good 15 minutes now, so I'm pretty sure he's doing shit.
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MuffinzwOrned
03/08/18 5:27:30 PM
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

You literally can't make this shit up

Guy 6 is standing at the desk opposite mine, talking to one of the older sales reps. As I said above, he'd been up there for about 15 minutes. So at this point, it's been half an hour.

COINCIDENTALLY ENOUGH, Guy 3 begins walking over RIGHT as Guy 6 is walking in the opposite way, having just finished up doing work for half an hour. Guy 3: "Oh, hey Guy 6! Wanna get in on this game? Guy 4 is leaving." Of course he's game. After all, he just did half an hour of work on his once-a-week appearance in the office.

If Guy 6 works just 15 seconds longer, then Guy 3 makes it to my desk without bumping into the other rep (because he wouldn't interrupt Guy 6 with the older sales rep if they were clearly working).

If Guy 6 works 15 seconds earlier, then he makes it back to his desk, so Guy 3 makes it to my desk first, thus making me the next available option.

Seriously what are the fucking odds. I don't believe in god or anything, but there's no way there isn't some sort of divine intervention keeping me off the table.

This is some bullshit.
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Zikten
03/08/18 5:42:08 PM
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I don't know what their problem is. they sound like bad people
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MuffinzwOrned
03/09/18 10:15:41 AM
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Zikten posted...
I don't know what their problem is. they sound like bad people

they are

idk wtf a guy's gotta do to get in on a game

like there is a lot of bad luck factor too, such as the scenario that just transpired in post 20, but a majority of the other time it's like "okay we only get Muffinz0rz if literally every other person is unavailable and he's the only one left to fill the 4th spot"
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Muffinz0rz
03/09/18 1:19:08 PM
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lmfao guys 1, 2, 5, and 6 on the table rn. Guy 4 (the guy who doesn't actively block me from playing, unlike guys 1-3 and arguably guy 5) is not on the table. So I was about to see if he wanted to take on winners, but nope he's got his coat on and is taking a half day because he's going on a road trip.

Just my luck.

Guy 3 has been gone for a while, so I'm gonna see if he wants to take on winners when he gets back, but knowing my luck, he's not gonna make it back until ~1pm or so, a.k.a the time everyone stops playing
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Muffinz0rz
03/09/18 4:46:13 PM
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This is so pathetic. My boss is obsessed with the state high school hockey tournament. He's been sitting on the break room couch all day just watching young boys play hockey. He's over there with Guys 2, 3, and 6. Meaning once ~4pm rolls around, all four of them are gonna get a game going.

I dunno what's sadder, the fact that the end of our fiscal year is at the end of this month and my boss doesn't give a shit about how hilariously under our team quota we are, or the fact that he could go home and spend some quality time with his family instead of voluntarily staying at the office, despite not working at all.

Or the fact that Guy 6 could also beat rush hour right now if he wanted, considering Guy 1 isn't even his direct boss and he can work from home whenever he wants, but he's just sitting there on the couch.
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drunkmuggle
03/09/18 4:48:20 PM
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why are you so obsessed with foosball
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Axiom
03/09/18 4:51:19 PM
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Zikten posted...
I'm with TC. I don't get why " no wonder people don't want to hang out"

*Looks at who posted this*

Of course you don't get it

And how many posts are you going to make about this TC. You are far too obsessed with foosball. It was obvious the first time I read your topic that they don't like you. Accept it and move on

Lol drunkmuggle knows whats up
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MuffinzwOrned
03/09/18 4:53:38 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
why are you so obsessed with foosball

It's not about foosball anymore. It's a principle. I'm working an extra two hours a day at the exact same job that my peers are.

Axiom posted...
Accept it and move on

Lol but the problem is, I'm not a beta cuck who rolls over and blindly accepts everything the way it is. I'm not going to get scammed out of an additional two hours based on the fact that my boss thinks it's funny to bully me.
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Muffinz0rz
03/09/18 6:18:23 PM
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i left at like 4 lolol gotta make your own benefits
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Lonestar2000
03/09/18 6:21:14 PM
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Who gives a shit, stop melting down over this dumb crap.
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Muffinz0rz
03/09/18 6:21:53 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Who gives a shit, stop melting down over this dumb crap.

Working two extra hours for the same pay as my equal co-workers is not dumb crap
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MuffinzwOrned
03/09/18 10:04:24 PM
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who posted
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Muffinz0rz
03/10/18 1:06:10 PM
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who posted
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Muffinz0rz
03/11/18 7:17:11 PM
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tomorrow's monday, get ready for more elite foosball conversation
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MuffinzwOrned
03/12/18 2:46:29 PM
#34:


Muffinz0rz posted...
tomorrow's monday, get ready for more elite foosball conversation

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76407963
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