Current Events > Bayonetta is... unsettling

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Something about her proportions, the way she moves. It's like an alien trying to recreate the human idea of "sexy"

Plus, the way her hair just kind of melds into her clothing, which is also hair somehow.
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She's not unsettling, just ugly.
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i dont agree
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Accolon posted...

like an alien

she has weird noodle limbs
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Having normies walk into the room while you play that game is a mistake.

At best they walk in on a scene that makes it look like you're into Jpop anime, at worst it looks like SFX hentai.

I had this experience and literally had to say "it's not what it looks like", while realising that actually...it is what it looks like.
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Accolon posted...

It's like an alien trying to recreate the human idea of "sexy"

Damn, that's the best description of her I think.
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Accolon posted...

It's like an alien trying to recreate the Japanese idea of "sexy"

Fixed
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3khc posted...

Accolon posted...

It's like an alien trying to recreate the Japanese idea of the American idea of "sexy"

Fixeded

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pinky0926 posted...

Having normies walk into the room while you play that game is a mistake.

At best they walk in on a scene that makes it look like you're into Jpop anime, at worst it looks like SFX hentai.

I had this experience and literally had to say "it's not what it looks like", while realising that actually...it is what it looks like.

I'd say there are only a few truly embarrassing scenes in both games to walk in on.

Bayonetta 2 doesn't really have any after the first stage.

It never looks like a hentai though. Bayonetta is never vulnerable, scared or crying lol.
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She isnt that interesting.

how dare you

Darmik posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Having normies walk into the room while you play that game is a mistake.

At best they walk in on a scene that makes it look like you're into Jpop anime, at worst it looks like SFX hentai.

I had this experience and literally had to say "it's not what it looks like", while realising that actually...it is what it looks like.

I'd say there are only a few truly embarrassing scenes in both games to walk in on.

Bayonetta 2 doesn't really have any after the first stage.

It never looks like a hentai though. Bayonetta is never vulnerable, scared or crying lol.

I don't know, whatever it was I was very embarrassed to be an adult male when they looked at the screen.
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The way she walks is so mesmerizing.

pinky0926 posted...

I don't know, whatever it was I was very embarrassed to be an adult male when they looked at the screen.

What good is having a Switch if you don't use it to go portable in order to hide your shame?

You want to touch me
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Bayo vs Dante fight was pretty epic.
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__aCEr__ posted...

pinky0926 posted...

I don't know, whatever it was I was very embarrassed to be an adult male when they looked at the screen.

What good is having a Switch if you don't use it to go portable in order to hide your shame?

Good future plan, this was back in the 360 days though.
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Accolon posted...

It's like an alien trying to recreate the human idea of "sexy"

This goes well with the tone of the game I think. Bayonetta being modeled like a real, attractive woman would be out of place imo.
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