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Metro2
03/03/18 5:50:08 PM
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I prayed to him to stop further school shootings, and yet another one happened the other day.

Why? Is this part of God's plan?
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ShinigamiSoul
03/03/18 6:21:47 PM
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You can't use a shotgun approach to prayer. Focus on the people who are in a position to execute a school shooting
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shokan_warrior
03/03/18 6:23:18 PM
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Thats not how prayer works

And he only helps those ultra orthodox true believers that i doubt youre one of
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wannabepranksta
03/03/18 6:23:47 PM
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Because your god doesn't exist.
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DeanAuryn
03/03/18 6:24:50 PM
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Maybe youre praying to the wrong God.
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uwnim
03/03/18 6:25:52 PM
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Because we are in a period where he agreed to be hands off and is letting Satan do whatever. Something about a bet between them over whether or not humans actually need God.
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Jiek_Fafn
03/03/18 6:26:03 PM
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He was busy answering my prayer. I wished that I would have one last clean pair if undies so that I could put off doing laundry.
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kinetika_
03/03/18 6:26:13 PM
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Man is "God", so you have to make those prayers happen for yourself.
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jeffjimbo
03/03/18 6:26:39 PM
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because you touch yourself
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Dyinglegacy
03/03/18 6:26:49 PM
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wannabepranksta posted...
Because your god doesn't exist.


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Raikuro
03/03/18 6:44:51 PM
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you need to rub him 3 times before you make the wishes silly
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