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electricbugs2 03/03/18 6:03:11 AM #1: |
Seriously beyond baffled by what just happened.
Hanging out with some friends at the bar when this girl approaches me and asks me for a lighter so she can do flaming shots for her birthday. After a few minutes she comes back and asks to dance and we end up grinding for the majority of the evening... At the end of the night she makes out with me and asks for my number. Give it to her, she texts me and then wanders back into the crowd. The text never arrived even though I saw her send it, and I wander outside to see if I can make sure she had my actual number, except she never comes out of the bar . Even when last call happens she's nowhere to be seen among the crowd leaving nor are her friends. That said I did see the dudes her friends were dancing with also leaving by themselves. In conclusion, either I just found the worlds only invisible bar birthday thot, or alcohol drunk goggles fucked me yet again. Not slamming... --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 03/03/18 6:11:58 AM #2: |
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DoctorVader 03/03/18 6:22:18 AM #3: |
You should ask your boy London where she went.
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bulletproofvita 03/03/18 6:24:46 AM #4: |
Wow..... Had too many dude
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teepan95 03/03/18 6:51:55 AM #5: |
Wow lmao
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uwnim 03/03/18 6:55:47 AM #6: |
XD
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Parappa09 03/03/18 7:14:41 AM #7: |
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 2:13:35 PM #8: |
Well...considering how trashed I was last night I'm surprised how coherent this topic ended up being.
Still no word from this phantom so I think that ship sailed before the battle even took place-_- My only solace is that the two guys her friends were dancing with also left by themselves, which makes me think that none of them existed. Note to self: Pink Grapefruit juice mixed with vodka causes you to see things... --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 03/03/18 2:15:45 PM #9: |
I remember my first beer.
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 2:16:48 PM #10: |
sktgamer_13dude posted...
I remember my first beer. Lmao hardly. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 03/03/18 2:18:29 PM #11: |
Supernatural paranormal GHOST SLAMMIN!
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ForestLogic 03/03/18 2:19:02 PM #12: |
sktgamer_13dude posted...
I remember my first beer. Lol as if. Bug here goes SLAMMIN every single week. You wish you were that cool. --- AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 2:27:08 PM #13: |
Found the shirt I wore last night, reeks like perfume.
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Kaiganeer 03/03/18 2:28:51 PM #14: |
electricbugs2 posted...
what the hell is going on look behind you ... Copied to Clipboard!
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REMercsChamp 03/03/18 2:29:27 PM #15: |
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Kaname_Madoka 03/03/18 2:30:35 PM #16: |
I bet Candlejack is behind th
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Deadpool_18 03/03/18 2:31:22 PM #17: |
Try Craigslist missed connections.
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Pepys Monster 03/03/18 2:33:47 PM #18: |
electricbugs2 posted...
Found the shirt I wore last night, reeks like perfume. She said she was going to the bathroom, then escaped from the bar. --- I <3 my bae. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 03/03/18 2:34:30 PM #19: |
different realities briefly aligning with ours
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 2:37:16 PM #20: |
Pepys Monster posted...
electricbugs2 posted...Found the shirt I wore last night, reeks like perfume. I'd agree if that was possible. boxington posted... different realities briefly aligning with ours This is the second time this has happened lol, had a girl vanish into thin air when I lived in Ontario as well. Maybe I'm a medium and I just don't know it... --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 03/03/18 2:38:00 PM #21: |
boxington posted...
different realities briefly aligning with ours This tbh, more common than you think, nothing to be worried about TC --- I don't know my gimmick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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L0Z 03/03/18 3:30:45 PM #22: |
if it makes you feel any better she had beer goggles on and didn't notice you when she left either
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Butterfiles 03/03/18 3:32:12 PM #23: |
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 3:34:15 PM #24: |
L0Z posted...
if it makes you feel any better she had beer goggles on and didn't notice you when she left either Still don't understand how they did it. The two dudes dancing with her friends looked just as stunned as me. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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knuxnole 03/03/18 3:38:06 PM #26: |
I normally dance with people that don't exist all the time. Dancing with other people is a challenge haha
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sktgamer_13dude 03/03/18 3:55:43 PM #27: |
ForestLogic posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...I remember my first beer. I live in a college town. If I wanted to SLAM every weekend Id be able to. I just grew up from partying all the time. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 03/03/18 4:02:36 PM #28: |
From now on, every time you go to the bar you'll meet a girl who will vaguely remind you of her and you'll hang out before she mysteriously disappears, but you'll get farther and farther each time. Slowly you'll get closer and closer to the day she remains in existence long enough for you to fuck her, and then it will happen. You'll go to have sex and she'll reveal the truth: She's a sabertooth tiger, and she's about to devour you.
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NES4EVER 03/03/18 4:06:28 PM #29: |
Yeah!!!!
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 4:08:19 PM #30: |
Panthera posted...
From now on, every time you go to the bar you'll meet a girl who will vaguely remind you of her and you'll hang out before she mysteriously disappears, but you'll get farther and farther each time. Slowly you'll get closer and closer to the day she remains in existence long enough for you to fuck her, and then it will happen. You'll go to have sex and she'll reveal the truth: She's a sabertooth tiger, and she's about to devour you. You either die a hero or you live long enough t-...wait what? NES4EVER posted... Yeah!!!! Noooo. Not slamming. Unless Harry Potter ran in and threw his invisibility cloak, this is some kooky shit. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 03/03/18 4:08:53 PM #31: |
Sounds like a succubus.
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 4:09:54 PM #32: |
Turbam posted...
Sounds like a succubus. What a way to go lmao. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 03/03/18 4:22:01 PM #33: |
So you have her number or she has yours?
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 4:28:07 PM #34: |
bulletproofvita posted...
So you have her number or she has yours? I gave her mine, and she sent a text that never showed up. Like, I was over her shoulder when she sent it. I could have gotten the number wrong to be fair (Drunk people) but that doesn't explain why her and her friends vanished into thin air, leaving me and the two other dude's dumbfounded. So I have no idea, there's being ghosted, and then there's running into a literal ghost. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 03/03/18 4:41:19 PM #35: |
Damn, the fuck were you on bugs? Lmao
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electricbugs2 03/03/18 4:44:32 PM #36: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Damn, the fuck were you on bugs? Lmao Nothing besides the big three lol. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 03/03/18 6:56:06 PM #37: |
Pretty sure you gave her the wrong numbers.... Or she got it wrong....
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JlM 03/04/18 9:50:14 AM #39: |
This happened to me just last week.
Seriously beyond baffled by what just happened. Hanging out with some friends at the playground when this girl approaches me and asks me for a sandwich so she can do pretend shots for her bar mitzvah. After a few days she comes back and asks to wrestle and we end up grappling for the majority of the week... At the end of the month she makes out with Jeff Mangum and asks for my left shoe. Give it to her, she pinches me and then backflips back into the woods. The mothership never arrived even though I saw her signal it, and I cartwheel outside to see if I can make sure she had my psoriasis cream, except she never comes out of the trees . Even when the hokey pokey happens she's nowhere to be seen among the pasta chefs leaving nor are her great grandparents. That said I did see the baby raccoons her friends were working with also eating by themselves. In conclusion, either I just boiled the NBA's only skinless playground bar mitzvah troll, or oversized swimming goggles shaved me yet again. Not crunchy... --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima Dragon 03/04/18 9:53:17 AM #40: |
It would be pretty damn hilarious if you were just there dancing by yourself the entire time. Making out with the air, etc.. lol.
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Cheater87 03/04/18 9:55:07 AM #41: |
JlM posted...
This happened to me just last week. Wait, girls have bat mitzvahs! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 03/04/18 3:21:22 PM #42: |
JlM posted...
This happened to me just last week. This happened --- XboxLive: bulletproofvita ... Copied to Clipboard!
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