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Blue_Inigo
03/03/18 12:57:34 AM
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ergvzlA

What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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cuttin_in_farm
03/03/18 12:58:40 AM
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Pretend I didn't see it.
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Distant_Rainbow
03/03/18 12:58:47 AM
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...That thing's a man?
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Vita_Aeterna
03/03/18 12:59:53 AM
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Crumple up that piece of paper and throw it in the garbage bin.
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Blue_Inigo
03/03/18 12:59:55 AM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
...That thing's a man?

You dont want him to pull out his dinker donger
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Onepunch-Man
03/03/18 1:00:41 AM
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Sonic Cannon
03/03/18 1:00:55 AM
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Is that Obelisk the Tormentor?
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Offworlder1
03/03/18 1:02:04 AM
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Kick him in his non existant balls and then put two between the eyes.
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Onepunch-Man
03/03/18 1:02:08 AM
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Sonic Cannon posted...
Is that Obelisk the Tormentor?

No that's what he calls his penis.

His name is Terry
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Fin_Dawg_004
03/03/18 1:02:11 AM
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make fun of his small head
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KStateKing17
03/03/18 1:02:30 AM
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Summon a trap card.
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Kitt
03/03/18 1:03:24 AM
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Call my boy Slifer to beat his ass.
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thronedfire2
03/03/18 1:03:36 AM
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Is that arthas if he only did arm day at the gym?
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Flockaveli
03/03/18 1:04:35 AM
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Enemy controller.
Sacrifice my girlfriend and attack the enemys life points directly.
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Lathissamus
03/03/18 1:06:06 AM
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Kineth
03/03/18 1:06:21 AM
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I guess I'd say goodbye to my girlfriend because he'd have shattered her pelvis.
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omega cookie
03/03/18 1:08:18 AM
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Call him a pussy and throw hands.

Then die, I guess.
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Zack_Attackv1
03/03/18 1:09:12 AM
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Pepys Monster
03/03/18 1:10:33 AM
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I'd power up to my maximum and fight him to the best of my ability.
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DarkDragon400
03/03/18 1:31:16 AM
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BB mofo
03/03/18 1:33:23 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
ergvzlA


Is there anything left of my girlfriend to still defend?
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Lord_Shadow
03/03/18 1:38:03 AM
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Attend her funeral
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StickFigures720
03/03/18 1:38:32 AM
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Poke his arms with a toothpick.
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ForestLogic
03/03/18 2:34:05 AM
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I'd challenge him, believe in the cards, and hope for the best.
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CanuckCowboy
03/03/18 2:34:51 AM
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A couple of giant sketchy crack dealers (one was easily 6'5" and 300+lbs) were openly staring and cat calling my girlfriend and her li'l sister in a sketchy ass part of Seattle back when I was 19 and I'd so exactly what I did then.

nothing
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jumi
03/03/18 2:59:46 AM
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Summon Exodia and watch him get REKT.
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supercurrymax
03/03/18 3:01:56 AM
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What part is his eyes
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m_mungmung
03/03/18 3:45:09 AM
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Send his season two ass to the shadow realm?
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Galcian
03/03/18 3:46:57 AM
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Use Magic Cylinder

DUYHTS3
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Lathissamus
03/03/18 3:48:00 AM
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Galcian posted...
Use Magic Cylinder

DUYHTS3

RIP imgur
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Blue_Inigo
03/03/18 1:48:42 PM
#32:


supercurrymax posted...
What part is his eyes

The tiny red dots
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RoboLaserGandhi
03/03/18 1:50:36 PM
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Mirror Force so he slaps his own ass and dies.
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SSBBSB
03/03/18 1:51:24 PM
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Sonic Cannon posted...
Is that Obelisk the Tormentor?

Yes.

On topic, I'd thrust my fist through his lung.
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pieisthebest
03/03/18 1:53:49 PM
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DeanAuryn
03/03/18 1:54:05 PM
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TC, are you just assigning a gender or have you asked the creature in your pic how it identifies itself as?
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gatorsPENSbucs
03/03/18 1:55:08 PM
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Turn my Xbox off and ask my wife how she got in a video game.

Since Im assuming that thing is from a video game or something.
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Spidey5
03/03/18 1:59:44 PM
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