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IdiotMachine
03/01/18 7:39:17 PM
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Wendy's double stack burgers are $1 each as a limited time promotion. I bought 10 for lulz. I ate 8, and I'm like dying now.
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DavidWong
03/01/18 7:39:51 PM
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rip tc
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_TheBlueMonk
03/01/18 7:41:14 PM
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i remember once me and my friends bought 50 tacos from jack in the box. i think i ate like 20. this was back in college...
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E32005
03/01/18 7:41:35 PM
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rabbi_baby
03/01/18 7:42:42 PM
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Yeah OP, you better take some stool softeners. That shit is gonna get impacted and you're gonna blow out your butthole trying to push it out.
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Swampthing1138
03/01/18 7:44:17 PM
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Back in hs when we were high my friend kept ordering tacos and eventually ate 10. The workers were so amused the have him the 11th for free. Makes me sick thinking about it.
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Swampthing1138
03/01/18 7:44:30 PM
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Also. Rip man.
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AirJordan2345
03/01/18 7:45:40 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Wendy's double stack burgers are $1 each as a limited time promotion. I bought 10 for lulz. I ate 8, and I'm like dying now.

really? is this all across the u.s.? that's a good deal. but what you did was very unhealthy. Tc did you wash it all down with a 2 liter of soda?
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IdiotMachine
03/01/18 7:47:11 PM
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AirJordan2345 posted...
really? is this all across the u.s.? that's a good deal. but what you did was very unhealthy. Tc did you wash it all down with a 2 liter of soda?

https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/967082857209520128

Participating locations only. Call your local Wendy's and find out, like I did. I have two Wendy's within 10 minutes from my house: one participates, but limits 2 per customer; the other has no limits.

And I drank water.
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_MorningStar
03/01/18 7:49:24 PM
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AirJordan2345
03/01/18 7:54:52 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
AirJordan2345 posted...
really? is this all across the u.s.? that's a good deal. but what you did was very unhealthy. Tc did you wash it all down with a 2 liter of soda?

https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/967082857209520128

Participating locations only. Call your local Wendy's and find out, like I did. I have two Wendy's within 10 minutes from my house: one participates, but limits 2 per customer; the other has no limits.

And I drank water.

i called the local wendy's and they are not participating and just to go completely unhealthy you should have drank a 2 liter of mountain dew with it
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IdiotMachine
03/01/18 7:57:24 PM
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My stomach is starting to growl... I feel like I have to poop soon.
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IdiotMachine
03/02/18 1:32:35 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
My stomach is starting to growl... I feel like I have to poop soon.

My stomach is still growling, I cannot poop but really want to, and I cannot sleep. This was a terrible fucking idea.
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Mango Sauce
03/02/18 1:35:23 AM
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how do you go to a wendys alone and order 10 fucking hamburgers with no shame?
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superstud69x
03/02/18 1:35:28 AM
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eat a whole bunch of fiber one cereal. that'll sort ya out. (or at least give you mad gas, 1 of the 2).
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IdiotMachine
03/02/18 1:44:06 AM
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Mango Sauce posted...
how do you go to a wendys alone and order 10 fucking hamburgers with no shame?

How would they know all 10 was for myself?
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a42ozslushie
03/02/18 1:45:45 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Wendy's double stack burgers are $1 each as a limited time promotion. I bought 10 for lulz. I ate 8, and I'm like dying now.

IdiotMachine posted...
My stomach is starting to growl... I feel like I have to poop soon.

IdiotMachine posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
My stomach is starting to growl... I feel like I have to poop soon.

My stomach is still growling, I cannot poop but really want to, and I cannot sleep. This was a terrible fucking idea.

im crying lmao
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Chicken
03/02/18 1:46:21 AM
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Not available in canada I imagine. Fuck those look good... I have a real problem.
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WilliamPorygon
03/02/18 1:46:59 AM
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Did you learn nothing from that Family Guy episode where Peter has a stroke after eating 30 McBurgertown burgers?
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ShinigamiSoul
03/02/18 1:47:15 AM
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Why can't you poop, TC?
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Trumpo
03/02/18 1:50:00 AM
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RIP cholesterol shot up 97 points
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Bandit_Keith
03/02/18 1:50:30 AM
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You are a real American hero.
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Mango Sauce
03/02/18 1:51:14 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Mango Sauce posted...
how do you go to a wendys alone and order 10 fucking hamburgers with no shame?

How would they know all 10 was for myself?

I have a *feeling* they could take one look at you and guess.
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Chicken
03/02/18 1:52:51 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Why can't you poop, TC?


https://imgur.com/a/TC8Id
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IdiotMachine
03/02/18 1:53:07 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Did you learn nothing from that Family Guy episode where Peter has a stroke after eating 30 McBurgertown burgers?

I don't watch Family Guy.

ShinigamiSoul posted...
Why can't you poop, TC?

I try pushing, but nothing comes out.

Mango Sauce posted...
I have a *feeling* they could take one look at you and guess.

You're just jealous you can't get $1 double stacks.
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MabusIncarnate
03/02/18 1:55:06 AM
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That's likely 3 days worth of calorie intake in one meal.
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DrizztLink
03/02/18 1:57:37 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's likely 3 days worth of calorie intake in one meal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA

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IdiotMachine
03/02/18 1:59:02 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's likely 3 days worth of calorie intake in one meal.

390 calories * 8 = 3,120 calories. That's like 1.5 at best.
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creativerealms
03/02/18 2:02:33 AM
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And you still live?
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Gafemage
03/02/18 2:05:00 AM
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I really want two Wendy's double stacks right now
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knuxnole
03/02/18 2:06:06 AM
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I'm jealous

I LOVE wendy's double stack burgers

I wish I can eat it daily TBH
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E32005
03/02/18 7:44:32 PM
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can we get a colon health check on tc?

did it asplode?
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IdiotMachine
03/03/18 11:41:09 AM
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E32005 posted...
can we get a colon health check on tc?

did it asplode?

haha nah I'm good. I pooped and felt much better.
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Trumpo
03/03/18 11:59:02 AM
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tc would do again/10
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IdiotMachine
03/04/18 3:02:16 PM
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Trumpo posted...
tc would do again/10

Hell yea. I'm going back tonight after the gym and ordering 5 burgers this time.
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Kaname_Madoka
03/04/18 3:04:12 PM
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Trumps America
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E32005
03/04/18 3:07:15 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
E32005 posted...
can we get a colon health check on tc?

did it asplode?

haha nah I'm good. I pooped and felt much better.


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Gafemage
03/05/18 9:59:03 PM
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pikachupwnage
03/05/18 10:19:27 PM
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Dude holy shit.

Dont think I have ever eaten more than 2 maybe 3 fast food burgers in one go.

8 is absolutely insane. Thats like more than your entire calorie count for almost any given daily caloric intake need.

Also probably several times your fat and sodium levels.
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pikachupwnage
03/05/18 10:19:58 PM
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Gafemage posted...
how big was the "result"


Godzilla himself couldnt make a bigger shit.
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voldothegr8
03/05/18 10:22:26 PM
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Nice I know where I'm going for lunch tomorrow.
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Vermander
03/05/18 10:25:29 PM
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And I thought 3 was disgusting.
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Heineken14
03/05/18 10:26:39 PM
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_TheBlueMonk posted...
i remember once me and my friends bought 50 tacos from jack in the box. i think i ate like 20. this was back in college...


Those were always the best parties, when someone would go on a taco run. Come back with like 100 tacos and just bags of ranch.
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