Current Events > Co-worker: Why are you celebrating your birthday today instead of tomorrow?

Topic List
Page List: 1
K181
02/28/18 5:10:10 PM
#1:


Me: Because I was born in February, fuck March.
Co-worker: But you were born on the 29th, today's a day early.
Me: Sure, but tomorrow's a month late. Fuck March.
Co-worker: It just doesn't make any sense to me.
Me: Yeah it does, what part of "fuck March," are you not getting?

Any Leaper that celebrates their birthday on March 1st isn't a real Leaper.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02
02/28/18 5:10:34 PM
#2:


happy birthday
---
Ave, true to Caesar.
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
02/28/18 5:12:12 PM
#3:


But it's not my birthday according to my co-worker that's fun at parties and also wasn't invited to my party anyway.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Alexanaxela
02/28/18 5:13:08 PM
#4:


i agree with you tc
---
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn
02/28/18 5:13:10 PM
#5:


Oh yeah I keep forgetting that February isn't a full month.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3
02/28/18 5:13:13 PM
#6:


If it was me, I'd just pick whichever day is more convenient for that year.
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
02/28/18 5:14:55 PM
#7:


DoctorPiranha3 posted...
If it was me, I'd just pick whichever day is more convenient for that year.


That does make sense, but fuck March.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3
02/28/18 5:15:18 PM
#8:


There's nothing wrong with March, ya crazy fool.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
02/28/18 5:15:53 PM
#9:


so are you technically not old enough to post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim team: https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn
02/28/18 5:16:17 PM
#10:


DoctorPiranha3 posted...
There's nothing wrong with March, ya crazy fool.

Confirmed March birthday
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
02/28/18 5:16:35 PM
#11:


DoctorPiranha3 posted...
There's nothing wrong with March, ya crazy fool.


I wasn't born in it, so it's one of those blowover months that don't really matter.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo
02/28/18 5:17:29 PM
#12:


TC isn't old enough to have an account here. You've got to ban him @Alucard188
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3
02/28/18 5:17:49 PM
#13:


Vulgorn posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
There's nothing wrong with March, ya crazy fool.

Confirmed March birthday

June.
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
02/28/18 5:18:31 PM
#14:


Muffinz0rz posted...
so are you technically not old enough to post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?


I've had 8 birthdays and I'm 34 years old (33 according to my co-worker).

And yes, 2000 was also a leap year.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS
02/28/18 5:18:31 PM
#15:


Why do you hate March?
---
Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
02/28/18 5:21:09 PM
#16:


TheVipaGTS posted...
Why do you hate March?


Because I'm a duke, not a margrave.

.... nobility joke.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7
02/28/18 5:22:01 PM
#17:


Why cant February get two more days from the months that have 31?

Every four years February can get its leap day and have 31.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo
02/28/18 5:23:59 PM
#18:


iPhone_7 posted...
Why cant February get two more days from the months that have 31?

Every four years February can get its leap day and have 31.


Why the fuck do we still have Daylight Savings Time? Shit's stupid
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
03/01/18 10:20:11 AM
#19:


K181 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
so are you technically not old enough to post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?


I've had 8 birthdays

b7
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim team: https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
03/01/18 11:47:27 AM
#20:


Muffinz0rz posted...
K181 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
so are you technically not old enough to post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?


I've had 8 birthdays

b7


Bring it, mods.

Don't bring it, mods.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5
03/01/18 11:50:47 AM
#21:


I've never understood why February has 28.25 days a year.

Shit's whack.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#22
Post #22 was unavailable or deleted.
SK8T3R215
03/01/18 11:54:58 AM
#23:


Imagine caring this much about your birthday as an adult Lmfao
---
New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro
03/01/18 11:57:16 AM
#24:


Either way makes sense tbh, but as you say, Feb 28th also has the advantage of being in the same month.

Or maybe you could have a quadruple party every four years! Four times as much cake, sing happy birthday four times, four presents per guest, etc.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion
03/01/18 11:58:41 AM
#25:


iPhone_7 posted...
Why cant February get two more days from the months that have 31?

Every four years February can get its leap day and have 31.

Then the same happens when someone is born on February 31.
---
There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of".
There is "would've", "should've" and "could've".
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
03/01/18 12:04:53 PM
#26:


JustMyOpinion posted...
Are you always that aggressive with your coworkers?


Not aggressive at all. Just because I said fuck doesn't mean it was done in an aggressive fashion.
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
03/01/18 12:10:18 PM
#27:


SK8T3R215 posted...
Imagine caring this much about your birthday as an adult Lmfao


Leapers are special, we barely have birthdays as it is and whenever we do celebrate them during the other three years out of four we get questions about why we celebrate a day early.

Also, random shitposting is caring about something now? Damn, I really care about spelling pojr then....
---
The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro
03/01/18 12:10:34 PM
#28:


Having 365 days in a year doesn't give us a lot to work with. It's divisible by 1, itself, 5 and 73.

I guess 5 months of 73 days would work bit that's kind of a long month.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MysticMismagius
03/01/18 12:55:39 PM
#29:


DevsBro posted...
Having 365 days in a year doesn't give us a lot to work with. It's divisible by 1, itself, 5 and 73.

I guess 5 months of 73 days would work bit that's kind of a long month.
And then the 366th day on leap year screws up the whole thing.
---
I'm not very good at this...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1