Current Events > Smart CEmen: How accurate is this picture about when you should drink water?

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I ask because it's posted by the same redneck family members who post Trump memes so I automatically question it.

that's only 5 glasses of water everybody knows you need 8 glasses of water a day
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Doesn't take a smart person to realise this is truly dumbass shit.
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god i hate when my internal organs aren't activated
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It'd be pretty amazing if the optimal way for us to consume water was different from the way humans naturally consumed water during the course of our evolution.
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Yeah, I don't think your body gives a shit if you drink a glass of water before taking a bath.
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CEvaluator posted...

god i hate when my internal organs aren't activated

It's because you're not detoxing them properly, make sure you drink a third quart of watermelon and pomegranate juice just before your ablutions in the morning, but after your initial pee. Probably best to just drink it while taking a shit simultaneously to get that timing spot on.
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I don't think timing matters much, just that you're drinking enough and not too much throughout the day.
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Lol!
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