Current Events > Ariana Grande - No ass, No tits, and her head is too big

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FomTumbled
02/27/18 11:18:10 PM
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Why would Big Sean ever wanna hit that exclusively? Of all the instagram hotties that are millions times hotter that he could easily get he dated that mutant headed freak.

Perhaps the rumors are true....
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Squall28
02/27/18 11:18:41 PM
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pretty face
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foreveraIone
02/27/18 11:18:56 PM
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she's rich.

also. don't forget she's a fucking midget.
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foreveraIone
02/27/18 11:19:05 PM
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Squall28 posted...
pretty face

not even
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Returning_CEmen
02/27/18 11:20:19 PM
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I thought Big Sean didn't fuck with women
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Fin_Dawg_004
02/27/18 11:20:41 PM
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maybe she has a good personality
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Flockaveli
02/27/18 11:21:39 PM
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Shes sexy
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FomTumbled
02/27/18 11:22:00 PM
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I think we all remember that donut incident or something to know she is insufferable.
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foreveraIone
02/27/18 11:23:11 PM
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see. if i were rich i'd date a woman like t his:

https://www.instagram.com/abrunamagalhaes/?hl=en

i mean if you were into the whole Mediterranean look.
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Pepys Monster
02/27/18 11:24:13 PM
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She's a beautiful vegan woman.
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Bad_Mojo
02/27/18 11:24:36 PM
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DezDroppedFreak
02/27/18 11:25:04 PM
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What rumors
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FomTumbled
02/27/18 11:26:01 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
see. if i were rich i'd date a woman like t his:

https://www.instagram.com/abrunamagalhaes/?hl=en

i mean if you were into the whole Mediterranean look.

literally

I mean if you were big sean you'd just tell your agent to be like hit her up

then she'd look at her phone "holy shit big sean wants to fuck me *panties dropped*"
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foreveraIone
02/27/18 11:26:40 PM
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ariana grande:

ugly face, short height. no tits, no ass.

ugly everything.
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Flockaveli
02/27/18 11:27:46 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
see. if i were rich i'd date a woman like t his:

https://www.instagram.com/abrunamagalhaes/?hl=en

i mean if you were into the whole Mediterranean look.

Too bad she only dates poor dudes.
Literally just your typical undergrad art major whos two semesters shy of dropping out.
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Genocet_10-325
02/27/18 11:27:50 PM
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You're just a font of bad opinions arent you TC
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Uncle_Drew
02/27/18 11:29:07 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I think she's hot

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boxington
02/27/18 11:30:11 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
I think she's hot

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FomTumbled
02/27/18 11:31:37 PM
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hot in what way?

large forehead
large ears
looks like an elf
square manly jaw

bodywise I can see why genocet likes her, so maybe you guys are like him
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Fin_Dawg_004
02/27/18 11:31:59 PM
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maybe she got nice feet
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TheGrindery
02/27/18 11:32:18 PM
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My mind still registers her as a kid.
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Genocet_10-325
02/27/18 11:33:40 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
My mind still registers her as a kid.

24 is a kid?
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TheGrindery
02/27/18 11:44:55 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
TheGrindery posted...
My mind still registers her as a kid.

24 is a kid?

I only ever see her on bright, colorful magazine covers that seem aimed for kids and that's when I'm at the checkout. I don't have cable or satellite and I only see the shows and movies I want to.

This is what happens when you cut yourself off from the "entertainment" you don't care for.
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CarlGrimes
02/27/18 11:47:15 PM
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FomTumbled posted...
large ears
looks like an elf

Yeah, no one has ever wanted to fuck an elf before.
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Flockaveli
02/27/18 11:49:39 PM
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Shes petite so you know that pu-*modded* and all that jazz.
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Sad_Face
02/27/18 11:52:01 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
My mind still registers her as a kid.


Same. She sing all she wants about getting railed till she can barely walk. She's still a kid to me. Admittedly a cute one.
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bulletproofvita
02/28/18 5:37:08 AM
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
maybe she got nice feet

Mmm
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pres_madagascar
02/28/18 5:45:48 AM
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Demi Lovato is 10x hotter than Ariana. I'd fuck demi until my dick fell off. Bitch is bad as fuck.
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im not 13
02/28/18 5:46:26 AM
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Simple

Guys don't just want a pretty face that's going to leach money. I'm sure Big Sean had loads of those

Grande has bank
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Wallnuts17
02/28/18 7:44:14 AM
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Yall aware big Sean and her havent been together for awhile right?

She downgraded to mac miller
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OmegaPillow
02/28/18 7:46:26 AM
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She's cute , I'll like to see a picture of you betas who's calling her ugly . She's vegan too, ive been with a couple vegan girls , never stink is a fucking plus.
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smoke_break
02/28/18 8:14:08 AM
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She's got nice facial features.
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Hairy-man
02/28/18 8:16:20 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Demi Lovato is 10x hotter than Ariana. I'd fuck demi until my dick fell off. Bitch is bad as fuck.

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RickyTheBAWSE
02/28/18 8:22:14 AM
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Ariana Grande is like a sexy bobblehead.

maybe the sex doll makers can find a market for giant bobblehead models.

you'd be hitting it from the back, and it's head is just all over the place like it's rocking out to some dope ass jams
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clearaflagrantj
02/28/18 8:27:21 AM
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Ariana Grande is America's Jailbait
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Flockaveli
02/28/18 8:51:33 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Demi Lovato is 10x hotter than Ariana. I'd fuck demi until my dick fell off. Bitch is bad as fuck.

tDcV7hZ
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masticatingman
02/28/18 8:54:55 AM
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Why are you talking about Big Sean so much when thats in the past? She is dating Mac Miller
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Stooge1969
02/28/18 9:09:58 AM
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foreveraIone
02/28/18 9:10:46 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Ariana Grande is America's Jailbait

she isn't even a good one

like Kiernan Shipka or Dakota Fanning both used to be....
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