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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:34:20 PM
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time to take advantage

time to do some things while my mom watches.....

HONK!

I haven't had sex in 37 years and just decide why not dip my brush into land of the forbiden

I bet I'll finish real fast too since I havent done this in 37 years
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Kaname_Madoka
02/26/18 9:35:59 PM
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what the fuck
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:36:01 PM
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or I can just streak her and get it big while I pass her and claim I was in my own house getting some milk from the fridge.
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:36:37 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
what the fuck

My grandmother died it's time to get wild!
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SageHarpuia
02/26/18 9:36:46 PM
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Was I supposed to infer from this topic that you are banging your mother's friend?
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crennigo
02/26/18 9:36:52 PM
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Pics of woman.
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Delirious_Beard
02/26/18 9:38:00 PM
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reggie what
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ShinigamiSoul
02/26/18 9:38:06 PM
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MuscleHamster0 posted...
get it big

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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:38:07 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Was I supposed to infer from this topic that you are banging your mother's friend?

Exactly I'm sick got a sore throat and my closet family memeber passed away why not try to get happy while I'm greiving.

if my mom keeps bringing the hot friends why not?
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Dustin1280
02/26/18 9:38:28 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Was I supposed to infer from this topic that you are banging your mother's friend?

Or attempting to do so?

Good question TBH
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Kaname_Madoka
02/26/18 9:40:19 PM
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I still don't understand if TC is talking about masturbation or sex.

But either way, sorry about your grandma and have fun.
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:41:05 PM
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while my grandmother was in the hospital two of my mothers coworkers who are hot as fuck walked me to the hospital cafteria like i was some big pimp!

shit was rad
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:42:02 PM
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I'm playing yall

I'm just fantasizing a lil.
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:43:15 PM
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anything to keep me my mind off bad dark thoughts right?
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Kaname_Madoka
02/26/18 9:43:29 PM
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jerk off
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SageHarpuia
02/26/18 9:43:47 PM
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If TC hasn't had sex in 37 years, and he was at least a teenager when he lost his virginity, I'm going to assume his mother is quite elderly and her friends are probably pretty old as well.
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:43:56 PM
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I already did dreaming about Ben simmons and Tinashe hooking up.
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:45:30 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
If TC hasn't had sex in 37 years, and he was at least a teenager when he lost his virginity, I'm going to assume his mother is quite elderly and her friends are probably pretty old as well.

I'm a virgin bro my late grandmother said and he doesn't want to have sex 2 years ago

lil did she know

and she is but a lot younger than my mom and my moms coworkers are my age one's 30s and ones in her 20s.
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:47:33 PM
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anything to keep my mind off death incarnate right? right?
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MuscleHamster0
02/26/18 9:52:25 PM
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I'm just playing yall I'll never get sex or unvirginze but I am lonely now
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crennigo
02/27/18 8:33:44 PM
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MuscleHamster0 posted...
I'm just playing yall I'll never get sex or unvirginze but I am lonely now

Did you try a hooker?
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