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NonDairyMiltank
02/25/18 11:20:49 PM
#101:


do you all just have a fetish for replying to deliberate contrarian shit or what?

bail out ffs
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knuxnole
02/25/18 11:51:36 PM
#102:


I have a fetish for junk food!
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Soviet_Poland
02/26/18 1:19:48 AM
#103:


DifferentialEquation posted...

Everyone should be accountable for their own health, but you're being way too optimistic here. If you get married you're probably more likely to end up with someone that would want you to die early so they can collect your life insurance money, savings/investments and valuables.


No, I get that. But that doesn't change the fact that married men live longer on average, and that likely has a lot to do with the fact that when you have a family, your priorities regarding health change.

It might be seen as nagging. But think about where it is coming from. A person who genuinely cares about you doesn't want to see you suffer down the line. I work in healthcare, so I see exactly the toll from people who have an attitude like knox about their health from decades of those behaviors. And let me tell you, middle and old age is not kind to them.
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knuxnole
02/26/18 1:21:47 AM
#104:


Soviet_Poland posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...

Everyone should be accountable for their own health, but you're being way too optimistic here. If you get married you're probably more likely to end up with someone that would want you to die early so they can collect your life insurance money, savings/investments and valuables.


No, I get that. But that doesn't change the fact that married men live longer on average, and that likely has a lot to do with the fact that when you have a family, your priorities regarding health change.

It might be seen as nagging. But think about where it is coming from. A person who genuinely cares about you doesn't want to see you suffer down the line. I work in healthcare, so I see exactly the toll from people who have an attitude like knox about their health from decades of those behaviors. And let me tell you, middle and old age is not kind to them.


They should worry about themselves. If I see someone smoking, I wouldn't nag on them to stop. I am their friend so I will support them to the end!

If I had a family, I would do the SAME. EXACT. THINGS. The wife is responsible for them anyway, so I'll sit on my recliner and do my thing while she cooks and cleans and bathes them. My health habits would actually get WORSE if I had a spouse.
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knuxnole
02/26/18 2:08:27 AM
#106:


Oh I didn't know he was 16, lol.

Teenagers these days.
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Soviet_Poland
02/26/18 2:29:59 AM
#107:


knuxnole posted...
Oh I didn't know he was 16, lol.

Teenagers these days.


I'm 28. He was referring to someone else.
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knuxnole
02/26/18 2:51:26 AM
#108:


I guess so. I'm around your age too! Holla back!
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Rob Cesternino
02/26/18 5:20:00 AM
#109:


knuxnole posted...
1) free food
2) free laundry
3) free sex

Cons:
- they take their money
- they need to be talked to


Wait, are you suggesting that the woman pays the food bill out of her own pocket every time? What?
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knuxnole
02/26/18 9:13:53 AM
#110:


Yes. She shops, she cooks, I eat.
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joestarrr
02/26/18 12:11:40 PM
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deanshow
02/26/18 12:13:24 PM
#113:


joestarrr posted...
none

I dunno there's some benefits. Who else will laugh at my terrible jokes
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joestarrr
02/26/18 12:41:52 PM
#114:


deanshow posted...
joestarrr posted...
none

I dunno there's some benefits. Who else will laugh at my terrible jokes


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knuxnole
02/26/18 12:55:23 PM
#115:


Lol I'm not 16

That wasn't posted in this topic either, so you cray cray!!!
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Dustin1280
02/26/18 12:57:25 PM
#116:


Howl posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
people are brainwashed into thinking occasional sex makes up for all the downsides


If you have a happy marriage, there's really not any downsides tbh.


This for sure, though I would say very little downsides...
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