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butthole666
02/25/18 12:55:13 AM
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I don't want to talk to any of these people and I have too much anxiety to ever meet them

I just get annoyed when I get notifications from it
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CasualGuy
02/25/18 12:58:03 AM
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I've been fooled twice now by women and their fucking magic camera angles. Show up to the date and they are like 50 pounds heavier than they look in their pics.
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butthole666
02/25/18 1:00:28 AM
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Also I do fairly well getting matches, I'm an attractive guy and a basic description makes me sound cool, but trying to hold a conversation with anyone just feels fucking painful
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Muffinz0rz
02/25/18 1:07:33 AM
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CasualGuy posted...
I've been fooled twice now by women and their fucking magic camera angles. Show up to the date and they are like 50 pounds heavier than they look in their pics.

i had one of those a few weeks ago

it was brutal
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butthole666
02/25/18 1:26:27 AM
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Every time someone hits me up I just wish they'd leave me alone
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butthole666
02/25/18 3:03:37 AM
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How do i go on a date instead of ignoring ppl after a couple days

Why am i so broken and toxic
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butthole666
02/25/18 4:21:09 AM
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girl wants to hang out @ a show this week

I hate literally half of the people on the lineup AND my shit-ass ex will be there

How do i politely decline this lol
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Muffinz0rz
02/25/18 1:39:53 PM
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butthole666 posted...
girl wants to hang out @ a show this week

I hate literally half of the people on the lineup AND my shit-ass ex will be there

How do i politely decline this lol

"I have my syphilis shot scheduled that day"
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butthole666
02/25/18 4:19:06 PM
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I want to be alone forever lol
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PhazonReborn
02/25/18 4:19:34 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
I've been fooled twice now by women and their fucking magic camera angles. Show up to the date and they are like 50 pounds heavier than they look in their pics.

If the picture is elevated, and at an angle, they're fat.
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bulletproofvita
02/25/18 4:21:11 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
CasualGuy posted...
I've been fooled twice now by women and their fucking magic camera angles. Show up to the date and they are like 50 pounds heavier than they look in their pics.

If the picture is elevated, and at an angle, they're fat.

lol.... Omg this is true
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langystar
02/25/18 4:22:08 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
I've been fooled twice now by women and their fucking magic camera angles. Show up to the date and they are like 50 pounds heavier than they look in their pics.

Always snapchat before meeting and if they only do face pictures, they're fat. Skinny girls don't hide their bodies
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Alexanaxela
02/25/18 4:22:46 PM
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bulletproofvita posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
CasualGuy posted...
I've been fooled twice now by women and their fucking magic camera angles. Show up to the date and they are like 50 pounds heavier than they look in their pics.

If the picture is elevated, and at an angle, they're fat.

lol.... Omg this is true

hate the "myspace angle."
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bulletproofvita
02/25/18 4:24:22 PM
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Then you get duck face.... Bloody idiots
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butthole666
02/25/18 5:00:07 PM
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Y'all act like dudes don't pull the same shit lol
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Ben_Ruggiero
02/25/18 5:05:51 PM
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The guy who can't even talk to women wants to take guns away
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ArchiePeck
02/25/18 5:07:20 PM
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Ironically, TC, you sound like you really need to go out and get laid.
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butthole666
02/25/18 5:11:22 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
Ironically, TC, you sound like you really need to go out and get laid.

I don't really care about sex

My last ex kinda ruined it for me
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FFVII_REMAKE
02/25/18 5:12:41 PM
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Just go MGTOW.
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bulletproofvita
02/25/18 5:12:47 PM
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butthole666 posted...
ArchiePeck posted...
Ironically, TC, you sound like you really need to go out and get laid.

I don't really care about sex

My last ex kinda ruined it for me


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butthole666
02/25/18 5:16:27 PM
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FFVII_REMAKE posted...
Just go MGTOW.

But I'm not a misogynistic NEET loser
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ROBANN_88
02/25/18 5:56:57 PM
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I've been getting several "you got a match" notifications, but when i open the app, there's nothing there.

Is Tinder messing with me?
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TheCurseX2
02/25/18 5:58:14 PM
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You always demand midriff pictures.
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Alexanaxela
02/25/18 7:15:56 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
I've been getting several "you got a match" notifications, but when i open the app, there's nothing there.

Is Tinder messing with me?

hate to be the bearer of bad news but it 99% means they unmatched you
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8-bit_Biceps
02/25/18 7:39:19 PM
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I feel like my standards are too high and/or obscure to ever find someone worth investing real hope into. Like they have to live no more than 20 minutes away, and physically an 8/10+, and intelligent or creative/artistic in some way. They have to be interesting and hot...and basically no more than 2 years older than me but as young as 10 years younger. But I live in a town of like 50,000 people. There's not much selection.
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butthole666
02/25/18 7:52:59 PM
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8-bit_Biceps posted...
I feel like my standards are too high and/or obscure to ever find someone worth investing real hope into. Like they have to live no more than 20 minutes away, and physically an 8/10+, and intelligent or creative/artistic in some way. They have to be interesting and hot...and basically no more than 2 years older than me but as young as 10 years younger. But I live in a town of like 50,000 people. There's not much selection.

What do you look like and what do you do lmao
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8-bit_Biceps
02/25/18 8:41:09 PM
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butthole666 posted...
8-bit_Biceps posted...
I feel like my standards are too high and/or obscure to ever find someone worth investing real hope into. Like they have to live no more than 20 minutes away, and physically an 8/10+, and intelligent or creative/artistic in some way. They have to be interesting and hot...and basically no more than 2 years older than me but as young as 10 years younger. But I live in a town of like 50,000 people. There's not much selection.

What do you look like and what do you do lmao


I'm pretty sure I would be an 8/10 at the lowest, but I'm broke. Looking for a better job while I contemplate what I'm gonna do for grad school / study for the GRE. So yeah...I know that I don't make much money which is why I thankfully am kind of settling into accepting that. It makes total sense to me that women want a guy who works and makes money, but I also see that as kind of unfortunate. Just today I was listening to Chris Rock's new standup and he said something like, "Women, children, and dogs are the only ones loved unconditionally. If you're a man you're loved on the condition that you can provide." I think that's true, but I think that's only true because most people live in an old paradigm. Like if I didn't live in America and people actually weren't intimidated as easily by people with substance then I might have an entirely different aura surrounding me and maybe I would have more confidence. I do have confidence in myself, but lack confidence in people's ability to be accepting and make sense. So I just don't fit in here. Obviously a man can be valued for much more than the money he can make, but Americans are myopic.
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butthole666
02/27/18 7:40:17 PM
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Day one: "you're hot I wanna take off your clothes ;)))"

Day two: "Are you afraid to die?"

w h a t t h e fuck
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