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Metro2
02/23/18 11:15:30 PM
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Dump his cheating ass.
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TomNook20
02/23/18 11:15:55 PM
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Complete_Idi0t
02/23/18 11:16:04 PM
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Because then hed release the pee tape
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TheGrindery
02/23/18 11:16:08 PM
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Because then she isn't married to the president.
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Muffinz0rz
02/23/18 11:16:08 PM
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good question tbh

would she get half his shit?

i mean then she could just retire and do fuck'all for the rest of her life

EDIT: although the reason she hasn't done that is probably the same reason Trump hasn't resigned (whatever said reason may be)
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Smashingpmkns
02/23/18 11:17:42 PM
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She probably gets to bang whoever the hell she wants while being the wife of some rich ass slob AND she probably doesn't have to fuck his spongy ass.
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CanuckCowboy
02/23/18 11:17:48 PM
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TomNook20 posted...
The same reason she married him.


Is there a prenuptial? Cause otherwise divorcing him is the smart move financially speaking.

also the smart move in any other manner of speaking.
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008Zulu
02/24/18 1:48:09 AM
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Who needs a divorce settlement? She'd make millions off the magazine articles, talk show circuit, and tell-all books.
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Electrokinesis
02/24/18 1:50:02 AM
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Now, this might sound crazy, but she might be okay with being married to him.
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littlebro07
02/24/18 1:51:40 AM
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Electrokinesis posted...
Now, this might sound crazy, but she might be okay with being married to him.


Eh

Someone post that gif of her smiling when Trump turns to look at her then going stone faced the second he looks away
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FomTumbled
02/24/18 1:52:31 AM
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cause he's an alpha
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Vita_Aeterna
02/24/18 1:53:55 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
Now, this might sound crazy, but she might be okay with being married to him.


Eh

Someone post that gif of her smiling when Trump turns to look at her then going stone faced the second he looks away

GhqANxR
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littlebro07
02/24/18 1:55:23 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
Now, this might sound crazy, but she might be okay with being married to him.


Eh

Someone post that gif of her smiling when Trump turns to look at her then going stone faced the second he looks away

GhqANxR


Ah there we go

What an inspirational marriage
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FomTumbled
02/24/18 1:55:41 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
Now, this might sound crazy, but she might be okay with being married to him.


Eh

Someone post that gif of her smiling when Trump turns to look at her then going stone faced the second he looks away

GhqANxR

Little do yall know he was looking at Ivanka
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Crazyman93
02/24/18 1:56:49 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
would she get half his shit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement

For all he is, Trump isn't dumb enough to get married without one.
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Phantom_Nook
02/24/18 2:03:32 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
GhqANxR

AND AYYYYYYYYEYYYYYY
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU
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Dash_Harber
02/24/18 2:05:24 AM
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I'm guessing their is some sort of contractual obligation there.
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Sayoria
02/24/18 2:07:20 AM
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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KingArthur3D
02/24/18 2:15:31 AM
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She doesn't want to have a "swimming accident" or "fall down and hit her head" or something.
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