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R0ttedHorror 02/21/18 11:27:26 PM #1:	Same tastes in music/movies, her cooking is great/she loves yours, her kinks are your kinks, shes loyal, she teaches you shit, she loves you But she completely shits her pants in front of you on your first date --- https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <cite>R0ttedHorror posted [p:896536232] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Same tastes in music/movies, her cooking is great/she loves yours, her kinks are your kinks, shes loyal, she teaches you shit, she loves you But she completely shits her pants in front of you on your first date</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zZzSuhleepyZzZ 02/21/18 11:28:40 PM #2:	rub her nose in it and tell her bad girl?? <cite>zZzSuhleepyZzZ posted [p:896536290] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>rub her nose in it and tell her bad girl??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zZzSuhleepyZzZ 02/21/18 11:29:02 PM #3:	like... she's supposed to be "perfect: right?? <cite>zZzSuhleepyZzZ posted [p:896536307] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>like... she's supposed to be "perfect: right??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 02/21/18 11:29:13 PM #4:	Fine with me it's just a one time thing --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:896536314] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Fine with me it's just a one time thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 02/21/18 11:30:40 PM #5:	Love finds a way. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:896536394] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Love finds a way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieMarvin 02/21/18 11:31:07 PM #6:	hell yeah thats hilarious --- http://i.imgur.com/4Llom.png <cite>CookieMarvin posted [p:896536410] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>hell yeah thats hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoriIIa 02/21/18 11:31:21 PM #7:	shit my pants too so she doesnt feel alone --- f*** dean spanos <cite>GoriIIa posted [p:896536426] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>shit my pants too so she doesnt feel alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/21/18 11:31:26 PM #8:	I mean as long as it's just a 1 time thing Might as well get the most embarrassing thing possible outta the way early right? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:896536429] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>I mean as long as it's just a 1 time thing Might as well get the most embarrassing thing possible outta the way early right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
soulunison2 02/21/18 11:31:32 PM #9:	I eat ass <cite>soulunison2 posted [p:896536431] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>I eat ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueScum 02/21/18 11:33:22 PM #10:	She poops?? Sorry, not perfect. --- "colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M <cite>BlueScum posted [p:896536513] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>She poops?? Sorry, not perfect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 02/21/18 11:34:09 PM #11:	Does she clap afterwards? --- http://i.imgur.com/DKNJbBm.jpg What a terrifying thing to happen. I'm not sure why but I have this big fear of going blond - Zurkon <cite>EverDownward posted [p:896536562] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Does she clap afterwards?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MelzezDoor 02/21/18 11:35:24 PM #12:	R0ttedHorror posted... But she completely shits her pants in front of you on your first date is that her teaching me shit? --- http://i.imgur.com/ARaZB2G.png http://i.imgur.com/LvEUiSl.png <cite>MelzezDoor posted [p:896536632] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>R0ttedHorror posted...</cite> <quote>But she completely shits her pants in front of you on your first date</quote> is that her teaching me shit?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssk9716757 02/21/18 11:35:42 PM #13:	I mean if we're compatible that's not bad at all --- I am the nucleus. <cite>ssk9716757 posted [p:896536644] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>I mean if we're compatible that's not bad at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 02/21/18 11:36:42 PM #14:	Why does she shit herself --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:896536683] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Why does she shit herself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 02/21/18 11:37:04 PM #15:	EverDownward posted... Does she clap afterwards? Booty clapping count? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:896536696] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote>Does she clap afterwards?</quote> Booty clapping count?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R0ttedHorror 02/21/18 11:38:05 PM #16:	CM_Ponch posted... Why does she shit herself Maybe the chicken alfredo was no bueno --- https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <cite>R0ttedHorror posted [p:896536745] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>CM_Ponch posted...</cite> <quote>Why does she shit herself</quote> Maybe the chicken alfredo was no bueno</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 02/21/18 11:38:28 PM #17:	That's actually a great bonding experience. --- I'll defend any man's Funbazooka! <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:896536765] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>That's actually a great bonding experience.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scaramanga 02/21/18 11:39:00 PM #18:	Is it runny? Or just a solid turd? --- A duel between titans. My golden gun against your Walther PPK. Each of us with a 50-50 chance. <cite>Scaramanga posted [p:896536782] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Is it runny? Or just a solid turd?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foreveraIone 02/21/18 11:40:05 PM #19:	yes. i like it --- http://i.imgtc.com/qieELu9.jpg Always. Edgy. <cite>foreveraIone posted [p:896536834] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>yes. i like it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R0ttedHorror 02/21/18 11:40:18 PM #20:	Scaramanga posted... Is it runny? Or just a solid turd? Since shes perfect, its however you like it --- https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <cite>R0ttedHorror posted [p:896536845] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scaramanga posted...</cite> <quote>Is it runny? Or just a solid turd?</quote> Since shes perfect, its however you like it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 02/21/18 11:41:23 PM #21:	Hopefully it would be full-blown diarrhea. So messy that she'd request that I hose her down with my pe.. I mean, with the garden hose --- I'll defend any man's Funbazooka! <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:896536905] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Hopefully it would be full-blown diarrhea. So messy that she'd request that I hose her down with my pe.. I mean, with the garden hose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 02/21/18 11:45:12 PM #22:	Shit happens --- I'll eat it <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:896537075] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Shit happens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 02/21/18 11:47:56 PM #23:	She wouldnt be the perfect girl if she didnt shit herself on the first date. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:896537206] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>She wouldnt be the perfect girl if she didnt shit herself on the first date.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/21/18 11:48:14 PM #24:	If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake." --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:896537227] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rookieplayer03 02/21/18 11:48:25 PM #25:	I'm ok with this --- Princes are born. Kings are made. https://gfycat.com/BowedGrimAddax <cite>rookieplayer03 posted [p:896537236] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>I'm ok with this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DesuDeku 02/21/18 11:53:12 PM #26:	Everyone makes mistakes. --- Believe in yourself! https://i.imgur.com/UB9dwaa.png <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:896537455] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Everyone makes mistakes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 02/22/18 12:03:29 AM #27:	TheCyborgNinja posted... If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake." Why is shit so often figuratively referred to as food? It's weird isn't it? Maybe that's because we're constantly aware that food necessarily begets poop. --- I'll defend any man's Funbazooka! <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:896537909] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake."</quote> Why is shit so often figuratively referred to as food? It's weird isn't it? Maybe that's because we're constantly aware that food necessarily begets poop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/22/18 12:04:39 AM #28:	Funbazooka posted... TheCyborgNinja posted... If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake." Why is shit so often figuratively referred to as food? It's weird isn't it? Maybe that's because we're constantly aware that food necessarily begets poop. That's deep, bro. I mean, why is "shit" used to describe virtually anything. "That music is shit" or "I feel shitty." --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:896537962] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake."</quote> Why is shit so often figuratively referred to as food? It's weird isn't it? Maybe that's because we're constantly aware that food necessarily begets poop.</quote> That's deep, bro. I mean, why is "shit" used to describe virtually anything. "That music is shit" or "I feel shitty."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH 02/22/18 12:04:42 AM #29:	Little do you know that's my fetish --- http://i.imgur.com/fUaBI.jpg I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:896537967] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Little do you know that's my fetish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 02/22/18 12:12:37 AM #30:	TheCyborgNinja posted... Funbazooka posted... TheCyborgNinja posted... If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake." Why is shit so often figuratively referred to as food? It's weird isn't it? Maybe that's because we're constantly aware that food necessarily begets poop. That's deep, bro. I mean, why is "shit" used to describe virtually anything. "That music is shit" or "I feel shitty." Well it's stinky and germy. But consider also that people use shit as a positive. "That music is THE SHIT" What we know: Food is probably the first joy in life. First joy is food, poop goes hand-in hand with that joy... other joys are secondary to the prime joy which creates poop. Ironically calling things THE SHIT is naturally a stone's throw away with all these connections. --- I'll defend any man's Funbazooka! <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:896538296] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>If somebody shits their pants, sits down, then walks after, it's called "flipping a pancake."</quote> Why is shit so often figuratively referred to as food? It's weird isn't it? Maybe that's because we're constantly aware that food necessarily begets poop.</quote> That's deep, bro. I mean, why is "shit" used to describe virtually anything. "That music is shit" or "I feel shitty."</quote> Well it's stinky and germy. But consider also that people use shit as a positive. "That music is THE SHIT" What we know: Food is probably the first joy in life. First joy is food, poop goes hand-in hand with that joy... other joys are secondary to the prime joy which creates poop. Ironically calling things THE SHIT is naturally a stone's throw away with all these connections.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
booboy 02/22/18 11:27:28 PM #31:	I've shat myself at work a couple of times on accident, meds I was on at the time played nasty games with my intestines. I didn't lose any respect from my coworkers and friends because of it. --- There is no problem that can't be solved by applying more yuri to it. In Torque We Trust <cite>booboy posted [p:896600728] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>I've shat myself at work a couple of times on accident, meds I was on at the time played nasty games with my intestines. I didn't lose any respect from my coworkers and friends because of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoistenedYouth 02/22/18 11:31:57 PM #32:	@DocileOrangeCup --- a fan of scotty fan who fancy scotty fanfic <cite>MoistenedYouth posted [p:896600984] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>@DocileOrangeCup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 02/22/18 11:32:38 PM #33:	Looks like shit...dramatic pause...just got real. --- http://i.imgur.com/UltlHqc.png http://i.imgur.com/KZs5YpP.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:896601014] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Looks like shit...dramatic pause...just got real.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R0ttedHorror 02/22/18 11:47:02 PM #34:	You guys are top right blokes imo --- https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <cite>R0ttedHorror posted [p:896601740] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>You guys are top right blokes imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 02/23/18 12:04:36 AM #35:	solid or liquid --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:896602633] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>solid or liquid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 02/23/18 12:07:57 AM #36:	MoistenedYouth posted... @DocileOrangeCup Uhhh what now --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/TAaXq7d.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ggQozRe.png <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:896602799] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>MoistenedYouth posted...</cite> <quote>@DocileOrangeCup</quote> Uhhh what now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 02/24/18 9:23:05 PM #37:	--- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:896709255] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote> --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buzz Killjoy 02/24/18 9:26:05 PM #38:	Sounds like the perfect date. --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:896709379] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the perfect date. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 02/24/18 9:30:42 PM #39:	I'd let it go. Shit happens. --- Steppin on the beach doot doot do <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:896709613] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>I'd let it go. Shit happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 02/25/18 5:28:15 PM #40:	<_< --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:896753923] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 02/27/18 4:14:11 AM #41:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... <_< What --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/TAaXq7d.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ggQozRe.png <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:896849156] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><_<</quote> What</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 02/27/18 4:22:47 AM #42:	I immediately begin to cry because it reminds me of my incontinent cat that died years ago. We have a touching moment together and the tears slowly turn to purrs. We spend the rest of the night chasing each other through the house play fighting and then fall asleep grooming each other's hair on the carpet. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:896849306] in Perfect gi... [t:76344677]...</cite> <quote>I immediately begin to cry because it reminds me of my incontinent cat that died years ago. We have a touching moment together and the tears slowly turn to purrs. We spend the rest of the night chasing each other through the house play fighting and then fall asleep grooming each other's hair on the carpet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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