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Howl
02/21/18 7:52:28 AM
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Ryven posted...
Maybe i have the maturity of a 5 year old, but if i was on that plane id be laughing so hard id be crying.


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KiwiTerraRizing
02/21/18 7:53:03 AM
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@Vegy
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Rika_Furude
02/21/18 7:55:31 AM
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Why couldnt it be a cute girl farting the entire time
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TheGrindery
02/21/18 8:06:53 AM
#22:


Never forget.
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Howl
02/21/18 8:20:30 AM
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Howl posted...
Do you remember
The 21st night of September
The plane was grounded
The farts still a linger
While he chasing the chicks away
The farts were ringin
To the keys that the fights were singin
And the passsengers cried out in pain

Fa fa fa Fart de yart
say do you remember
Far de yart
Fartin in September
Fart de yart
Always was a smelly dayyyyyy


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voldothegr8
02/21/18 8:31:26 AM
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That's quite the achievement, he can forever say he landed a plane with his ass.
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l Dudeboy l
02/21/18 8:35:13 AM
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The idea of a man sat cross armed while refusing to stop farting just sounds hilarious to me.
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Pharrell3
02/21/18 2:41:09 PM
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Did you check out the PUMPA on this dude?
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Muffinz0rz
02/21/18 2:43:26 PM
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CableZL posted...
emotional support flatulence

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The Admiral
02/21/18 2:45:26 PM
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Imagine what that guy's wife must go through.
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MacadamianNut3
02/21/18 2:46:05 PM
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@drunkmuggle

It wasn't me this time hehe xd
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DirkDiggles
02/21/18 2:46:18 PM
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drunkmuggle
02/21/18 2:46:46 PM
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Blue_Inigo
02/21/18 2:46:55 PM
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That dude deserves an ass kicking
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MacadamianNut3
02/21/18 2:47:10 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
@drunkmuggle

It wasn't me this time hehe xd

lmao @Pics_nao_plz @NeonOctopus @Coolppl_Owns @Vamp_Aubrey @SwordMaster13X

Wow u fucking snitch
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Questionmarktarius
02/21/18 2:47:23 PM
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Were Haribo sugar-free gummi bears involved?
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Pharrell3
02/21/18 2:48:19 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
@drunkmuggle

It wasn't me this time hehe xd

lmao @Pics_nao_plz @NeonOctopus @Coolppl_Owns @Vamp_Aubrey @SwordMaster13X

Wow u fucking snitch

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Funbazooka
02/21/18 2:48:50 PM
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Misleading title! Fake news!

It landed because a fight broke out over the farts, not the farts themselves.
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UnfairRepresent
02/21/18 2:52:54 PM
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I hope he gets fined or some prison time
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SwordMaster13X
02/21/18 5:42:54 PM
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Why was i summoned here three times?
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Fam_Fam
02/21/18 5:44:29 PM
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Funbazooka posted...
Misleading title! Fake news!

It landed because a fight broke out over the farts, not the farts themselves.
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Paragon21XX
02/21/18 6:18:17 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
That dude deserves an ass kicking

The plane was landed because someone attempted to do so.
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pres_madagascar
02/21/18 6:19:26 PM
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Howl posted...
Ryven posted...
Maybe i have the maturity of a 5 year old, but if i was on that plane id be laughing so hard id be crying.


#metoo

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Funbazooka
02/21/18 6:21:48 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Misleading title! Fake news!

It landed because a fight broke out over the farts, not the farts themselves.

Why are people so eager to blame innocent flatulence?
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Tsukasa1891
02/21/18 6:32:01 PM
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What if his farts were the only thing keeping the plane from crashing?
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Rika_Furude
02/21/18 10:32:57 PM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
What if his farts were the only thing keeping the plane from crashing?


Oh god, i just remembered Thunderpants
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Tsukasa1891
02/22/18 1:10:30 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Tsukasa1891 posted...
What if his farts were the only thing keeping the plane from crashing?


Oh god, i just remembered Thunderpants

And here I was just making a shitty joke, but unintentionally referenced a crappy movie I never heard of until now.
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Sayoria
02/22/18 1:11:28 AM
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Don't they have hanging gas masks for these kind of emergencies?
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Manocheese
02/22/18 1:19:06 AM
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E32005 posted...
Rip Man Farts

Died at the plane shot up to 97% methane concentration
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apolloooo
02/23/18 1:13:33 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Howl posted...
Ryven posted...
Maybe i have the maturity of a 5 year old, but if i was on that plane id be laughing so hard id be crying.


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TheGrindery
02/24/18 7:17:46 PM
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The reality of how absurd this is probably dawned on the guy when he was questioned.

"Why did you do it?"
"Well he farted and..."
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Doctor Foxx
02/27/18 2:36:58 AM
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Imagine farting so bad they emergency land a plane on an international flight lmao
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FreedomEtrtment
03/01/18 2:16:24 AM
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What a stinker
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LepartialJury
03/03/18 5:28:51 AM
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Imagine being in that plane
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Nazanir
03/03/18 6:50:17 AM
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That man was just doing his duty keeping the plane pressurized.
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Foppe
03/03/18 6:58:12 AM
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https://www.whompcomic.com/comic/fart-and-away
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A5modeu5
03/05/18 5:26:06 AM
#59:


Ryven posted...
Maybe i have the maturity of a 5 year old, but if i was on that plane id be laughing so hard id be crying.


I dont think you would. Because your trip just got delayed and youll maybe miss your connecting flight and then you are stranded just because someone farted.
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