Poll of the Day > Ugh...i though Knack being bad was a meme.

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Darth_CiD
02/18/18 6:28:27 AM
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I didn't know it was legitimately this bad. How the hell did it get a sequel?
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TheCyborgNinja
02/18/18 6:44:50 AM
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The PS4 launch was a success (to the extent it was) because the X1's launch announcement went over about as well as Subway using their old Jared ads again would... MS had the better lineup until 2015.
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Far-Queue
02/18/18 8:20:49 AM
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I liked Knack. I think expectations were high because it was on PS4, but its not a game that does anything particularly special.

If you enjoy those kinds of games, and you go into it not expecting the second coming of the platforming genre, its a solid game. Pretty challenging on the harder difficulty, too.

The sequel is better, but if you dont enjoy the first game I doubt youll like the second.
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TheSlinja
02/18/18 11:35:27 AM
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sony wasnt in on the meme
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VeeVees
02/18/18 11:40:28 AM
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dunkey singlehandedly memed knack 2 into existence
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Blue_Thunder
02/18/18 11:45:08 AM
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VeeVees posted...
dunkey singlehandedly memed knack 2 into existence

KNACK 2, BAYBEE!
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Krazy_Kirby
02/18/18 7:49:34 PM
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maybe people who never played a platformer thought it was good
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helIy
02/18/18 7:56:13 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I liked Knack. I think expectations were high because it was on PS4, but its not a game that does anything particularly special.

If you enjoy those kinds of games, and you go into it not expecting the second coming of the platforming genre, its a solid game. Pretty challenging on the harder difficulty, too.

The sequel is better, but if you dont enjoy the first game I doubt youll like the second.

you can't jump.

in a PLATFORMER
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Far-Queue
02/18/18 7:59:42 PM
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What? You can jump in Knack. What are you on about?
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TheWorstPoster
02/18/18 8:00:11 PM
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helIy posted...
Far-Queue posted...
I liked Knack. I think expectations were high because it was on PS4, but its not a game that does anything particularly special.

If you enjoy those kinds of games, and you go into it not expecting the second coming of the platforming genre, its a solid game. Pretty challenging on the harder difficulty, too.

The sequel is better, but if you dont enjoy the first game I doubt youll like the second.

you can't jump.

in a PLATFORMER


So, by that logic, Bionic Commando was the worst NES game of all time, and Rearmed was the worst remake of all time as well.
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helIy
02/18/18 8:02:33 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
What? You can jump in Knack. What are you on about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDagv6SA8nw

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Krazy_Kirby
02/18/18 8:10:44 PM
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it's really generic platforming. in the first level with the lasers and retracting platforms i didn't even have to alter my speed. just kept running in a straight line and jumped over the small gaps
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Mead
02/18/18 8:11:10 PM
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#KnackBeWack
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Far-Queue
02/18/18 9:29:44 PM
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helIy posted...
Far-Queue posted...
What? You can jump in Knack. What are you on about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDagv6SA8nw

I don't need to waste time watching a video to tell you that you can jump in Knack. I've played it. There is a jump button.
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ss4parrothair
02/18/18 9:52:16 PM
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I liked it
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helIy
02/18/18 10:42:01 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
helIy posted...
Far-Queue posted...
What? You can jump in Knack. What are you on about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDagv6SA8nw

I don't need to waste time watching a video to tell you that you can jump in Knack. I've played it. There is a jump button.

watch the video.
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Lorthremar
02/18/18 10:45:38 PM
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helIy posted...
Far-Queue posted...
helIy posted...
Far-Queue posted...
What? You can jump in Knack. What are you on about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDagv6SA8nw

I don't need to waste time watching a video to tell you that you can jump in Knack. I've played it. There is a jump button.

watch the video.

do you ever not shitpost
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helIy
02/18/18 10:48:32 PM
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who tf are you
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Darth_CiD
02/18/18 10:51:12 PM
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helIy posted...
Far-Queue posted...
What? You can jump in Knack. What are you on about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDagv6SA8nw

Yeah, dude, you can totally jump in Knack. I mean, the game would be literally unplayable if you couldn't as 90% of the combat requires you to jump around like a tit to avoid getting hit by over aggressive tracking attacks that take off 70% of your health on normal mode.

Just don't use the jump attack as you will then bounce back into the enemy's projectile/area denial/lingering hitbox that sticks around way longer than the animation for it, ev er y time.
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helIy
02/18/18 10:53:00 PM
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you should probably watch the video
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Darth_CiD
02/18/18 11:03:36 PM
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helIy posted...
you should probably watch the video

Okay.

10 seconds into the video shows knack jumping.

1 minute into the video "he can jump too" -random character, probably Lucas.

Your point was?
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helIy
02/18/18 11:04:35 PM
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probably keep on watching
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Darth_CiD
02/18/18 11:07:50 PM
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Watched the whole thing my dude, not really seeing what answer your trying to guide us to here.

A joke that didn't land perhaps? You might have to talk us through this one.
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helIy
02/18/18 11:08:48 PM
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it was all part of my plan

i got you to watch a video
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Darth_CiD
02/18/18 11:10:23 PM
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helIy posted...
it was all part of my plan

i got you to watch a video

Right, a video I've seen before (i am subscribed to Dunkey)

Well done i guess?
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helIy
02/18/18 11:24:07 PM
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yes i am very pleased with myself
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Darth_CiD
02/18/18 11:30:32 PM
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I don't know man, "tricking" someone into watching a Dunkey video...

"Lol, i totally tricked you into having sex with that beautiful woman"

\_()_/
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helIy
02/18/18 11:52:40 PM
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who are you to judge how i have fun
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