Current Events > Bards are the lamest class.

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Here's the Wizard, casting fireballs and summoning lightning storms at will.

Here's the Fighter, pounding bitches with a huge sword made from a dragon's dick.

Here's the Cleric, burning undead for looking at him wrong and giving people insane buffs.

Here's the Rogue, getting into places nobody should and one shotting soyboy casters with a knife.

And then you have the Bard, he has a lute and sings songs.

Fucking lol.

LOL.
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Then the bard sings a tale and everyone thinks the supposedly TOUGH fighter pissed his pants, the clever wizard blew his face up and the cleric fumbled his prayers and they become a laughing stock
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and the bard still gets all the bitches
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In 1st edition D&D if you had a Bard's it was like playing the game on God Mode. Be like "don't worry I got this" *solo the demon prince while rest of party is OHKO*
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Virgin Bard:

No muscle
Can't stealth
Suck at pickpocketing
Restricted to boring Humans/Half Elves
Can't dual class
Shitty Mage spells
Appeals to daddy girls and runaway tramps

Chad Swashbuckler:

Suave and rugged
Can stealth
Can pickpocket/disarm traps
Can be any race, including big dick Half Orc
Can dual wield
Says "fuck Backstab" and still receives -4 THAC0 when attacking from stealth
Appeals to Keira Knightley and toned girls
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Not a huge fan of Bard, but the new College of Whispers Bard has me wanting to play one for the first time.

TheCurseX2 posted...

Virgin Bard:

No muscle
Can't stealth
Suck at pickpocketing
Restricted to boring Humans/Half Elves
Can't dual class
Shitty Mage spells
Appeals to daddy girls and runaway tramps

Chad Swashbuckler:

Suave and rugged
Can stealth
Can pickpocket/disarm traps
Can be any race, including big dick Half Orc
Can dual wield
Says "fuck Backstab" and still receives -4 THAC0 when attacking from stealth
Appeals to Keira Knightley and toned girls

Can't argue with this
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@TheCurseX2 posted...

Here's the Fighter, pounding bitches with a huge sword made from a dragon's dick.

L O Fucking L

Best post I've seen in a long time. Would you care if I used that as a sig?? Not saying I will but I might if that's ok.

Edit: I would obviously give you credit for it.
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Use it daddy.
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