Current Events > Need ideas on how to afford a game.

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Currently working, paying my way through school with no loans, living on ramen, rice, plain pasta, etc.
Can't get another job. Can't spare any money. But I've got a massive hype boner for Far Cry 5. How can I pull $100 out of my ass for that sweet gold edition? Or at least $45 for Assassin's Creed Origins or Watch Dogs 2.

What's the current rates for legal male prostitution or escorting? I've only bought like 5 games since the current gen came out. I want to game again but shit's expensive man.
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Some people on here can help if you ask nice enough, seen it before in the past. Just don't ask Gavi, not worth it.
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Suck a million dicks for $1 each, then you'll be able to buy every game you want until you die.

But seriously though I'm in the same boat. Too expensive for me right now
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StanZarnack posted...

Some people on here can help if you ask nice enough, seen it before in the past. Just don't ask Gavi, not worth it.

@-Gavirulax-
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StanZarnack posted...

Some people on here can help if you ask nice enough, seen it before in the past. Just don't ask Gavi, not worth it.

I don't think I've gotten close enough with anyone here to do something like that for me.

I'd have better luck with a lemonade stand in the cold.
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Best I can do is this Google Express code for $10 off.

2CQQZU4JG

So $32 for Watch Dogs 2.
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Slip-N-Slide posted...

StanZarnack posted...

Some people on here can help if you ask nice enough, seen it before in the past. Just don't ask Gavi, not worth it.

I don't think I've gotten close enough with anyone here to do something like that for me.

I'd have better luck with a lemonade stand in the cold.

See, people are nice here, they'll help you!

RockRapDubstep posted...

StanZarnack posted...

Some people on here can help if you ask nice enough, seen it before in the past. Just don't ask Gavi, not worth it.

@-Gavirulax-

Don't bother, it'll be the usual "kiss my butt for money" thing.
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If I had to kiss Gavi's ass I'd rather do it in person than publicly on the internet.
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I'll give you one BAT, which should hit $20 some day, though worth $.44 today.

When it does, buy another $.44 coin with the $20 and sell when they're $20. Keeping doing this, compounding what you get and before you know it, you'll have $8 trillion. You can then straight up buy Ubisoft.
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LockeMonster posted...

Best I can do is this Google Express code for $10 off.

2CQQZU4JG

So $32 for Watch Dogs 2.

Thanks

DoctorVader posted...

I'll give you one BAT, which should hit $20 some day, though worth $.44 today.

When it does, buy another $.44 coin with the $20 and sell when they're $20. Keeping doing this, compounding what you get and before you know it, you'll have $8 trillion. You can then straight up buy Ubisoft.

#Genius
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you could get the base game first and the season pass later
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chill02 posted...

you could get the base game first and the season pass later

I wasn't really being serious about needing the gold edition, even though that DLC looks nice, but I can't even manage the $60

tfw
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