Poll of the Day > Jesus/God killed himself so that your sins are forgiven.

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02/15/18 1:14:45 AM
#1:


Do a prayer to show gratitude
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EclairReturns
02/15/18 1:20:52 AM
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I'm pretty sure it was some mob of Roman soldiers who killed Jesus.
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02/15/18 1:23:03 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
I'm pretty sure it was some mob of Roman soldiers who killed Jesus.

God could have fried them all but chose to offer himself/his son so that we may be forgiven
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Moonjay
02/15/18 1:25:01 AM
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Will never believe that as long as I live.
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Lokarin
02/15/18 1:35:39 AM
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Except neither God nor Jesus nor Moses ever existed, indeed - even the supposed historical Jesus that didn't do anything and was merely a Roman execution record also never existed
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Kimbos_Egg
02/15/18 1:41:56 AM
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i thought suicide was a sin
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SunWuKung420
02/15/18 1:43:13 AM
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It's a metaphor. I can explain it but too many would be offended.
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EclairReturns
02/15/18 1:44:39 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I can explain it


Explain it to me in some kind of PM. I am not Christian and would therefore not be offended by any interpretation of TC's claim.
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Mead
02/15/18 1:46:08 AM
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Im not even convinced that Jesus ever actually existed and wasnt just invented by Saul/Paul decades after his alleged death
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SunWuKung420
02/15/18 1:47:13 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I can explain it


Explain it to me in some kind of PM. I am not Christian and would therefore not be offended by any interpretation of TC's claim.


I don't know. I'll think about it.
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Moonjay
02/15/18 1:51:18 AM
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Mead posted...
Im not even convinced that Jesus ever actually existed and wasnt just invented by Saul/Paul decades after his alleged death


At the very least his story was embellished beyond belief.
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SunWuKung420
02/15/18 1:59:05 AM
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Mead posted...
Im not even convinced that Jesus ever actually existed and wasnt just invented by Saul/Paul decades after his alleged death


At the very least, a person lived who understand that the Whole, the Self and the Nothing(The Never-ending Story reference) co-existed. The Whole existed to contain the Self and the Self existed to experience the Whole. They both understood that either state was better than being Nothing.

I may be drunk. It was a good Valentine's for me. Woo!
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Sarcasthma
02/15/18 2:10:34 AM
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Get your shit together, mods.
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SunWuKung420
02/15/18 2:11:12 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Get your shit together, mods.


Did you just pray?
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synth_real
02/15/18 2:57:02 AM
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So that means that if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

I'm sinning to Jesus right now!
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Amuseum
02/15/18 4:07:25 AM
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I sinned so Jesus would have a purpose in life.
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