Poll of the Day > Playing Resident Evil 2 and it's bullshit.

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Honestly, what's up with games?

I'm a cop. It's my first day in the job. Suddenly - zombie apocalypse.

That's fair. Time to slaughter some zombies.

But wait...

There's a fireplace in the police precinct. Seems odd. There a an expensive oil painting above it.

"Hey, why don't you set a fire while you're here?"

Set a fire and the oil painting starts melting.

"Oh shit, was that supposed to - someone help?"

Oh but wait, a sparking red ruby falls out of the painting. CHA-CHING. Wtf is this doing here? Maybe this should be in the evidence room?

Find a medal. Take it. Dunno why.

Oh look another red jewel. This time it's being held aloft by a statue. And I have to push two more statues onto certain floor tiles.

What's anyone doing about the zombies?

The hell are these rubies for? Why is this police department set out like the Temple Of The Ancients?

Oops, locked door. Needs a key. Maybe check the office desks or the reception?

No, dumbass. You put the medal that specifically belongs to one absent decorated officer and place it in the fountain foyer which opens a secret compartment within that holds the key.

Turns out the key is for the FILE ROOM possibly the room with the most traffic in the department. Must be a pain the ass having to get that key every time.

Key is also made of silver and has an Ace of Spades carved into it. Fancy.

The key also opens the door to the offices of Raccoon City's most talented strike team, S.T.A.R.S.

Well, that was the last door my metal af key was needed for. Time to throw it in the trash.

Find a locker in the office. HOT DAMN. A shotgun. A zombies natural predator. This is more like it.

Time to stop dicking around playing Indiana Jones and start wrecking house.

Except FFS, I can't carry the shotguns because my pockets are full of precious stones, anti-zombie bite spray and some typewriter ink.

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