Current Events > So there I was being cucked, minding my own business...

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AlphaCuck
02/09/18 3:40:20 AM
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When suddenly a prospective bull busted into my bedroom. He proceeded to fight with my wife's chosen bull. There are only two things I'm thinking at this point: "why does this always happen to me?" and "I hope they don't knock over my 'Most Dedicated Employee' plaque."

Needless to say the new bull won both the fight and the affections of my wife, whom she made love to voraciously.
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electricbugs2
02/09/18 3:41:11 AM
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Golly gee I wonder how long this nonsense account lasts?
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Turbam
02/09/18 3:42:32 AM
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Why didn't you make the bulls spitroast her?
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Scotty_Rogers
02/09/18 3:51:04 AM
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Funny how TC can lie about getting cucked and still be a cuck in reality lmao
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Fission-Mailed
02/09/18 7:54:32 PM
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Cuck!
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EverDownward
02/09/18 7:56:50 PM
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This reeks of @Kaname_Madoka
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glitteringfairy
02/09/18 7:58:46 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
Best gimmick ever

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AlphaCuck
02/09/18 7:58:51 PM
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"Gimmick" would imply I'm not being 100% serious about this.

EverDownward posted...
This reeks of @Kaname_Madoka

Don't say that name here!
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Kaname_Madoka
02/09/18 8:03:28 PM
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@EverDownward posted...
This reeks of @Kaname_Madoka

i dont get it
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Kaname_Madoka
02/09/18 8:03:35 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
"Gimmick" would imply I'm not being 100% serious about this.

EverDownward posted...
This reeks of @Kaname_Madoka

Don't say that name here!

who the fuck are you
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AlphaCuck
02/09/18 8:04:54 PM
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Don't cuss at me please. With a mouth like that you'll never find out
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Bagamak
02/09/18 8:05:57 PM
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what happened to the losing bull? did he slink away in shame? was he dressed when he left or did he walk out of the house in his underwear or something
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Kaname_Madoka
02/09/18 8:06:51 PM
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are you Alpha_Male/Taz from the league board or something lmao
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AlphaCuck
02/09/18 8:09:59 PM
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Bagamak posted...
what happened to the losing bull? did he slink away in shame? was he dressed when he left or did he walk out of the house in his underwear or something

He had my ex-wife's number in his contacts. I think he went there. I hate that bitch.
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uwnim
02/09/18 8:14:40 PM
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How do bulls fight? Do they fence?
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Fission-Mailed
02/11/18 10:12:01 AM
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cucked
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