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This is not a fucking joke or a god damn game. I ate 3 boxes of "Fiber One" bars as my exclusive food due to extreme laziness in the last 2 days and I cannot even understand how much I am fucking farting. This is beyond insanity, and I am NOT exaggerating. I am farting at least 2 loud boisterous farts out of my ass per 60 seconds. I have been farting incessantly for the last 18 hours. I want to die, it's like I'm inhaling through my mouth and exhaling through my ASS. Continuous loud yelling moans are destroying my asshole. I know this is a bold claim, but if you don't believe it, try it yourself - you will regret. This is worse than the time I ate an entire box of sugar free cookies.

No.
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I don't see the problem here.
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Fiber makes you poop. How could you not know this?
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you want us to help you by doing the same thing?
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I ate a box and holy fuck. I did it the day before school when I was in high school. Luckily I live close by, so I secretly left school like 5 times just to fart in the toilet. Shit hurt my stomach due to me not being able to just fart at school.
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Duncanwii posted...

Fiber makes you poop. How could you not know this?

When I first got on my new pain medication I went 3 weeks without pooping then woke up in extreme pain. Went to the hospital and a really good looking doctor gave me an enema and she told me to hold it in for ad long as I could then run to the toilet... I lasted about 2 minutes then didn't make it to the toilet had an explosive log fly out that was about 2 meters long followed by some bloody diaherah... It felt so fucking good I didn't even give a shit about what happened. I had to sit down for about 5 minutes and gather myself, I think it's the closest feeling I will get to a woman orgasm as a man. Feel bad for whoever had to clean it up. The doctor couldn't even look me in the eyes after I did it haha. She just discharged me. I need to be careful with my pain meds every once and awhile if I skip a meal or depending on what I eat ill shit out a massive painful turd that fills up the toilet bowl. If I don't poop once a day now I'll eat a minor over night stool softener so my anus will thank me the next day. God damn pain medication. I wish they could just fix my shoulder, would love to get off this nasty shit.

Oh man I was just wondering what would happen if you ate several of those things like literally had a conversation with my girlfriend about it last night. She claims her college room mate ate a whole box thinking they were normal brownies or something.
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Another_Voice posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Fiber makes you poop. How could you not know this?

When I first got on my new pain medication I went 3 weeks without pooping then woke up in extreme pain. Went to the hospital and a really good looking doctor gave me an enema and she told me to hold it in for ad long as I could then run to the toilet... I lasted about 2 minutes then didn't make it to the toilet had an explosive log fly out that was about 2 meters long followed by some bloody diaherah... It felt so fucking good I didn't even give a shit about what happened. I had to sit down for about 5 minutes and gather myself, I think it's the closest feeling I will get to a woman orgasm as a man. Feel bad for whoever had to clean it up. The doctor couldn't even look me in the eyes after I did it haha. She just discharged me. I need to be careful with my pain meds every once and awhile if I skip a meal or depending on what I eat ill shit out a massive painful turd that fills up the toilet bowl. If I don't poop once a day now I'll eat a minor over night stool softener so my anus will thank me the next day. God damn pain medication. I wish they could just fix my shoulder, would love to get off this nasty shit.

Omg

I wish I could have seen that