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Duncanwii
02/08/18 9:29:25 PM
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I can't taste the chocolate. It's funny, I think 60% dark is delicious, but 86% is like eating a block of plastic. Why?
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MrNintendo1213
02/08/18 9:30:01 PM
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Maybe you don't have enough saliva.
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Caution999
02/08/18 9:35:22 PM
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As a fan of dark chocolate myself, I have found that anything beyond like 70% is a little too dark.
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Sayoria
02/08/18 9:35:27 PM
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I eat those all the time. The 86% taste fine to me. The best part is there's only one gram of sugar per piece. Kind of wish I had some right now.
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CarlGrimes
02/08/18 9:35:30 PM
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I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.
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Soviet_Poland
02/08/18 9:37:12 PM
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Try adding a tiny pinch of salt. The contrast will help pull out the flavor. Also, dark chocolate is meant to be nibbled in tiny bites. Savor it.
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Sayoria
02/08/18 9:50:14 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.


I want to try the 90s, but Lindt wants too much for a single bar of chocolate.
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CarlGrimes
02/08/18 10:03:04 PM
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Sayoria posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.


I want to try the 90s, but Lindt wants too much for a single bar of chocolate.

Lindt is worth it.
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yoshirulezz1
02/08/18 10:06:24 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.

How do people like this?? Tastes like literal vomit
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CarlGrimes
02/08/18 10:08:25 PM
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yoshirulezz1 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.

How do people like this?? Tastes like literal vomit

Some people like bitter food. I do, except when it comes to coffee.
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flat_tyre
02/08/18 10:11:49 PM
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Dark chocolate with mint is the only option.
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electricbearcom
02/08/18 10:16:57 PM
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yoshirulezz1 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.

How do people like this?? Tastes like literal vomit

No, regular American chocolate is what tastes like vomit. This tastes like real chocolate heaven.
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Genocet_10-325
02/08/18 10:19:08 PM
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electricbearcom posted...
yoshirulezz1 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.

How do people like this?? Tastes like literal vomit

No, regular American chocolate is what tastes like vomit. This tastes like real chocolate heaven.


If extremely bitter is heaven to you then sure.

Regular milk chocolate tastes like shit too though. 60 to 70 is perfect.
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Paragon21XX
02/08/18 10:30:06 PM
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You have to give your saliva time to dissolve the chocolate enough for the flavors to take hold. Chew slowly, and don't swallow until necessary.
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Questionmarktarius
02/08/18 11:08:28 PM
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I'll go though one of these every now and then:
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masticatingman
02/08/18 11:17:46 PM
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electricbearcom posted...
yoshirulezz1 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.

How do people like this?? Tastes like literal vomit

No, regular American chocolate is what tastes like vomit. This tastes like real chocolate heaven.


Milk chocolate was invented by a Swiss guy called Daniel Peter in the 1800s...but good try.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Peter
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UnholyMudcrab
02/08/18 11:19:58 PM
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masticatingman posted...
electricbearcom posted...
yoshirulezz1 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.

How do people like this?? Tastes like literal vomit

No, regular American chocolate is what tastes like vomit. This tastes like real chocolate heaven.


Milk chocolate was invented by a Swiss guy called Daniel Peter in the 1800s...but good try.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Peter

American Hershey chocolate is made in a process that produces butyric acid, which is the stuff that gives vomit its smell.
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DocileOrangeCup
02/08/18 11:20:39 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
02/08/18 11:21:40 PM
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Caution999 posted...
As a fan of dark chocolate myself, I have found that anything beyond like 70% is a little too dark.

this

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masticatingman
02/08/18 11:26:38 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
masticatingman posted...
electricbearcom posted...
yoshirulezz1 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I am eating some 90% Lindt right now.

How do people like this?? Tastes like literal vomit

No, regular American chocolate is what tastes like vomit. This tastes like real chocolate heaven.


Milk chocolate was invented by a Swiss guy called Daniel Peter in the 1800s...but good try.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Peter

American Hershey chocolate is made in a process that produces butyric acid, which is the stuff that gives vomit its smell.


Hersheys is just one brand from Pennsylvania. My post just pointed out that milk chocolate originated in Europe.
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E32005
02/08/18 11:27:05 PM
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how much does it cost?

i hear the chocolate in europe is much better.
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Sir_gmon
02/08/18 11:34:10 PM
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I remember eating unsweetened chocolate in elementary school when learning about our different senses of taste and it made me vomit.

Idgaf what chemical they use in milk chocolate, actual vomit will always obviously taste worse. Fuck Dark choco, im bout that milky life.
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rabbi_baby
02/08/18 11:35:23 PM
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Salted dark chocolate > All
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MrNintendo1213
02/08/18 11:42:59 PM
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Ewww, whoever said they like Lindt is gross. Ghiradelli is way better, Lindt is barely a step above Hershey's
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a42ozslushie
02/08/18 11:46:19 PM
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I don't know how people like dark chocolate. tastes like bitter poison.
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rabbi_baby
02/08/18 11:47:54 PM
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If you guys want the best, you buy from here. It's not cheap, but you pay for what you get.

https://www.normanloveconfections.com
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CarlGrimes
02/09/18 11:25:05 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Ewww, whoever said they like Lindt is gross. Ghiradelli is way better, Lindt is barely a step above Hershey's

No way. Lindt is so much better.
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