Poll of the Day > 'Oh, yeah. I'll just shovel this little bit. Should take me 60 seconds.'

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Mario_VS_DK
02/08/18 6:48:18 PM
#1:


60 seconds later: 'Are my fingers going to fall off?'

I should have never shoveled that without gloves. That shovel stole every single bit of heat that existed in my hands. Why do we keep it outside?

Funny thing is, with no socks, I accidentally stepped into the foot deep snow in my sneakers, and my foot was still infinitely warmer than my hands.

Well, whatever. There's a tiny path for me and the dogs to walk outside with them now.
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Andromicus
02/08/18 6:48:56 PM
#2:


It's 80 degrees here
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likehelly
02/08/18 6:50:02 PM
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just buy elon musks flamethrower and melt the snow away
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darcandkharg31
02/08/18 6:51:42 PM
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good workout, when i lived at my dads cabin we had a long ass driveway that I had to shovel, took me about a half an hour and i'd just be hot when i came back inside.
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