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weapon_d00d816
02/06/18 7:03:54 AM
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>itch because of dry skin
>scratch it
>itch even more because you've irritated your dry skin
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FF_Redux
02/06/18 7:04:49 AM
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Suddenly start to cough cuz you swallowed your spit wrong on accident.
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gafemaqs
02/06/18 7:04:59 AM
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I guess cancer might be an equivalent of a glitch
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KookyCouture
02/06/18 7:13:00 AM
#4:


deja vu
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l Dudeboy l
02/06/18 7:14:16 AM
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About to sneeze, then suddenly don't have to sneeze.
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You are now breathing manually.
Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over.
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MFBKBass5
02/06/18 7:25:53 AM
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Poooing your pants
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Gamer99z
02/06/18 7:26:34 AM
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Sharts
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"You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus
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Chicken
02/06/18 7:31:19 AM
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Not believing in Jesus.
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A5modeu5
02/06/18 7:32:28 AM
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Random eyelid twitching
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l Dudeboy l
02/06/18 7:33:46 AM
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A5modeu5 posted...
Random eyelid twitching


You might need to exercise more. Or you're drinking too much caffeine.
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A5modeu5
02/06/18 7:35:49 AM
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l Dudeboy l posted...
A5modeu5 posted...
Random eyelid twitching


You might need to exercise more. Or you're drinking too much caffeine.


Wtf?
Is 1-2 cans of pepsi a day too much caffeine?
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Cranie
02/06/18 7:36:09 AM
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Suddenly become incapable of properly controlling your limbs because your immune system destroys the myelin on your nerve cells.
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Gamer99z
02/06/18 7:37:03 AM
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Oh, and sleep paralysis.
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idadpb
02/06/18 7:54:52 AM
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You are entering a room and you forget what you were just about to do/say. You finally remember what it was, about 1 minute after leaving that room. Then you forget it again when you enter the room for the 2nd time
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Vicious_Dios
02/06/18 7:55:57 AM
#15:


Death.
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Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta
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NihilistTurian
02/06/18 7:56:07 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew
02/06/18 7:59:51 AM
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Cranie posted...
Suddenly become incapable of properly controlling your limbs because your immune system destroys the myelin on your nerve cells.

WTF CAN THIS HAPPEN
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electricbearcom
02/06/18 8:07:00 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Cranie posted...
Suddenly become incapable of properly controlling your limbs because your immune system destroys the myelin on your nerve cells.

WTF CAN THIS HAPPEN

have you never heard of MS?
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Sami1000
02/06/18 8:16:16 AM
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Well, theres that short guy who was born without limbs.
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