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Veggeta X
02/05/18 10:00:55 AM
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Stuff that definitely doesn't hold up these days.

I have this picture of Tifa calling Barret the R word for mental illness. I would post it but I know it is against the ToS so I won't.
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josifrees
02/05/18 10:03:48 AM
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Dustin1280
02/05/18 10:04:28 AM
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That is because the 90's were a simpler time where everyone didn't need a safe space...
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eston
02/05/18 10:05:06 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
I have this picture of Tifa calling Barret the R word for mental illness.

I don't remember that at all
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Veggeta X
02/05/18 10:08:59 AM
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eston posted...
Veggeta X posted...
I have this picture of Tifa calling Barret the R word for mental illness.

I don't remember that at all

I didn't either until I saw the pic. It's the one where they are using the stairs to get into the Shinra HQ.
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josifrees
02/05/18 10:10:00 AM
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SavenForever
02/05/18 10:17:54 AM
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I hope most of the goofiness is still there in the Remake.

Because if we are being honest here, that is one of the reasons why the original was so great.
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luigi13579
02/05/18 10:19:29 AM
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The low quality graphics definitely help, as they leave a lot of stuff up to the imagination and make things seem less comical. Imagine the cross-dressing scene(s) in full HD graphics, for example. I still want to see these kinds of things for the hilarity though. And the stink some will no doubt kick up. :P
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eston
02/05/18 10:20:38 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
eston posted...
Veggeta X posted...
I have this picture of Tifa calling Barret the R word for mental illness.

I don't remember that at all

I didn't either until I saw the pic. It's the one where they are using the stairs to get into the Shinra HQ.

That's probably why I don't remember, because who the fuck takes the stairs
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hollow_shrine
02/05/18 10:21:34 AM
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eston posted...
That's probably why I don't remember, because who the fuck takes the stairs

I usually do. There's a funnier convo there. There's also an item at the bottom, so even when I go the other way, I usually backtrack to the stairs for looting purposes.
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luigi13579
02/05/18 10:22:59 AM
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eston posted...
That's probably why I don't remember, because who the fuck takes the stairs

I do both. It's like in the Deus Ex games when I have to take every path.
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VectorChaos
02/05/18 10:26:21 AM
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eston posted...
Veggeta X posted...
eston posted...
Veggeta X posted...
I have this picture of Tifa calling Barret the R word for mental illness.

I don't remember that at all

I didn't either until I saw the pic. It's the one where they are using the stairs to get into the Shinra HQ.

That's probably why I don't remember, because who the fuck takes the stairs

This

I have never not just kicked the front door down in FFVII

In general I always provoke extra fights that could be avoided, unless avoiding them gets me something I couldn't otherwise obtain.

When you're supposed to sneak past the guards patrolling that one floor I just keep charging out on purpose. After enough battles there's an extra little scene where they realize they don't need to sneak anymore because you've wrecked every guard on the floor :p

I never pass up some extra EXP.
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Jim_Stark
02/05/18 10:30:34 AM
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When you take the stairs TIfa catches the guys looking up her skirt and she gets all embarrassed and makes them go first.
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LIsJustice
02/05/18 10:31:16 AM
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Or when Cloud hits Aerith.
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josifrees
02/05/18 10:32:13 AM
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Or how about when Barrett thinks cloud wants to date Marlene
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Jim_Stark
02/05/18 10:32:58 AM
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Or when Cloud performs mouth to mouth resuscitation on a little girl.
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Veggeta X
02/05/18 10:33:17 AM
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Jim_Stark posted...
Or when Cloud performs mouth to mouth resuscitation on a little girl.

I have no problem with this. He's trying to save her life/
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nevershine
02/05/18 10:34:33 AM
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Or when hojo wanted red xiii to fuck aeris
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Jim_Stark
02/05/18 10:41:43 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Jim_Stark posted...
Or when Cloud performs mouth to mouth resuscitation on a little girl.

I have no problem with this. He's trying to save her life/

Yeah, you're right. It's still a little weird though, I think even Cloud says so before he does it.
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VectorChaos
02/05/18 10:44:22 AM
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nevershine posted...
Or when hojo wanted red xiii to fuck aeris


Oh god

I remember processing that scene in my head the first time I played

"Wait, he wants them to what?"
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Dustin1280
02/05/18 10:45:12 AM
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nevershine posted...
Or when hojo wanted red xiii to fuck aeris

That's possibly the MOST "out there" scene in FF7 IMO....
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Laserion
02/05/18 10:54:09 AM
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eston posted...
That's probably why I don't remember, because who the fuck takes the stairs

Up the stairs, Barrett complains. Peek up Tifa's skirt, get sent to the front. Get whatever is in all the stairs. Go back all the way down (Barrett complains again). Bust front door.
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ApherosyLove
02/05/18 10:58:15 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
nevershine posted...
Or when hojo wanted red xiii to fuck aeris

That's possibly the MOST "out there" scene in FF7 IMO....

Literally anything in the Honeybee Inn.
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hollow_shrine
02/05/18 11:06:13 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
nevershine posted...
Or when hojo wanted red xiii to fuck aeris

That's possibly the MOST "out there" scene in FF7 IMO....

Literally anything in the Honeybee Inn.

Nah, that's just a gay bathhouse. A chaste gay bathhouse too, because they're not even having sex. Read about the bathhouse scene in San Fran in the 70's (still pretty tame as far as hookup spots go). Geez, just go to a local drag show for gender bending and candid conversations about gay sexual politics.

The inter-species coupling is way weirder by several degrees of magnitude.
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masterpug53
02/05/18 12:04:42 PM
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The bitch-slapping minigame.

Speaking of, the fact that 'bitch' was censored but 'shit' wasn't.
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Guerrilla Soldier
02/05/18 12:08:17 PM
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these all bring back great memories. best game of all time.
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NibeIungsnarf
02/05/18 12:09:12 PM
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Using the r-word holds up perfectly well
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hollow_shrine
02/05/18 12:10:14 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Speaking of, the fact that 'bitch' was censored but 'shit' wasn't.

One is frequently used as a slur only recently undergoing reclamation efforts by modern women.

The other is just a rude word for excrement, with relatively little cultural baggage.

I don't find that very surprising. People were may more cautious about potentially objectionable content in the nineties than they are now.
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Squall28
02/05/18 12:14:09 PM
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eston posted...
Veggeta X posted...
eston posted...
Veggeta X posted...
I have this picture of Tifa calling Barret the R word for mental illness.

I don't remember that at all

I didn't either until I saw the pic. It's the one where they are using the stairs to get into the Shinra HQ.

That's probably why I don't remember, because who the fuck takes the stairs


I always take the stairs. The smart man's choice.
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masterpug53
02/05/18 12:15:54 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
masterpug53 posted...
Speaking of, the fact that 'bitch' was censored but 'shit' wasn't.

One is frequently used as a slur only recently undergoing reclamation efforts by modern women.

The other is just a rude word for excrement, with relatively little cultural baggage.

I don't find that very surprising. People were may more cautious about potentially objectionable content in the nineties than they are now.


I think you're reading too much into it; it was only surprising because 'bitch' is allowed on venues like network tv where 'shit' is not.
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